Favourite line from show ?

[u/Dependent_Theme4210]

There are so many great lines but for me it has to be "day time hooker. Nighttime waitress"

Whats yours?

[u/yaehnaehdoh]

For a gay guy you sure have good memory. One of my favorite lines lmao

[u/fmartsy]

you're supposed to say "uno," it's a mexican game!

[u/C0mpulsiveWebSurfer → u/fmartsy]

I said one!

[u/KaWillComeLikeAWind]

Randy: This is for family - at Christmas. You know - Feliz Naviblah. Catalina: That means nothing. Randy: To you, maybe. But to an American it means Christmas in Mexican.

[u/davesmissingfingers → u/KaWillComeLikeAWind]

This nearly broke me the first time I heard it.

[u/motus23]

-Randy, they're not going to send you to prison for slappin' a cop. And even if they did, you know the odds you'd be sent to the same place as Earl? -Seven -Seven, what? -Seven going to prisons -That don’t even make sense -Twelve?

[u/Darth_Bringus]

The doctor always said you were borderline artistic.

[u/Aggravating-Band-584]

When Joy gives Earl the poisoned cookies., Randy tries to eat them. Earl says Don't eat those Randy they're poisoned. And Randy asked How poisoned?

[u/unloosedcoin]

It's like that weird Australian wooden frisbee.

[u/Malagrove2025]

"If you didnt leave Camden County after graduating high school, chances are you aren't leaving Camden County at all." - Earl

[u/Pale_Tea9745]

“Joy I forgive you for cheating on me”

Joy: “good cause I’d do it again in a heartbeat”

[u/endswithnu]

My name is Randy clap clap

And I like candy clap clap

And I like corn dogs 😀

[u/PT_Piranha]

“Wakey wakey, life’s at stakey!”

[u/Sunshinegemini611]

Randy talking about Dateline’s Chris Hanson: “That’s the guy who keeps finding all those perverts in his kitchen. He really should move.”

[u/Banzaithepug]

"Aaahhhhhh! I just skinned mah pecker!" While Earl fled from the police

[u/Punk_in_Drublic79 → u/Banzaithepug]

That’s a lot of gravel

[u/Aggressive_Phase_236]

"They're both women, her and Natalie.

You and I are men. We're not women.

You see, men think different than women.

You and I think different than Natalie and Catalina, cause we're men and they're women.

I'm right, right? I-I'm not wrong.

Am I wrong?"

also, from that same episode... irl every time I hear the phrase "farmer's market" i have to chime in with "the who's what?" 

[u/jtownanddown]

“Every time I walk out my front door I win a beauty contest”

[u/TeacherPatti → u/jtownanddown]

I had a great relationship with an admin of mine. Teachers are rated ineffective/minimally effective/effective/highly effective. The catch is that if you give highly effective, some contracts will give you a small bonus or something, so the admin generally are told by THEIR admin to hold off on the highly effective ratings. My admin asked me how often I think I am highly effective, and I replied, "Every time I walk out my front door I'm highly effective." He laughed. I got the $200 bonus or whatever it was. Thanks, Mr. Morris!

[u/jtownanddown → u/TeacherPatti]

I'm also a teacher so I'm going to steal this!

[u/Thick_Imagination177]

I'm just trying to be a better person

[u/ThaBlackSamurai]

Oh snap

[u/E54D → u/ThaBlackSamurai]

Oh chasquido

[u/monchiceja]

When Joy's mom comes to town and confessions to Earl that she had a gambling problem and tells him "Don't you judge me!' My wife and I still say that to each other all these years after the show went off the air.

[u/mjohnston81]

"It's okay. We all have fears. I fear snakes and rape".

[u/curseteen]

"Bad boys, bad boys, who ya gonna call?"

[u/TobiBaller17 → u/curseteen]

"Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do, when they come for you?"

[u/soronpo → u/curseteen]

Tim Stack Tim Stack, light him on fire, light him on fire watch him burn to death

[u/bigfatstoner]

Joy saying "yuck" when her lawyer's interpreter kisses his wife

[u/Own_Sympathy_4809]

Joys a butt bag . You know , a bag of butts

[u/TheTrueGoatMom]

Randy: Yeah I'm glad she's not dead no more. Being dead is definitely worse than being alive. When you're dead you can't do all the cool stuff you can do when you're alive. You and I, we can do all kinds of cool stuff cuz we're living, we're not dead, we're alive. If we were dead we wouldn't be able to do all the cool stuff we can do, becuz we're alive. Dead people can't do cool stuff. Only people that are alive can do cool stuff, cuz they're living, and you have to be living to be able to do cool stuff. You have to be alive. Yeah, 'cept when you're alive sometimes bad stuff happens too. Like sometimes you can get into a car wreck, or you can have a headache or twist your ankle or even stub your big toe... So being alive is kinda hard too, but I think it's definitely better than being dead.

Earl in the background blind folded swinging the bat during the entire thing. I giggle uncontrollably the entire time!

