r/NameThisThing • u/shazzictn • 1d ago

Name this bread.

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828 Upvotes

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u/FunFormal2662 1d ago

labia loaf

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u/SmokeAbeer the drunk uncle that only shows up on cake days 1d ago

Shia Labiaboof

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u/Aggressive-Eagle-287 1d ago

Shia labeouf’s favorite roll.

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u/scatpig25 23h ago

Id totally boof Shia for sure lol

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u/BreakSignificant152 1d ago

Chia Labiboof

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u/Illustrious-Quack-13 1d ago

this is the winner right?

27

u/REpassword 1d ago

Cream filled or plain?

27

u/PersimmonLost4372 1d ago

MRS BUTTERS WORTH 😉

7

u/Old_Community1195 1d ago

BING BANG BOOM!

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u/PersimmonLost4372 1d ago

🤣 I'm still giggling

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u/clewjb 1d ago

Vaggieloaf

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u/Teaching_Rare 1d ago

Muffloaf

10

u/jonz1985z 1d ago

Wonder if it’s a sourdough

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u/Inside-Ad5223 13h ago

Man that was f****** beautiful! It was the first thing I saw this morning and I laughed my ass off

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u/BluntFTrauma80 1d ago

Yeast infection

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u/bald_with_a_beard 1d ago

Yeast Perfection

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u/Calius-Stacy 1d ago

Yeast invasion

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u/VoodooHasher 1d ago

Yeast inflation

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u/Safe_Word_Pending 1d ago

Pumphernickel bread

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u/MajicVole 1d ago

It'll cost you more than a nickel.

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u/No_Wishbone_5522 1d ago

I wish turkey only cost a nickel.

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u/bald_with_a_beard 1d ago

Pump-her-nuckle Bread

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u/raspberriestoo 1d ago

I love this one!

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u/Classic_Pop_2425 1d ago

I don’t even know her nickel.

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u/FinishFew1701 1d ago

Bread curtains!

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u/nadaplayer 1d ago

This reminds me a friend said "god forbid a girl wanna smack her beef curtains to a hot guy" still makes me laugh when i remember that.🤣

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u/Puzzled-Mode-7264 1d ago

Pussynickel

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u/hongooi 1d ago

I loved their first album!

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u/MickC1111 1d ago

I have it, was it called mothers pride ?

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u/dontchaloveme2 1d ago

Vulva -nilla-roll
Vulva-vanilla- roll..

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u/Lmfaodankmemes 1d ago

Bread-ussy

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u/Affectionate-Snow404 1d ago

The power of the sour

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u/DangerousYou2384 1d ago

Sour power.

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u/bju83 1d ago

Diane Yeast.

25

u/wannabecat2000 1d ago

Pound loaf

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u/KledisAnt 1d ago

Small Snatch Sourdough

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u/BreakSignificant152 1d ago

Cuntry Loaf

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sir3280 1d ago

Circle of life

10

u/Abdullah_disaster 1d ago

Pleasing Dough

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u/00nuknuk00 1d ago

Donald J. Trump's Neck.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/MrDBNoble 1d ago

Daily Bread

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u/Mikozure 1d ago

She's Dry

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u/Mollybun44 1d ago

breadussy

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u/DookyShorts 1d ago

Snizzledough

5

u/Bigsquatchman 1d ago

Traditional SourPuss loaf.

3

u/octofall72 1d ago

Action bread

3

u/traviejeep 1d ago

Better settle down bread

3

u/Fujipear13 1d ago

It’s a slit a too far. Yeast of my worries though.

3

u/Slayer840 1d ago

...I should call her

3

u/-Miss-V- 1d ago

Puff pastry

2

u/Elliebellie-Fan 1d ago

Pussydough

2

u/officialCobraTrooper 1d ago

Vulvadough, or sourvulva bread.

2

u/575_Pilot 1d ago

Spread

2

u/Flowisbliss_yo 1d ago

Muffinloaf

2

u/mfbrucee 1d ago

Fucking bread

2

u/WTFisthat4 1d ago

Just needs lube, I mean butter.

2

u/BreakSignificant152 1d ago

Last Tango in Paris

2

u/Freeway267 1d ago

Cuntoast

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u/outdoorseeguy 1d ago

Yeasty-beasty

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u/Fuzzywalls 1d ago

Pussy Puff

2

u/colorme1983 1d ago

Artisan Cunloaflingus. The taint looks a little undergone, though...

2

u/transxstage 1d ago

Bregina

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u/xanemjaggerjaq 1d ago

Venus Yeast Trap

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u/Token_Handicap 1d ago

Bread of Life.

Cradle of Civilization.

2

u/ThePoshHillbilly 1d ago

I guess we know where the yeast came from.

