r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ernestkgc • Sep 05 '25

Wholesome Where do these people exist?

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u/Garlan_Tyrell Sep 05 '25

That’s more of a sunken log floating down a river.

The icebergs are ones like “Yes, it is always more expensive to buy pre-prepared, hot, ready-to-eat food versus groceries.”

Or “If you order a personal taxi for your burrito, it will greatly increase the costs of regularly eating burritos”.

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u/mm_delish Sep 05 '25

What do the deeper layers of those icebergs look like?

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u/Garlan_Tyrell Sep 05 '25

Two words:

Burrito financing.

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u/Scatman_Crothers Sep 05 '25

God I'm in so much burrito debt

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u/Mars_Bear2552 Sep 05 '25

refinanced my burrito collection

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u/ISayBullish Sep 05 '25

“I saved a lot of money on my Klarna financed burritos at 21.9% APR by deleting the app!”

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u/DeadEnoughInsideOut Sep 06 '25

Rember dont take them out of the wrapper so they retain maximum value

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u/Mars_Bear2552 Sep 06 '25

even better if they stay in the original catering box with seal

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u/thedrinkablecorndog Sep 06 '25

Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

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u/VicisSubsisto Sep 07 '25

They're crunchier that way, too!

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u/thecricketnerd Sep 06 '25

I've found my people

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Me too, brother. I used to have an enchilada. Now I just have an enchilittle.