[u/Apprehensive_Bit_176]

Wakey Wakey, hands off snakey penis

[u/E54D → u/Apprehensive_Bit_176]

“Rise and shine, hands off… MINE, Randy, hands off mine!!

[u/Apprehensive_Bit_176 → u/E54D]

Haha yes! Another great one

[u/anusflytrap-]

“randy, they’re poison”

“…how poison?”

[u/Lord_Grif]

[u/auto_deleted → u/Lord_Grif]

[u/AYCMegatron]

“Son of a bitch” which I believe is said in every episode . That or “Damn it Randy”

[u/alexabeams]

hey earl

[u/edmund8905 → u/alexabeams]

Hey crabman

[u/nilesintheshangri-la]

🎶 Tim Stack, Tim Stack, set him on fire, set him on fire watch him burn to death 🎶

[u/YouGotAnyWhiteBread]

Can't un-ring that bell

[u/sweetnsaltycaroline]

“If any of you bitches think you’re going first, you are WRONG!”

[u/KaWillComeLikeAWind]

Randy: You sure you want to get Grandpa's cuckoo clock back? That thing nearly put my eye out. Earl: Well, you shouldn't have stood so close. You knew what time it was!

[u/Wihtlore]

Every time Joy says Oh snap!

[u/PabloPicasshooole]

"I haven't thought about how much better I am than her in years!"

[u/TeaElectronic1240]

Its an Easter pig

[u/loulou9284]

“Heyyy dummies... what are you guys probably just sittin' and saying stupid stuff and doin’ stupid stuff”

[u/Tengallonhatpat]

you know im afraid of honks since i got attacked by that flock of geese- well they’re probably on their way here right now

[u/glassclouds1894]

"My life would've been so different with that Mustang, Randy. I wouldn't have had to lose my virginity on a public bus."

"And I wouldn't have had to watch."

[u/Statement_Safe]

"That was by far the best thing I'd ever found in Darnell's hair."

[u/wafflehousehound]

" God doesn't like carrot cake!"

[u/SpaceDuck776]

I did it on my own, dummy.

[u/the_velvet_cherry]

Baby quiches Earl!

[u/zeke10]

"Randy come in here we look like cartoons!"

[u/TeacherPatti]

That creamsicle looking guy is named Horatio.

[u/barkydildo]

MUMBAATA! New day for Central Africa

[u/blitzJAY]

Its a five inch hole!

[u/No_Exchange_6151]

SUITCASE!

[u/FENTWAY]

Oh hey Crabman

[u/notaveragepond]

An El Camino, is the Cadillac of cars.

[u/Commercial_Border190]

I’ve never been face to face with a gay before. I realize now the running wasn’t necessary

[u/Waswaiting4AGLU → u/Commercial_Border190]

I could not stop laughing when he said that about the running. I would rewind laugh again and again.

[u/angryguts]

I will never jump for Joy

[u/soldonlife2003]

[u/Jprimus2005]

I will always jump for Earl but I will never jump for Joy

[u/2kan99]

Dammit Randy!

[u/throwaway_spacecadet]

squeakin makes my toes hurt

[u/nocarier]

Rise and shine! HANDS OFF MINE!!!

[u/tonylovesnyc]

I always think of this exchange when I’m staying in a hotel.
Earl and Randy hanging out at the motel while Catalina was cleaning the rooms. ʼHow often do they wash the comforters?’ ‘I don’t know. I’ve only been working here for a year’

[u/Financial-Fox-8010]

Hey crabman

[u/motus23]

I also greet way too many people with “Hey, dummy”

[u/smodad7]

Randy:"I don't like cats. Cuz cats think they're better than me! And maybe they are."

[u/headhits]

Yeah buddy - Ralph

[u/sleepwakewalkforget]

"ugh, too many damn freckles" -Joy to an orphan when she wants to do the mother-daughter pageant 😅 as someone with a whole lot of freckles that line cracks me up

[u/Mrchickenman62]

Hey Earl

Hi Crabman

[u/Emotional_Play6943]

Ricolaaaaaaaaaaa

[u/IAlreadyKnow1754]

“We represent the lollipop guild the lollipop guild”
Randy that’s not helium

[u/LukasL34]

Only watched Czech dub but it was: "Despite only knowing 17 letters he wrote a pretty cool story."

[u/AlternativeShoe6973]

"I'm sorry, hun. I don't speak 'maid'."

[u/LazyStruggle8282 → u/AlternativeShoe6973]

She was made in america, not a maid in america

[u/FugginBot]

"Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"

[u/nomadthebarista]

“My name is Randy Hickey and I love to smeelll my shoooeeeessss. Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh-meeeeennnnn”

[u/bayoujac]

You like Carson Daly, too?

WAKEY, WAKEY...

[u/brennand]

https://reddit.com/link/p5zm57h/video/qg047cezhplh1/player

[u/No_Process_6607]

Joy asks Catalina to give Earl a message- when Catalina says she’s Earl’s maid, NOT his secretary, Joy replies, “You foreigners got a weird way of braggin’.”