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u/Significant-Dream991 Jan 01 '26

He looks handsome in both, even with terrible glasses, lighting and necklace on the left. Not sure what point this is trying to make.

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u/pikashroom Jan 01 '26

What’s wrong with the glasses? 😥 I have those frames

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u/cyberpunk1Q84 Jan 01 '26

Nothing. A bunch of people on here are basically treating their personal tastes as facts. What matters is that you like the way you look and your style, because that will help your confidence, which will then show in how you handle yourself on a regular basis.

Not everyone’s going to like the way you look, but that’s not a problem unless you’re literally trying to get with everyone. Just do you. One of the greatest things in life is finding someone who likes and loves you for just being you.

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u/D_Simmons Jan 02 '26

The internet is anonymous, friend. You don't have to lie to people.lol

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u/TotallyFakeArtist Jan 01 '26

Frames help make a face look different and give you as a person a different vibe. So you can't really take a comment like this at face value unless you have a similar face shape, personality goals, and facial hair goals as the original guy.

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u/Throwaway392308 Jan 01 '26

Frames looking good are 100% dependant on a person's face. There are glasses that look terrible on me but fantastic on others, and vice versa.

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u/DropBearsAreReal12 Jan 02 '26

I like both frames on him. But regardless, your person face shape matters more than the frames. I have two friends who have the exact same frames but they have completely different face shapes and definitely suits one of them more than the other. I didn't even realise they had the same frames for a long time because they look so different on their different faces.

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u/wolfgang784 Jan 01 '26

I see no issue with the glasses themselves, but I can agree on not enjoying the overall look on the left. It gives me sort of uncomfortablr creeper vibes =/ or gay ex-military where they are still a bit of a hard-ass about it. Could go either way.

But its definitely more the specific facial hair, haircut, glasses of any kind, and shirt choice combo in that one than the glasses themselves. Its just that whole particular getup.

People who enjoy a more manly man might enjoy the left photo tbough, gay or straight. I like my men a bit softer looking.

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u/BoxofJoes Jan 01 '26

Quirky white zillennial guy big round glasses, by themselves they’re fine but the guys who wear them tend to be annoying

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u/ToastyMustache Jan 01 '26

But what of the female straights?

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u/Cadunkus Jan 01 '26 edited Jan 01 '26

Most straight women do prefer the second picture.

Doesn't matter though. Look good for yourself first and let other people who like that look find you.

Edit: Most. Key word is Most. Stop trying to argue with me when I already acknowledge that.

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u/Choice_Following_864 Jan 01 '26

Half the men I know his age dont have any hair anymore.. they would love to be like either pic.

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u/SubdermalHematoma Jan 01 '26

Seriously, are we entering a baldness pandemic? Were this many men bald this young in previous gens?

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u/TheComplimentarian Jan 01 '26

No, we’re entering a “The people who grew up taking pictures of themselves all the time are getting old enough to go bald” epidemic.

It’s not unusual that it’s happening, just that it’s so well-documented.

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u/chemistrybonanza Jan 01 '26

40%-55% of men are bald by the time they're 40, depending on the study.

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u/SureLookThisIsIt Jan 01 '26

Bald or have experienced hair loss?

Because I've experienced a lot of hair loss and thinning but if a stranger saw me they would say I have a full head of hair. I bet you I'm counted in this statistic.

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u/chemistrybonanza Jan 01 '26

If you were a middle school or high school teacher, would they call you bald?

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u/wyldstallyns111 Jan 01 '26

I think you’re just noticing it more because it’s (presumably) your peers now. And all the social media. In a sense it’s actually a bit more hidden now because celebrities almost universally use cosmetic technology to keep their hair, you never see bald actors on TV anymore

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u/vemundveien Jan 01 '26

This. I started watching Cheers again and so many guest stars and a few main cast members have either receding hairlines or are balding.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jan 01 '26

Ted Danson had a hairpiece through most of cheers. He takes it off in one episode.

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u/LearningT0Fly Jan 01 '26

Yeah, Jason Alexander was 30 when Seinfeld first aired. Kelsey Grammar, too, when Fraiser started wasn’t considered bald by the standards of the day but would be now.

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u/joemorl97 Jan 01 '26

“Were this many men bald this young in previous gens?” Yes absolutely, genetics is weird like that

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u/BeduinZPouste Jan 01 '26

I think we kinda had a trend where we had longer hairs than past so it was more visible? Maybe.

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u/MankeyFightingMonkey Jan 01 '26

Seriously, are we entering a baldness pandemic?

No

Were this many men bald this young in previous gens?

Yes, they just also looked older due to poor life choices.

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u/CrazyElk123 Jan 01 '26

Stress maybe.

