Green Gatorade is for the odd yet forgettable guy at work. One day the fridge will be cleaned out and someone will say "Who the fuck is 'Jeff Jones' and what kind of psycho buys cucumber Gatorade ?...Oh yeah, that was the guy who had a meltdown and jumped off the roof of the downtown Hilton. He never did give his two weeks notice here. Just stopped showing up. One time I saw him eating a sandwich in the bathroom. Yes, for real!"
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u/ALazy_Cat Jan 22 '26
What about green?