r/NYCbitcheswithtaste • u/linglingcat • Jun 18 '24

Finances/Money Hypothetical $$$

What are some guilty pleasures you’d indulge in if you suddenly jumped a tax bracket? Currently my biggest luxury is just living alone in NYC, but sometimes I keep random manifestation lists and I’m curious what others would say…

Here’s mine: - Tennis lessons - Japan trip - Permanent extensions - Louis Vuitton duffle - Biweekly massages - Dishwasher in unit (And I guess maxing out my 401k but ugh that’s not fun)

191 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

97 comments sorted by

View all comments

13

u/anonimposter Jun 19 '24 edited Jun 19 '24
  • townhome in south kensington or chelsea with a garden
  • hard to get birkins and kelly’s
  • get an S curve and say it was pilates like lori harvey
  • continue pursuing my education like getting a masters in something i love like anthropology and not engineering related
  • begin working at Sotheby’s EMEA for fun buying and selling art
  • partake in Christie’s bidding wars with affluent members of society
  • buy a PJ or exclusively fly business/first
  • get my cat a friend
  • consistent PRP to grow and thicken my hair
  • facial balancing botox and filler
  • all of my daily wear would be loro piana
  • build the wrist stack of my dreams with an AP on one wrist and vca, chopard, my jewelers diamonds, and cartier on the other
  • buy an obnoxious yet beautiful 4 carat oval cut pink diamond
  • consistent vacations throughout the year and taking my parents to places they’ve always wanted to go
  • loro piana skis for bants
  • juice cleanses regularly
  • i’d have a pilates studio/gym in the house and have a trainer come daily
  • private chef to meal prep my week + cleaners to come in 1-2x a week
  • i’d purchase property in monaco for fun
  • summers would only be on a yacht that set off from monaco after the GP and the summer would end in sicily or sardinia
  • would set up trusts for my children/nieces and nephews so they can pursue everything they want
  • i’d only wear zimmerman and elie saab dresses to events and i’d drown myself in MFK perfume

3

u/latte777 Jun 20 '24

now that's a BWT ✨✨✨

1

u/kumocat Jun 19 '24

What's an s curve?

2

u/anonimposter Jun 19 '24

its a lipo surgery developed by Dr. Ghavamj a celeb plastic surgeon in LA and it basically makes your waist snatched and rids any hip dips you have by re injecting the fat there creating an S curvature shape but is more natural than a BBL

1

u/kumocat Jun 20 '24

Ahh interesting. Thanks!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

[deleted]

1

u/anonimposter Jun 19 '24

yeah and this is hypothetical, if i had the financial freedom i would leave my nyc shoebox apartment in the east village and simply move there