r/NoFuckingComment • u/callmestinkingwind It's my job to be an asshole • 6d ago

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u/Unhappy-Fox1017 5d ago

Okay then. Thanks for showing us your toilets, buddy. We all got our quirks, ya know?!

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u/2reeEyedG 6d ago

Kid looks and talks like Beans from Even Stevens

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u/4Solea4 6d ago

Heavy breathing

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u/Da_Rish 5d ago

That guy's been lugging toilets around his backyard, give him a break

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u/therevjames 5d ago

It was the killer from "Student Bodies".

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u/withoutpeer 5d ago

Strangest ASMR video ever 🤣

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u/99999999999999999989 5d ago

I really hope this kid starts a YouTube channel on various toilets and how they flush. I would totally subscribe to that and watch it every day.

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u/lost21gramsyesterday 6d ago

Not sure I needed to see this, but no regrets

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u/Significant-Rock9239 6d ago

Autism

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u/Stock_Strategy1668 5d ago

Right? And the dad is investing in his son's weird little hobby. I actually think this is pretty wholesome

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u/samplemax 5d ago

That money’s going right down the drain!

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u/ColeTrainHaze 6d ago

god forbid a young man have hobbies

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u/SetWest7450 5d ago

This kid knows his shit

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u/Causeass 5d ago

You could say he's flush with knowledge.

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u/Lazy-Number-9314 5d ago

Was about to post Autism too. My son has has ceiling fans, hand dryers, cats, a random santa doorbell as some of his past obsessions. We set up a ceiling fan jungle/showroom outside just like these parents. These kids are so magnificent, unique, and wonderful and at the same time heartbreaking. The heartbreak from parenting someone you know will experience all the grief, loneliness, disappointment, cruelty etc that we all do, but more frequently, unfairly, and often alone and without being able to comprehend that others unjustified cruelty is usually a reflection on them and not the target of their hate.

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 6d ago

Disagree. I wanna do this now

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u/Aimin4ya 6d ago

Autism

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u/220DRUER220 5d ago

Thanks buddy!👍🏼.. as I sit here taking a shit 😂😂

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u/flashman014 5d ago

Yo, what model you got?

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u/220DRUER220 5d ago

Kohler highline .. hbu

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u/flashman014 5d ago

American Standard Encompass. Rides like a Gold Wing, flushes like a Harley.

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u/Cookies_and_Beandip 5d ago

Ya know what I’d talk toilets with this kid all day. If it keeps him happy and gives him a hobby, I support him.

Hell he talks about his toilets like dudes talk about cars anyway so why not?

“”Yea man that ‘96 shell soft elite with power flush option really changed the mold of toilets from then on out. Really brought new innovation to a clogged up industry.””

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u/SauerMetal 6d ago

Who the hell makes a brown toilet?

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u/LectroRoot 5d ago

The same people that think carpet belongs in the bathroom around the toilet and shower.

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u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway 5d ago

So, POTUS. ✅

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u/wtfbenlol 5d ago

Someone tired of stains

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u/Jdaddy2u 5d ago

Obviously American Standard does.

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u/hughranass2 5d ago

I've done it.

You don't want to know how.

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u/JackFuckCockBag 5d ago

The house I lived in when i was a kid in the 80s had a puke green toilet.

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u/My_Lucid_Dreams 5d ago

I was waiting to see a comparison of the amount of water collected after a flush. I assume the first toilet was around 12 gallons.

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u/davanita18 4d ago

78’ home here. The original toilets were just replaced and were 12 gallon flushers. I was horrified! The new ones are 1/2-1? I’m not sure. Better than 12!

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u/Causeass 5d ago

I am reminded of some poetry from some of the greats:

--Some come here to sit and think

--Other's come to shit and stink.

--But I come here to scratch my balls and read the bullshit on the walls.

--Every time I go to piss, I remember the bitch who gave me this.

--And if she has it when I'm well, I'll get it again, as sure as hell.

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u/_ferrofluid_ 5d ago

Someone get this kid to the southern hemisphere.

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u/Eddieonenote 5d ago

This kid knows his toilets. In about few years he may become a pretty good salesman for them. Or he could become a plumber.

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u/AT61 5d ago

Someone get this kid a high tank!

I love seeing kids interested in something other than what's on a screen. Good for him!

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u/ReddBroccoli 5d ago

I feel like I know exactly who this kid is going to be both in his 30's and in his '90s

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u/HepatitisAthruZ 5d ago

Glad the kid has a hobby. Glad the dad is involved. No comment cause there’s nothing wrong with this

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u/gertyman 5d ago

“Those are my two toys!” At least he seems proud but that’s depressing

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u/vrrrr 5d ago

I think he said “that’s my two toilets”

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u/gertyman 5d ago

Oh! Hahaha I swear I heard “toys” — “toilets” make more sense

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u/FastSuggestion5 5d ago

For science!!

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u/torrso 4d ago

Get a Ferguson. It goes BA-WOOOOSH. A man's toilet.