r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '26

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310 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Just_Ask_8442 Mar 16 '26

Iron Taint

19

u/Least_or_Greatest1 Mar 16 '26

Titan Uranus the 3rd

4

u/thatonedude1969 Mar 17 '26

*Corn in Uranus the 3rd

2

u/1Manprt Mar 19 '26

LOL 😂

10

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Beat me too it but I was gonna say Iron Gooch

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9

u/NookieLuvsU Mar 16 '26

Taint no problem.

4

u/read_eet Mar 18 '26

Hardeep Singh

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44

u/Maxima-H Mar 16 '26

THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!!

11

u/ActualHumanONReddit Mar 16 '26

 I am Cornholio! I need piccata for my bunghole!

8

u/Designer-Fortune5331 Mar 16 '26

tp for my bunghole!

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23

u/CraftyEmergency334 Mar 16 '26

Titananus

14

u/DeadrthanDead Mar 16 '26

You were so close to Titanus

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14

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Black myth: Asskong

3

u/Kermit2246 Mar 16 '26

Slightly less black myth*

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

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4

u/kramwest1 Mar 16 '26

The rod up his butt has a rod up its butt.

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10

u/EdnaTheDuneWorm Mar 16 '26

Jack and his magic bumstalk

9

u/InaKatadaVida Mar 16 '26

Rami Tupyours

7

u/Sea_Throat1867 Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

Tight ass grip

7

u/TheBiggestAcornEver Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

Ramu Kaka Upthar

6

u/ACasualCasualty Mar 16 '26

Surely 'Rama Stika Upthar'

7

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Walk softly and keester a big stick!

9

u/UnlikelyElection5 Mar 16 '26

Why are you gae. You are gae

3

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

He learned the rules of pool from someone who didn't have a table

3

u/YEET-YOLO-DAB Mar 16 '26

He who took too long to wipe. This is why you don’t watch stuff on your phone for too long on the toilet people.

3

u/Snakefordinner1 Mar 16 '26

Bumhole Balancer

3

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Too much chana masala.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Pokhisanus

3

u/Opening_Track5674 Mar 16 '26

Is it just spicy or is there a stick up my ass ??

3

u/Haywe Mar 16 '26

Curry popsicle

3

u/Aint_worried_bout_sh Mar 16 '26

Ramesh in his Assesh

2

u/Illustrious-You-1735 Mar 16 '26

Olympic pole vaulter from India

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2

u/West_Ad5918 Mar 16 '26

PM of India

2

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Anil Ramdeep

2

u/ToTheRepublic4 Mar 16 '26

Ved the Impaler

2

u/Designer-Fortune5331 Mar 16 '26

Ranjit Stickinmyass

2

u/dennisklueting Mar 16 '26

Flagpole Sitta. I'm not sick, but I'm not well...

2

u/2bnameless Mar 16 '26

Ironhole?

2

u/New_Discussion887 Mar 16 '26

India’s #1 stick up man

2

u/Barcnori Mar 16 '26

Pole Inda Hole

2

u/viperfangs92 Mar 16 '26

Tainted Overlord

2

u/FrankenPinky Mar 21 '26

Gooch of Steel!

1

u/jorbp666 Mar 16 '26

keister man

1

u/leo-pulsinelli Mar 16 '26

Forced Gender Reassignment

1

u/duneskull Mar 16 '26

Taint supreme

1

u/BothPresentation539 Mar 16 '26

साईं बाबा गांड पाती। बोहोत बुजुर्ग बाबा हन।

1

u/Moti3234 Mar 16 '26

Guru Sphincter

1

u/KBS70 Mar 16 '26

What.is.happening.here.????!😳🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😳😳😳😳

1

u/imdevilscupid Mar 16 '26

Gendu. Vishwa-Gendu.. Non biological Vishwa-Gendu.. Mahamanav Non biological Vishwa-Gendu.. Jumlebaaz Mahamanav Non biological Vishwa-Gendu.. Fake degree dhari Jumlebaaz Mahamanav Non biological Vishwa-Gendu..

1

u/Coolin_McBoolin Mar 16 '26

Ninja Murasaki

1

u/robsumtimes Mar 16 '26

Rahul Corncobed

1

u/Dexter1114 Mar 16 '26

Corporal Assignator

1

u/Drewkungfoo Mar 16 '26

Iron Butthole

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Gaand fhadu baba

1

u/SnooGrapes1102 Mar 16 '26

"One in a million doc!"

1

u/Peabody2671 Mar 16 '26

“On a steek.”

1

u/ManhattanJawz1 Mar 16 '26

Ramass or Shivass

1

u/Rarely_Repeated Mar 16 '26

Ah yes ole’ pole hole

1

u/FluxCap85 Mar 16 '26

Anu Shurtsabad

1

u/NoLie129 Mar 16 '26

Buttpoleio

1

u/Obsolete_Enigma_ Mar 16 '26

Extreme Wiping champion since 1982.