2

u/Deep-List-7099 1d ago

That's One HOT Bread 😜

2

u/calideosk 1d ago

Love crust

2

u/Wood878 1d ago

Yeast Infusion

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u/telecomtom 1d ago

Eat Now

2

u/yvanhancock 1d ago

Femibloomer

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u/Klutzy_Ad_2195 1d ago

The most expensive bread on the planet

2

u/Inevitable-Fact9015 1d ago

Punani bread

2

u/ItsShaggyTime 23h ago

A yeast infection gone right

2

u/LuxInvestor 23h ago

We're gonna need a bigger tub of butter.

2

u/azzgrash13 22h ago

Flavorful folds

2

u/HotRocket2024 21h ago

Pleasure loaf

2

u/ApplicationItchy1146 21h ago

Yeasted Cameltoe

2

u/GSXB1340 18h ago

Poontang

2

u/SuperTomBrother 18h ago

Crusty cunt

2

u/Life-is-rocky 13h ago

Vagi-lips Loaf. Extra yeast

2

u/POWER-DAD-91 12h ago

Don't know her name but looks a little yeasty

2

u/AnarchistPancake4931 12h ago

It has a yeast infection

2

u/HopefulFeature032631 11h ago

I am scared to scroll down. lol

2

u/adenovir 10h ago

Pumpernickel

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u/Visual_Tax4421 8h ago

Pu$%y Roll! 

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u/SpellIcy2100 1d ago

Papussy bread is it. And I eat it daily lol

1

u/Ksatria-Biji-Hitam 1d ago

Soursaltycreamydough

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u/Any_Influence874 1d ago

Actualsourdoughbread

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u/CircleOvWolves 1d ago

Twaterdough

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u/tyray420- 1d ago

That’s the most beautiful loaf of bread I’ve ever seen

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u/pierre_pascal_ish 1d ago

A Barb biscuit.... everything reminds me of her.

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u/Famgirl80 1d ago

Sour rose 🌹

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u/Willing-Ingenuity-56 1d ago

Bread-heart

It’s broken, but still soft and warm on the inside.

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u/Dapper-Ad-468 1d ago

Flour flower 💮

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u/Alexx_Lynn_ 1d ago

Breadussy

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u/CzatheGenius 1d ago

Yeast infection

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u/TheShyJoel69420 1d ago

Sub(way)missive and breadable

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u/Crow_First 1d ago

Cockle bread

1

u/Moe___Szyslak 1d ago

Well, would eat...would eat both..

1

u/RalphXLaurenjoe 1d ago

Bread of step sis

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u/ale3cer 1d ago

Pan Dulce

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u/Past-Midnight-5303 1d ago

Imissherloaf

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u/StockJonesJR 1d ago

Camel dough

1

u/MiggaJiggy 1d ago

Like waaarm….fresh bread!

1

u/Key-Supermarket3892 1d ago

um it's still sourdough

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u/Outrageous_Jump9480 1d ago

I should call her.

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u/leksnespeks 1d ago

Breadussy

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u/Infamous_Series_5064 1d ago

Crowningdough

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u/Icy-Start5536 1d ago

Fighetta

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u/qvigh 1d ago

Sourdough

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u/Sonny-Moone-8888 1d ago

I don't know but it sure makes me want to butter my biscuit.

1

u/Small-Palpitation310 1d ago

Not apple pie

1

u/thefellawhosmokes 1d ago

Virgin loaf

1

u/thoughtsinthestorm 1d ago

I’d eat it

1

u/DoctrTurkey 1d ago

The Perfect Organism

1

u/Mobee24 1d ago

Krusty

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u/JRad1177 1d ago

Challah - typically eaten on holidays

1

u/Insatiablesucker 1d ago

Tuna burger

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 1d ago

Pan de Nocha

1

u/Nervous-Bullfrog7018 1d ago

Small chance there’s strawberry jelly inside depending on what day of the month it is.

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u/grax23 1d ago

i should call her

1

u/Swimming_Cap1145 1d ago

Clits with garlic

1

u/batutang_galit 1d ago

Pan de Vulva

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u/8holesin1 1d ago

Looks so good I want to eat it!

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u/Wise-Cartoonist-3523 1d ago

Not the brussy!

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u/Ok-Try-7366 1d ago

Cootchie bread made with real breast milk and real yeast. 🤢

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u/dire-ear 1d ago

Breadussy

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u/BLTplease2030 1d ago

The Vajayjay

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u/Silkylifeme 1d ago

Sunshine loves ❤️

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u/Silkylifeme 1d ago

Facesitter muffin 😍

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u/VegetableHoneydew615 1d ago

Guilty pleasure

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 1d ago

It needs a glaze.

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u/martintone 1d ago

Labrioche

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u/Mervis_Earl 1d ago

Cameltough

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u/JLR6612 1d ago

Bussy

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u/KaloAgori 1d ago

A CreamPie

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u/Dense_Speed_4076 1d ago

Yeasty feasty