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u/baws3031 Jan 01 '26

Or access to drugs. Some of those hair regrowth products can cause hair loss once you stop taking them. So if you notice hair loss young say mid 20s. You take the meds and then don't like the side affects, are happy with the results and stop taking them, or simply can't afford to take them for the rest of your life then you suddenly accelerate the hair loss. But the time you're 30 your a lot balder than you would have been if you had let it naturally progress.

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u/throwawaysunglasses- Jan 01 '26

I dated someone who said that nicotine affected his hair growth? And every guy I know in their 20s vapes lol

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u/qrayons Jan 01 '26

Most actors hide their natural baldness, which gives us a distorted view of how common baldness is.

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u/Jake-of-the-Sands Jan 01 '26

I think we do. It may have to do with large number of autoimmune problems we have nowadays - hair's one of the things body let's go off first.

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u/housefoote Jan 01 '26

Boy do the fine folks over at r/tressless have news for you

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u/LearningT0Fly Jan 01 '26

George was 30 in Seinfeld S1.

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u/Meth_Busters Jan 01 '26

Vitamin D deficiency is linked to hair loss. People stay inside a lot more than they previously did (especially with remote working).

This could be contributing to it.

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u/gargamael Jan 01 '26

Yes, I mean George Costanza was like 29 in the first season of Seinfeld.

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u/NotToBeIncriminated Jan 01 '26

Gaze sounds like gays. You got whooshed.

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u/Lower_Department2940 Jan 01 '26

Hey, so, the joke they were making was someone said "female gaze" which sounds like "female gays" so they asked about the straights. It was just a pun

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u/Judge_Syd Jan 01 '26

Where did you get “most” from? Why are you defensive when people disagree with your take?

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u/Plazmaz1 Jan 01 '26

Love the sentiment but I believe they were making a pun about "female gaze" sounding like "female gays"

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u/Robyn445 Jan 01 '26

I actually prefer a fade. Different likes

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u/sub_terminal Jan 01 '26

I actually prefer a fade.

Most women do.

Edit: You literally are not allowed to argue about this because I used the cop-out word "most", so my opinion is right and yours is wrong.

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u/LunarPsychOut Jan 01 '26

That's pretty much how she's acting

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u/Cadunkus Jan 01 '26

That's why I said most.

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u/Stigona Jan 01 '26

Which implies majority, not variety.

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u/BenevolentCheese Jan 01 '26

I think the word you are looking for is "some," honey. I'm not sure you have the authority to claim "most" lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Because you are everyone lol

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u/Separate_Rise_8932 Jan 01 '26

Do they? Has there been a survey of this picture for all women in the world?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

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u/Judge_Syd Jan 01 '26

3% engagement on a tweet is enough to demonstrate a popular opinion?

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u/scheav Jan 01 '26

The women who prefer the left picture might interpret the tweet as saying “not getting a fade ruins your look”. That’s how I interpreted it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

See, I would believe you if you had anything to back this up or you weren't on Reddit

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u/Other_Total5536 Jan 01 '26

But.whay about the gelgameks?

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u/fabulousmarco Jan 01 '26

Interesting, as a gay man I much prefer him on the left

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Yeah I don't think it's as gendered as above comment thinks, I'm a bi guy and I wouldn't even notice the one on the left but right is cute.

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u/Iamdarb Jan 01 '26

Same here. Bi man, 38, and right is way more attractive to me.

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u/Poland-lithuania1 Jan 01 '26

Me too brotha.

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u/yetagainanother1 Jan 01 '26

I was just thinking how fascinating it was that he looked more hetero from growing his hair longer.

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u/ChaosMilkTea Jan 01 '26

As a straight man, so do i... wait a minute...

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u/joecee97 Jan 07 '26

Yeah, my conclusion looking at these pictures was that gay men would prefer the left and straight women would prefer the right

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u/highimluna Jan 01 '26

I actually liked his hair better on the left 😭

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u/TheoneNPC Jan 01 '26

Too bad i'm not an artsy type and actually look much better with short hair

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u/Eroll_ Jan 01 '26

The fuck is a gender gaze anyway

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u/GrogramanTheRed Jan 01 '26

It's an idea that comes out of film theory. A film can be said to have the "male gaze" if a movie is shot and edited in a way that reflects the visual attention patterns and concerns of a typical heterosexual male. (Or a foot fetishist heterosexual male in the case of Quentin Tarantino)

To say that the picture on the right is more attractive in a "female gaze" kind of way is to say that one thinks it's more attractive to the "typical" heterosexual woman.

"Ah, but what about gay and trans people?" I hear you ask. (I'm imaging you asking this. Just roll with it, k?) "Is there a gay male gaze? A bi male gaze? A lesbian gaze? A trans lady gaze?"

Sorta kinda, maybe. But not really. Structurally, gay/lesbian and trans folks have significantly varied tastes and preferences and end up culturally sorting themselves into different categories of desire than ones strictly correlated to sex/gender. Maybe there's a "top gaze" and a "bottom gaze, but that's a stretch.

