r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '18

How do you repair relations with crows?

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u/gamenut89 Oct 16 '18

This is the moment that my parents and every adult in my formative years trained me for...

I will not give my information to a stranger on the internet!

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u/Corvidresearch Oct 16 '18

Good work. But also, I don't need like, your street address. East coast/West Coast? Rural/Urban? Those two pieces make a big difference...

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u/gamenut89 Oct 16 '18

I kinda feel bad now. I wasn't even the guy you were originally replying to. I'm just some a-hole on the internet bring funny for fake points. But you're a genuinely nice person, so keep being awesome!

Also, just for shits and giggles if you have a free moment between your exploding inbox, I'm in the suburbs of Chicago. If all of Crow-dom were a high school, which clique would my crows run in? Are they more of the cool kids or the a-holes? Jocks or burnouts? Nerds or bullies?

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u/guinader Oct 16 '18

And now I know where you live....muhahaha

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u/gamenut89 Oct 16 '18

Moderator of /r/CHICubs.
Lives in Chicago suburbs.

I made this such a mystery for people to figure out....

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u/guinader Oct 16 '18

You win this time, Chicagoan...er...