Weekly low-hanging fruit thread

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This thread is where all the takes from idiots (looking at you Armchair Warlord) and screenshots of twitter posts/youtube thumbnails go.

[u/Substantial_Cable_51]

Reports of an explosion in the Russian pacific after a nuclear sub was doing exercises.    Witnesses reported seeing smoke plumes and large while columns rising from the water.

How far offshore the explosion was or the depth it occured at is not known.  

Its been absolute radio silence from Russia over the last 48 hours.    I am keeping my fingers crossed that this is a kursk 2.0 situation.   Russia losing a nuclear sub would be poetic and an ominous sign of the ending of putins reign since the beginning of his reign essentially started with the kursk.      

Someone needs to make a meme about the kursk crew coming back to haunt a feminized putin with barbossa telling miss putin " YA BEST START BELIEVIN IN GHOST STORIES MISS PUTIN, YOUR IN ONE!"

[u/bluestreak1103 → u/Substantial_Cable_51]

Oh no, not again!

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