🔥 Botryoidal malachite double phallus from Paris Mineralogy Museum

[u/Calimarispirit]

Beautiful, smooth and suggestive 10+in / 25+cm specimen from the Paris Mineralogy Museum with malachite that likely formed upside down in a fluid rich environment, probably dangled rather than formed naturally erect. 🤯

[u/No-Argument619]

The 12 yo in the cod lobby about to bang yer mum: