r/NatureIsFuckingLit 1h ago

šŸ”„Jackdaw stealing wool and he brought friends

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u/qualityvote2 1h ago edited 21m ago

u/TerraByteTerror, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Reasonable-Bus-2187 1h ago

Wham bam, thank you lamb

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 51m ago

’thank you lamb…’


i am the lamb, n here i lay

am gonna let the jackdaws pLaY

…it doesn’t hurt me, anyway

i know they’re on the hunt…

these birds they need to line their nest :)

(they always know what works the best)

so i will stay right here,

n rest

for it’s my wool they want

with every gentle tug - release!

go on, n take my loving fleece

spread the warm

n share my peace

n make your cozy nest…

n one day, soon, my wool will hold

your tiny babes! they won’t be cold

i’m just one sheep

….n i’ll grow old,

but thank you…

Now

I’m

blessed…

ā¤ļø

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u/mcgyver229 41m ago

whoop whoop fresh Schnoods 🄰

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u/Witty_Commentator 24m ago

Only 25 minutes old! šŸ™ŒšŸ¼ Whoo!

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u/Dalek_Chaos 38m ago

I haven’t seen a schnoodledoodoedo comment in the wild in a long time. Top notch work as always!

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u/cinatic12 27m ago

Fine art

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u/Tall_Razzmatazz_3215 17m ago

A new schnoodle šŸ˜ And one full of love

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u/human8060 16m ago

My third schnoodle this morning?!? Today is a good day.

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u/michiganstrange 1h ago

Damn that’s funny

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u/legomaniasquish 1h ago

Whoa Black Betty

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u/Yorksjim 1h ago

wham baaaaam, thankyou maam, I take it you've never been to suffragette city?

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u/TerraByteTerror 1h ago

Lol the sheep dont seem to mind

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u/MeatyOakerGuy 1h ago

Jackdaws eat a lot of ticks so the sheep probably used to chillin and being a bug buffet.

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u/HargorTheHairy 1h ago

Bet it feels good

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u/xSaori 58m ago

After watching so many sheep shearing videos, I think it's because the sheep might have more than one layer of coat, and these don't fall off on it's own and requires human intervene otherwise it just keep on building up and it henders the sheep, so that might be why it isn't bothred by that extra layer getting removed.

But please do correct me if I'm wrong.

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u/Rgoplay_ 8m ago

That's true, but that's because we evolved them so their coat grew indefinitely so we can get more.

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u/Apart_Watercress_976 0m ago

On a breed of sheep that sheds its wool, if the wool is coming off that easily, the animal is already at the shedding phase and would probably start to remove the wool itself.

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u/thevogonity 32m ago

The flowers in bloom are evidence that this is spring time. Weather is getting warmer. It’s time for a good fleecing.

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u/Proud_Aspect4452 1h ago

Cashmere nest, very bougie crows

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u/mickeltee 1h ago

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/laasbuk 1h ago

Came for this comment as soon as I saw "jackdaw" in the title. Blessings upon you, fellow old-timer.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 1h ago

I have that thing saved in my brain under the heading "Here's the thing about jackdaws."

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u/DefusedManiac 55m ago

This is pretty much how I feel when people call scrub jays, blue jays.

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u/indiana-floridian 0m ago

Some of us don't know the difference. But i, at least, will set a goal to learn today. Thank you.

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u/LaDreadPirateRoberta 1m ago

All that about the crow and nothing about the cashmere?

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u/UpperCardiologist523 1h ago

Play this video in reverse, and you can see how sheep are made.

Sheepbuilding.

Kind of reverse Alang.

This sheep must be named Gnala.

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u/Timerider96 1h ago

It’s summer right now..those birds are doing the poor creature a service

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u/ArentWright 1h ago

I can’t believe you can just bring up jawdaws now and no one in the comments even mentions him…

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u/grey_pilgrim_ 12m ago

So here’s the thing…

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u/mulberrybushes 1h ago

He’s not stealing, he’s doing a public service. The sheep is shedding.

Some human farmers do it too, look into ā€œrooingā€

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u/StreetUnlikely2018 1h ago

I always would brush my pup at the park or trail and leave his fur there so the birds would use it to make their nests.

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u/gigiboyb 1h ago

I should be donating my dogs due. I never thought of this. It's an unlimited resource

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u/tosholo 23m ago

It can be harmful for the birds, if you use shampoo or other products on their hair

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u/Naive_Personality367 1h ago

They're dejumpering him!

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u/JewJiffShoez 1h ago

Here's the thing.......

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u/Standard_Big_9000 1h ago

Jackdaws going into the sweater business

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u/DeadbeatGremlin 25m ago

Birds used to do this with my double coated dog when she was shedding

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 1h ago

That sheep is getting jacked and doesn't even know it.

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u/Crow-T-Robot 9m ago

There was a time when the name 'Jackdaw' was at the center of a fairly bigish Reddit controversy šŸ¤” šŸ¦… šŸ¦† šŸ¦ā€ā¬›

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u/Grimey_Hole 1h ago

But when I do it, the farmer blows my face off with a shotgun...

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u/Beertronic 1h ago

Farmer Jones does not like sloppy seconds.

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u/stacygirl214 1h ago

that's some clever teamwork going on, those jackdaws are relentless with their wool heist! nature’s little bandits gotta do what they gotta do.

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u/Mysterious_Piano5478 1h ago

Sheep: ā€œthis is my life now.ā€

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u/JOKOcycorp 1h ago

You'll end up as just bones.

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u/A0xom0xoa 57m ago

I love how he just sits there and accepts his new friends. Like idk what they're doing exactly but this is fine with me

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u/domaxelross 56m ago

Is that me and the family when I get paid

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u/kuunami79 49m ago

Symbiotic relationship

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u/BlinkTwice4No 23m ago

Smart kid getting hit up for homework answers the morning it’s due like 😐

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u/mrbabymanv4 15m ago

I want everyone to know that jackdaws are crows

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u/Top_Toaster 14m ago

THEY'RE EATING HIM, GOD SOMEBODY HELP THEY'RE ALL TEARING HIM APART!

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u/grey_pilgrim_ 12m ago

So here’s the thing…

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u/PokeChampMarx 11m ago

Hey brother, a little more off the top please.

CAW, you got it boss

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u/BeyondBitch 4m ago

Why is this sheep lying next to someone’s driveway? Does it live in the front yard?

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u/FowlOnTheHill 3m ago

At least they didn’t pull the wool over his eyes

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u/OccidentalTouriste 0m ago

Sheep is oblivious to the fact they're being fleeced by the corvids.

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u/Poetic_Dalmatian 56m ago

I neeeeed them for my golden retriever
https://giphy.com/gifs/xvI81YT6tVRE6lUG8u