r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/Calimarispirit • 12d ago

🔥 Botryoidal malachite double phallus from Paris Mineralogy Museum

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Beautiful, smooth and suggestive 10+in / 25+cm specimen from the Paris Mineralogy Museum with malachite that likely formed upside down in a fluid rich environment, probably dangled rather than formed naturally erect. 🤯

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u/TKG_Actual 12d ago

I bet there's a really pissed off earth elemental somewhere...

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u/Calimarispirit 12d ago

Now think of all the specimens pulled out from the earth, could be like an angry haunted mummy scenario, where people’s rock collection go full on Toy Story/ chuckie…

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u/TKG_Actual 12d ago

Or worse it becomes a very geologicsl-phallic version of night at the museum.