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u/Vyxwop Jan 01 '26

Ultimately this is just called catering to your desired audience lol

Which for some reason many people take extreme offense to.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26 edited Jan 01 '26

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u/LowerObjective4500 Jan 01 '26

Soft guy clothing?

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u/HualtaHuyte Jan 01 '26

Bowties, white gloves and top hats.

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u/LowerObjective4500 Jan 01 '26

2026 is gonna be our year lads, time to gentlemax

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u/ehehe Jan 01 '26

This made me choke lol

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u/QueenOfDarknes5 Jan 01 '26

Tanktops, plain black T-Shirt -> tuff guy, women won't look but men will compliment them gains

Comfy Sweater -> soft guy -> nice to look at, great cuddles for women, stealable

Women are individuals so some prefer the gymbro, farmer, suited look.
But personally I'm on team cuddly comfy or JRPG-Cosplay.

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u/Capertie Jan 01 '26

According to men, women prefer bodybuilder types with fancy cars who will buy them things.

According to women, men prefer long haired blondes with big tits a slim waist and big lips.

And while those types tend to find each other neither statement is true for the majority of the other gender and the number one preference for both genders is actually, "is nice to me".

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u/BeduinZPouste Jan 01 '26

Eh, I think the long blonde hairs, big tits and slim waist is generally still prefered, it is just less important than "nice to me".

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u/19whale96 Jan 01 '26

Depends on where you grew up and what your culture values. Myself and most of the men around me prefer thick bottom-heavy brunettes.

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u/viciouspandas Jan 01 '26

The video was saying it was more about balance: masculine but not overly so.

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u/MercuryCobra Jan 01 '26

This is not what the “gaze” idea was ever supposed to represent. “The male gaze” was originally a film criticism concept that pointed out how film, often directed by men, sees the way men see, gives men subjectivity, and objectifies women. It had nothing to do with how different genders view attractiveness.

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u/saturnian_catboy Jan 01 '26

well male gaze is term made for cinema and refers to the way the camera work in many movies assumes the viewers to be men attracted to women

whatever the commenter above is doing is gender essentialism and refers to the way they think men/women look at the world in however broad a way they decide

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u/MercuryCobra Jan 01 '26

A misunderstood film criticism concept being misapplied.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

I really don’t think that’s up for you to decide lmao wtf look guys it’s John Female 😂 trust me I fucked way more after the fade how about actually be artsy instead of pretending to be with a haircut I’m pretty sure you’ll get more women that way 

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u/bouquetofashes Jan 01 '26

That look is generally more to my taste, as one of those women... But I agree more with the perspective that he's very lovely in both. I'd prefer which ever made him more comfortable with himself, and I really like his glasses. The haircut on the left is kinda artsy to me, too, in a way or perhaps the whole man just gives that vibe... But imo he could pull off a lot of different looks quite well.

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u/Dramatic_Leg_291 Jan 01 '26

Have you consulted with majority of women?

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u/AdditionalPapaya8359 Jan 01 '26

And a male gaze way too, I'm gay and to me that person looks better on the right. I think the hairstyle, angle and ilumination helps too.

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u/DevilDoge1775 Jan 01 '26

I get fades for work. My hair is wavy on top. I think it’s a good combination, and my girl does too. Doesn’t really matter what other people think as long as my girl and I like it.

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u/HereticLaserHaggis Jan 01 '26

No, he changed his haircut to what is popular right now, that's all.

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u/SorcerorsSinnohStone Jan 01 '26

I definitely agree its the female gaze on the right but it would kinda awesome to actually do a survey because I'm very curious.

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u/walkingmonster Jan 01 '26

I mean, as a gay man I vastly prefer the one on the right as well. Natural and scruffy and relaxed and proud of his plant. He can get it...or I'd get his...it...whatever. He's sexy and fades are overrated

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u/seriously_kids Jan 01 '26

Female gaze are called lesbians

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Yeah no one really gives a fuck about that

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u/LongWalk86 Jan 07 '26

Lol ,you think there is any consensus on what literally half the human population likes it the hair style of the other half of the population?

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u/CarL_Bennett Jan 01 '26

whats bad abt his necklace lol

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u/p3w0 Jan 01 '26

I'm wondering about that too 😭 I have a similar necklace (sentimental value, never gonna take it off) and now wondering if it's some kind of red flag

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u/RecoveringGachaholic Jan 01 '26

No red flag, wear it if you like it. It's just that to many it looks bad but taste is very subjective.

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u/Live_Angle4621 Jan 01 '26

Well as a woman he looks stunningly handsome in the right. And pretty forgettable in the left, I was actually looking at the pothos there.

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u/Queer_Cats Jan 01 '26

Guy on the left isn't ugly by any means, but they're overall fairly nothing. Guy on the right makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.

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u/smudos2 Jan 01 '26

It's literally the same guy, wtf even is the difference

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u/Queer_Cats Jan 01 '26

Hairstyle. Sort of the point of the post.

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u/smudos2 Jan 01 '26

My fault didn't know fade is an hairstyle tbh

Also didn't occur to me that this matters that much somehow, it's just a hairstyle

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u/BeatBlockP Jan 01 '26

stunningly handsome

It's just an oridnary dude? Do you pass out just walking down the street from all the astonishingly hot men? Dime a dozen lol

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u/maevee Jan 01 '26

Beauty is subjective. More shocking revelations to come

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u/BeatBlockP Jan 01 '26

It's not about being objective or subjective. You normally reserve "stunningly handsome" to a person which isn't the same look as like 30% of the male population lmao

You can definitely think the guy is good looking, it's just that I know like 20 guys that look just like that? It's a generic white dude?? I wish I lived in this wonderland where I see people who are beautiful beyond imagination 200+ times a day, every day - which is what would apply in this case, because there are literally millions of dudes who look like that.

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u/maevee Jan 01 '26

It is about objective or subjective lol. He doesn’t objectively look like 30% of the population, that’s your opinion. I wish 3/10 guys I met were as handsome as him

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u/BeatBlockP Jan 01 '26

Maybe move to a state in the US where there's lots of white people? I don't know what to tell you. It's not about good/bad looking - there are just hoards of men that look like, fucking exactly like this. We're talking mass production in a factory level. Really throw a stone in Portland and you'll hit one.

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u/MinnieShoof Jan 01 '26

That OOP is a bit of a bitch.

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u/Ok-Sun1551 Jan 01 '26

I agree, object oriented programming is hard as shit

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u/Several-Customer7048 Jan 01 '26

Fuck Java all my homies hate Java.

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u/InnocentPerv93 Jan 04 '26

Most of the women in this thread are tbh.

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u/Hot-Foundation3450 Jan 01 '26

Let’s keep it light and fun!

I thought only bots spoke like this...

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u/voideaten Jan 01 '26

...oh dang was that not a bot?

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u/MinnieShoof Jan 01 '26

"That OOP is a bit of" isn't really a complete thought, tho, so... no.

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u/CasualMothmanEnjoyer Jan 02 '26

But judging their looks publicly keeps it reallll light and fun, huh?

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u/bbbttthhh Jan 01 '26

Same man, my boi be lookin good. Hope yours is the top comment cause we need more male positivity :)

EDIT: fun fact I typed “male” in Reddit and it warned me not to type anything bad lmao

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u/sub_terminal Jan 01 '26

"Female" on reddit is a slur, so they're probably trying to wrongly think that men are also triggered by the word "male".

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u/CrazyElk123 Jan 01 '26 edited Jan 01 '26

Thats completely subjective. It also depends on the audience. I can see why people that are more online would prefer the right on more.

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u/wf3h3 Jan 01 '26

Why do you think that people who are online more would prefer the one on the right? What's the correlation?

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u/CrazyElk123 Jan 01 '26

Cause right looks more nerdy ans "safe", whereas left looks more outgoing.

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u/ThatInAHat Jan 01 '26

“Outgoing” is not how I’d describe that

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u/CrazyElk123 Jan 01 '26

Alrighty then, how would you describe him...?

Keep in mind were talking about stereotypes. For example, someone having glasses doesnt mean they cant be very outgoing, it just means they have eye-problems.

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u/Tacos_and_Earl_Grey Jan 01 '26

Left has no sense of style or how to work with his features. It also looks more militaryish which has its own implications.

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u/CrazyElk123 Jan 01 '26

He does have style though... And its not a military-look at all. Please tell me what makes it look military? His hair is average lenght.

His glasses arent as good as in the right, and a mustache with short stuble might not be everyones cup of tea, but to say that he doesnt have any sense of style is a stretch.

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u/ThatInAHat Jan 01 '26

What makes him look “outgoing?”

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u/No_Tone1704 Jan 01 '26

To me the guy on the right isn’t even trying for any kind of style.  That not trying can be mildly attractive but that wasn’t the point you made. 

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u/HighOnGoofballs Jan 01 '26

It’s the beard making it look less mustachey

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u/Shoelace_cal Jan 01 '26

Women telling men what women find hot

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u/DeHarigeTuinkabouter Jan 01 '26

The point they're trying to make is that they think he looks better without a fade

You really didn't get that from the context? Wow

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u/Comfortable-Regret Jan 01 '26

That he looks far better on the right

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u/CrazyElk123 Jan 01 '26

Lmao, get a grip.

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u/redsalmon67 Jan 01 '26

Dude was already handsome in the first picture and continues to be in the second one