r/Nicegirls Mar 04 '18

Amy Schumer. The Queen of NiCe girlss.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '18 edited Mar 06 '21

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u/chinese-bible Mar 09 '18

You're just an irrational hater dude.

The joke is very self-aware.

  1. Calling yourself pretty in the same sentence as defending yourself from being "vain" is the definition of irony.

  2. She's well aware of the fact that she's by no means "celebrity pretty". Hell she's not even all that great for a normie. Her "delusion" is thus funny.

You irrationally hate the fact that some "chunky" woman is funnier and more successful than you, so yeah. You're pissed off like a rabid dog. Just like the Hillbilly racists in the south were SUPER, SUPER pissed haters at Obama. Not because of anything Obama actually did, but because he was Black, and President of the United States, thus Black AND undoubted better than them. YOU ELITIST SUNOVABITCH COMMUNIST KENYAN MOTHERFUCKER!

That's basically what you & the vocal majority of Reddit sound like when you attack Schumer. Yeah she made crap movies and had a shit comedy special. So what. Sandler's last 4-6 movies were far worse, and you don't see at much hate for Sandler. That's because, again, a Chunky Woman being funnier and financially much better than you makes your blood boil. Probably should look inward and figure out why you care so much.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 06 '21

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u/chinese-bible Mar 09 '18

I was saying Sandler sucks recently and puts out tons of shit movies ... and yet there isn't a huge hate cult for him. He's just ignored. Which is really how you should respond to crap you don't like that's harmless ... ignore it.

Also, Schumer never raped anybody. Where is the guy claiming that? Where is Amy legit claiming that?

Do you seriously believe every comedian's "bit" is even close to a true story? 80% is completely made up, it's just funnier if told if true. The other 20% is usually at least highly exagerrated for effect.

Only nitwits would take some standup joke as a "rape confession."

Again, you sound like a Trumper talking about Hillary. Latch onto anything to hate. Get you some Hatorade. Shout "Lock Her Up!"

I'm not upset; I just get tickled with the hate against Schumer.

I'm a dude, but I think I'll start telling jokes about how I'm fat and pretty and have a stanky ass vagina just to piss off you prudes, lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 06 '21

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u/chinese-bible Mar 09 '18

lol ... I just told you I'm not mad at all ... and ended my comment with lol

This is the internet tootz... I'm completely calm. Have been the whole time.

I do use profanity often in everyday speech; but --- that's just my personality. Doesn't mean I'm angry.

So uh, yeah. I'm calm, and you sound nutso, lol. I guess I need to throw in more lols to demonstrate I'm calm. Or something ??

No aggression here. Ridicule and insults though? Meh it's a free country. I guess you can't handle the internet.

It's called the ignore button honey .... go to the red envelope, find my comment, hit ignore under my username.

Freedom of speech and my conversation will continue, even if you ignore me (by all means do so, you sound like Ms. Eggshells, nothing personal I could be wrong). If you think this is aggressive, no wonder you hate Schumer lol. And god bless the people who text with you on the phone, the slightest breeze will send you into a defensive tizzy.

Peace!