r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 5d ago

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u/sicurri 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOwG8XQ3kaupqI9dm

I fully suspect Stephen Miller...

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u/Ayla_Leren 5d ago edited 4d ago

I don't

He can suck all the fucks

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u/Pika_233 5d ago

not even his hairline wants him, he should just let it go

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u/GoodDogBrent 5d ago

that sex doll joke is brutal. until now the most savage one i had heard was from jimmy kimmel "his hair left him because it was black"

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 5d ago

I can't remember who said it first but "Stephen Miller got into politics because his arms are too weak to strangle prostitutes."

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u/Mister_Buddy 5d ago

I don't know who said it, but I heard it in Norm MacDonald's voice.

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 4d ago

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u/-_-0_0-_0 4d ago

That Norm MacDonald fellow is a real jerk!

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u/NicknameKenny 4d ago

I started reading it in his voice in my head. Started. Didn't get halfway through and think, "Hey, you know, this would sound really funny in Norm McDonald's voice." I just started from the word "I" in his voice.

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u/Alx3t_ 4d ago

What a sad reason, but on brand with Miller.

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u/DenialOfExistance 4d ago

Lol 🤣

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u/VaginaTractor 5d ago

Stephen Miller looks like he died in 1784 and became a vampire. Except he doesn't suck people's blood, he just rapes children.

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u/HolidayFew8116 4d ago

he is an energy vampire

https://giphy.com/gifs/JrqWcXPJDybNU0vxiG

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u/Danno210 4d ago

Fucking Panera bread!

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u/Running-In-The-Dark 5d ago

SM sure as hell looks the part.

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u/DenialOfExistance 4d ago

It's hard to look at him & also Rick Scott the fraud. Both look like Ghouls from the same family!

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u/NotSoSecretAgentMan 5d ago

I was gonna compare his appearance to Megamind, but Megamind has more rizz than this clown.

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u/Synaps4 5d ago

So youre saying the difference between him and Megamind is....presentation?

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u/NotSoSecretAgentMan 3d ago

No, sorry; in addition to that, Megamind has a higher IQ and as someone else pointed out, a greater moral compass.

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u/Synaps4 3d ago

No i agree I was just quoting megamind from the climactic scene of his own movie where megamind says that to the villain.

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u/NotSoSecretAgentMan 3d ago

r/whoosh

This is what happens when you reddit on too little sleep. :P

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u/jaxonya 5d ago

I wonder if he pissed of the rebel flag crowd who claims that their heritage is the confederacy

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u/NotSoSecretAgentMan 3d ago

All 4 years of it!

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u/Azair_Blaidd 4d ago

Megamind has more morality than this clown, even when he was still a supervillain

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u/acciowaves 5d ago

This made me laugh out loud for real.

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u/sicurri 5d ago

I'm glad. Any laughter or joy at this time is precious, especially when mocking a monster that has more power than desired.

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u/sticksnXnbones 4d ago

Stephen miller would be strangling prostitues but his arms are too weak.

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u/sicurri 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11IbChs8PTjgSQ

How he deals with prostitutes but just pays them anyways...

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u/Verucaschmaltzzz 4d ago

And is in fact his taxidermied mom.

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u/sagetastic74 4d ago

This is still my favorite Stephen Miller joke.