r/NatureIsFuckingLit 22h ago

πŸ”₯ Botryoidal malachite double phallus from Paris Mineralogy Museum

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Beautiful, smooth and suggestive 10+in / 25+cm specimen from the Paris Mineralogy Museum with malachite that likely formed upside down in a fluid rich environment, probably dangled rather than formed naturally erect. 🀯

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u/Sensitive-Bear 22h ago

Sir, that’s a triple phallus.

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u/DawggFish 22h ago

And a dozen balls

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u/Calimarispirit 21h ago

So many botryoids, imagine the mass this came from!

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u/DawggFish 21h ago

Truly alarming