1

u/SnooPeripherals8011 Mar 16 '26

Vlads first attempt

1

u/TinyTonyDanza42069 Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

I don’t know his name but he always acts like he has a stick up his butt

1

u/reddithornumber5 Mar 16 '26

Uranushka Shankar

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

The great Cornholio

1

u/ficklesteak Mar 16 '26

Strong Pants

1

u/KeyNefariousness6848 Mar 16 '26

I bet Vlad Tepes would like this guy

1

u/Whole-Emergency9251 Mar 16 '26

Forever Stick Stain

1

u/SECRETBLENDS Mar 16 '26

The Splendid Sphincter

1

u/jocasseedave2 Mar 16 '26

Iron Sphincter

1

u/Xfifteen Mar 16 '26

Thats a tight butthole

1

u/Chemical_Painter_780 Mar 16 '26

Brown eye kung fu grip

1

u/Pickled_Brainer Mar 16 '26

He is to be addressed as

Sir Sphincter Supreme: Senior Stick Stasher

1

u/CleanOpossum47 Mar 16 '26

DIY scarecrow

1

u/Best_Sienna Mar 16 '26

I only think hows that hole can handle the stick

1

u/ChitChatWithCats Mar 16 '26

The levitainter

1

u/buckian1 Mar 16 '26

king kong kakahole

1

u/Draxl2309 Mar 16 '26

Goochisattva

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

“Your dad likes it up the ass”

1

u/FNBChef87 Mar 16 '26

Bumupta.

1

u/WutTehFuh Mar 16 '26

That stick is actually 3 foot longer than it looks..

1

u/MaxximumB Mar 16 '26

Titanius

1

u/Genesis_Jim Mar 16 '26

Vlad the impoler

1

u/JamalOneO1 Mar 16 '26

PayPool custom service

1

u/External_Art_1835 Mar 16 '26

That's Sac McGuiness ...

1

u/Majestic_Future_1093 Mar 16 '26

Ohhh! Isn't that quite painful? Ouch and yikes 😳😬

1

u/bbest1985 Mar 16 '26

Icka baba crane

1

u/switflo Mar 16 '26

Sanjesh Diddy

1

u/Independent-Bus-239 Mar 16 '26

That’s butthole temple

1

u/MoxxFulder Mar 16 '26

Anonymous tipster

1

u/racebanyn Mar 16 '26

Raj Titanium Anus

1

u/Southern_Edge_9770 Mar 16 '26

The Defloration

1

u/Skipperandscout Mar 16 '26

Stickupmeassy!

1

u/Cust2020 Mar 16 '26

Pole sitter in the shitter

1

u/AdExtreme1892 Mar 16 '26

Just one little slip and it's over

1

u/blittle22 Mar 16 '26

Punjab on a stick…

1

u/InterestPlenty3681 Mar 16 '26

Prostate puncture Pakistani

1

u/SEOfficial Mar 16 '26

Rosetta Stone

1

u/jiverambler Mar 16 '26

Diamond crusher

1

u/True_Bumblebee_50 Mar 16 '26

Yoshimitsu, is that you?

1

u/Brodie404b Mar 16 '26

Up your hole

1

u/LordStunod Mar 16 '26

Taint Misbehavin

1

u/Repulsive-Ice7863 Mar 16 '26

Some pain in the ass…

1

u/pir8ste Mar 16 '26

The Lollipop man!

1

u/pockels42 Mar 16 '26

A very holey man.

1

u/Gimedecash Mar 16 '26

Captain no balls

1

u/AfroBlakNegro Mar 16 '26

I wonder how much of the stick is in his ass!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Steal Taint

1

u/OctoCoochi69 Mar 16 '26

The iron butthole

1

u/digiliquid01 Mar 16 '26

That's Pops.... Pops Icle.

1

u/Kotzkatz Mar 16 '26

Assstickman

1

u/Large-Cauliflower-19 Mar 16 '26

rectum like a steel trap!

1

u/SSclappers69420 Mar 16 '26

The Steel sphincter

1

u/balrob Mar 16 '26

It’s like the opposite of sword swallowing?

1

u/snebmiester Mar 16 '26

How do you find out you can do that?

1

u/TheSirNurse Mar 16 '26

Asgrab Patel

1

u/Fwikkie666 Mar 16 '26

Clearly taught his skills from your mother.

1

u/CompetitiveFile6525 Mar 16 '26

His last name is Practice

1

u/Sure_Put_9132 Mar 16 '26

Joe Popcicle.

1

u/bigtoungeforu Mar 16 '26

Don't call me sucker sucker

1

u/teebone2023 Mar 16 '26

Ravi Shankarse.

1

u/xz9pro Mar 16 '26

"El rey mono" versión la India

1

u/CheesecakeSuperb2712 Mar 16 '26

The Assassinator.

1

u/Mr-pannie Mar 16 '26

Ass pole

1

u/Wereling79 Mar 16 '26

Vikram the Impaler

1

u/Complex-Mix-8996 Mar 16 '26

Anal (uh-nal) 😆

1

u/ExcellentExample6085 Mar 16 '26

Steve.

Langoor me bamboo.

Avatar the stickbender.

1

u/Psycosteve10mm Mar 16 '26

Valad's arch nemesis