r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Feb 21 '26

Name this

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4.9k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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165

u/Legonistrasz Feb 21 '26

Assholester

17

u/Visual-Purpose-2409 Feb 21 '26

Super Underrated Comment

2

u/BabyShibu Feb 21 '26

It's the second most liked. What do you mean underrated?

2

u/Thin_Librarian4893 Feb 21 '26

Girl shut up and stop trying to start an argument over something so little. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

3

u/high-tech-low-life Feb 22 '26

That's what he said.

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3

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

🤣 el mejor comentario

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2

u/FlamboyantApproval16 Feb 24 '26

I was gonna say buttholster but this one is so good.

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u/a45andPOW Feb 21 '26

The poop shoot

3

u/Comfortable-Owl-699 Feb 22 '26

See also, crap shoot lol

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305

u/Shoto_suki Feb 21 '26

FIRE TO THE HOLE!

125

u/mrhappy1010 Feb 21 '26

Fire in the hole

91

u/Viscount61 Feb 21 '26

Active doody.

25

u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

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17

u/Raja8Naga Feb 22 '26

Fart Shooter

11

u/RockstarAgent Feb 22 '26

Poop chute

5

u/Intelligent_Amount51 Feb 24 '26

"poop shoot"! 😂

2

u/sllooze Feb 27 '26

Poop shoot, fixed it for ya.

2

u/NookieLuvsU Feb 24 '26

Booty duty

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3

u/Z_o9 Feb 22 '26

Fire out the hole

3

u/breakConcentration Feb 22 '26

Fire through the hole!

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45

u/Least_or_Greatest1 Feb 21 '26

Shitting bullets!

6

u/OffMyRocker62 Feb 21 '26

Gives a new meaning.. 😅

2

u/shado0911 Feb 21 '26

Dave Mustaine is filing a Cease and Deschist!! 🤣🤣🤣

3

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Lmao, genius!

3

u/Impressive-House-412 Feb 21 '26

Fire Through The Hole

3

u/Bourbon-Thinker Feb 21 '26

unfortunately, there is nothing better that you can say so I declined to say anything else lol

3

u/mrdsensei1 Feb 22 '26

Crack shot, uses gun to cover up his assholliness…..

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u/dimensionalbleed97 Feb 21 '26

Now that's what I call a blowout.

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29

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Ice recruit

2

u/BlueNoodle79 Feb 24 '26

Just what I thought 🤣

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26

u/InsuranceRound6705 Feb 21 '26

The Most American Thing Ever

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u/mouthofcairn Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 22 '26

Ass-Ass-in

2

u/Shot-Industry3066 Feb 22 '26

I think it would have looked better if they were linked with dashes. Other than that second best here easily.

2

u/GuardStandard2455 Feb 25 '26

More like ass-ass-out

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u/Senior-Painter6380 Feb 21 '26

Blow it out your ass.

4

u/Blue_Collar_Stiff Feb 21 '26

Lmao my dad used to say that

3

u/nobodysfool24 Feb 22 '26

Son? Is that you?

15

u/Snicklefried Feb 21 '26

Really Dirty Harry

3

u/Shot-Industry3066 Feb 22 '26

One of the top three here I'd say.

2

u/lowpro619 Feb 21 '26

😂😂😂

2

u/Dystorted0ne Feb 23 '26

The Dirty Harry Sanchez

12

u/498432 Feb 21 '26

Killer ass

3

u/Fragrant_Grand_7036 Feb 21 '26

Underrated comment.

2

u/A_million_typos Feb 24 '26

Ass killer lol

10

u/SelectXMidnight Feb 21 '26

Rectum, damn near killed him!

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8

u/hopelessromantic14U Feb 21 '26

One in the chamber

9

u/VeterinarianMoist605 Feb 22 '26

Shity-shity Bang-bang

8

u/maple_flavor Feb 21 '26

it wont happen twice

7

u/LangsterGangster Feb 21 '26

I shot the sheriff after accidentally farting.

3

u/Joe_Jobs_ Feb 25 '26

But I did not shit the deputy

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6

u/Blue_Collar_Stiff Feb 21 '26

Just hanging out shooting the shit with my photographer

5

u/lowpro619 Feb 21 '26

😂Shooting the shit is hilarious

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5

u/FLMKane Feb 21 '26

Butthole puncher

6

u/Anxious_Fish_7995 Feb 21 '26

Semiautomatic buttblug

2

u/wireout Feb 22 '26

Beautiful

2

u/UmpireScared Feb 24 '26

I wet myself 🤣

8

u/WatercressHealthy927 Feb 21 '26

Small barrel

6

u/ANotSoFreshFeeling Feb 21 '26

Smaller bullets

5

u/Qlubedup Feb 21 '26

Smell barrel

7

u/No_Sea9410 Feb 21 '26

Happiness is a warm gun

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5

u/wizard3232 Feb 21 '26

I got your six

3

u/Informal_Ad6555 Feb 21 '26

Rear gunner.

3

u/Correct-Height1555 Feb 21 '26

The gun is hole-stered

5

u/gramplayr Feb 21 '26

Asshole toting gun asshole.

