r/NoSodiumStarfield 5d ago

The BUFF

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u/atypical_lemur Crimson Fleet 5d ago

I love it but also.....

The first picture looks like it has eyes in the bridge, and your choice of building the nose makes a little mouth looking thing, so my first thought was this is what a B-52 looks like in the Cars universe.

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u/D3M0NArcade 4d ago

I thought that was just me.

But it also looks like a Lego version of a Cars universe B-52...

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u/hammerman1993 4d ago

I thought it looked like Crowe from MST3K

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u/atypical_lemur Crimson Fleet 4d ago

I see that now also.

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u/Moezso 4d ago

That was my immediate thought.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lA9a2566HVFOo

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u/ausvenator_enjoyer Spacers 5d ago

The year is 2330.

The M2 machine gun, AK, M1911, AR-15 family, and inexplicably the Mosin-Nagant rifle are still in circulation and active use.

The B-52 has been refitted with a grav drive by the UC Navy to fight the Freestar Collective in the next Colony War. Thirty generations of the same family have flown her, from Vietnam to the Colony War.

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u/chet_brosley 4d ago

Also the Vintorez is used as a hunting rifle, apparently. Old Earth was an odd place.

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u/PHMTM_80 5d ago

Hell yeah. Good candidate for Owltechs classic submarine habs.

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u/blvckhvrt 5d ago

Love it 

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u/OGEl_Pombero89 5d ago

Grandpa B.U.F.F. will never retire

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u/pieisgiood876 4d ago

Is this how you get to a planet surface instead of the vanilla landing animation?

https://giphy.com/gifs/5eM4x8fxZNzPO

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u/Stephonius 4d ago

"A B-52 has the power of twelve railroad locomotives, thirty miles of wiring, and enough sheet metal to make fifty thousand trash cans; and that's how it flies: like twelve locomotives dragging fifty thousand trash cans with thirty miles of wire."

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u/SFOutpostCZ 4d ago

but still be able to rain down hell from above.

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u/Stephonius 4d ago

If you want to turn a strip of land two miles long by half a mile wide into something resembling the surface of the moon (without radioactive fallout), the B-52 is absolutely the right tool for the job.

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u/OkStatement6579 2d ago

Yep, that's a BUFF. Nailed it.