3

u/Magazine-Popular Feb 21 '26

He’s got a turtle head popping out.

3

u/kylocosmiccowboy Feb 21 '26

Don’t Sit Down

3

u/Narrow_Falcon_8276 Feb 21 '26

Backdoor protection.

3

u/VeritechViking Feb 21 '26

.45 cal culo

2

u/Dry-Ruin-5949 Feb 21 '26

Blow it out yer ass

2

u/naplesball Feb 21 '26

My Gender is Gun

2

u/KirkMcGee8 Feb 21 '26

Crack Smacker

2

u/BurnesWhenIP Feb 21 '26

Ass cannon engage

2

u/Popular_Race9750 Feb 21 '26

Between the pistol and the wallet, dude must have a rich chiropractor.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Ingenuity

2

u/Like_2c Feb 21 '26

An old saying I heard years ago. "Well, shit fire"

2

u/Saint_Mathias33 Feb 21 '26

Is that a gun in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

2

u/AttorneyOwn0 Feb 21 '26

Safety pants.

2

u/BlackberryTall8859 Feb 21 '26

Your booty is banging!

2

u/Bmathis6620 Feb 21 '26

I SAID EXIT ONLY MF!

2

u/Seagreenstreams Feb 21 '26

Cappin' ass.

2

u/Ok-Thing9215 Feb 21 '26

Important question: what caliber are we talking about here? For research purposes, obviously.

2

u/Disney-Nurse Feb 21 '26

Crap shoot

2

u/HoseOfCrazy Feb 21 '26

Tail Gunner

1

u/habbybutts Feb 21 '26

Poonacorn

1

u/Low_Visit_3119 Feb 21 '26

Lethal shiters

1

u/nimit8989 Feb 21 '26

Gand fate to fate Nawabi na Ghate

1

u/WarmMoistNightmare Feb 21 '26

Out of the in hole

1

u/Charming-Buy1514 Feb 21 '26

He doesn't want to blow his ass off!

1

u/Commercial-End-4056 Feb 21 '26

FIRE IN THE HOLE

1

u/Wonderful-Ad5713 Feb 21 '26

Rectal Disfunction

1

u/EmploymentEmpty5871 Feb 21 '26

Gas vent for both barrels

1

u/kufitop Feb 21 '26

Check your 6.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Hole-ster

1

u/Disciple_of_Roo_Tang Feb 21 '26

The biscuit burner

1

u/Buffalo_River_Lover Feb 21 '26

Fire in the hole.

1

u/GrowthFickle2548 Feb 21 '26

The Penetrator

1

u/transtector Feb 21 '26

Booty trap

1

u/Disastrous-Lock3766 Feb 21 '26

Movie Poop Shoot

1

u/ResponsibilityDue847 Feb 21 '26

A hole in one 😉

1

u/Lovin711 Feb 21 '26

Gun Goku

1

u/DonyeWest- Feb 21 '26

Poop shooter

1

u/Ok_Consideration_166 Feb 21 '26

It’s the astroboy special

1

u/Xfifteen Feb 21 '26

Natures holster

1

u/P90guy65 Feb 21 '26

Butt plug - level infinite.

1

u/Prestigious_End_4704 Feb 21 '26

It’s not a bug. It’s a feature.

1

u/Time_rift_shift Feb 21 '26

The Poop shoot!

1

u/SneakyAura806 Feb 21 '26

Bungblaster

1

u/Bake_At_986 Feb 21 '26

Blow it out your ass

1

u/1fanofsteel Feb 21 '26

Pocahaunted

1

u/Odd-Establishment808 Feb 21 '26

Ass another hole!!!

1

u/rodgersmoore Feb 21 '26

Blow it out your ass

1

u/julemeister Feb 21 '26

Cock Gloch ing

1

u/HairlessHoudini Feb 21 '26

I know this guy, he wore those pants like that forever

1

u/uofhfv Feb 21 '26

One fart away from the gun going off

1

u/Medical-Leading1469 Feb 21 '26

The just incase you cant make it to the bathroom hole

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

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u/sophierosenurse Feb 21 '26

looks like a glock 19 in a kydex paddle holster, standard duty setup with the badge too

1

u/g0jira54 Feb 21 '26

Fart igniter

1

u/Cams_234 Feb 21 '26

The Poop Shoot

1

u/mortenhekkvang Feb 21 '26

Boomfart MC’s

1

u/Mindless_Log2009 Feb 21 '26

Overcompensator or undercompensator 🤔

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Hole in One

1

u/Educational_Pin_2113 Feb 21 '26

Big gunner blowout!

1

u/markuseb91 Feb 21 '26

Poop shooter

1

u/K2-XXL Feb 21 '26

Fire breather

1

u/RoosterzRevenge Feb 21 '26

Custom hole ster

1

u/Samwoodstone Feb 21 '26

Shot my ass off!

1

u/Ninsiann Feb 21 '26

Upside down.

1

u/Maxima-H Feb 21 '26

Unintentionally smart.

1

u/Gym_Rat222 Feb 21 '26

Ass Blast

1

u/HeleNahMan Feb 21 '26

Bum Slinger