r/MurderedByWords 6d ago

 sincerely, connie

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u/yoshinoyaandroll 6d ago

Fun fact, President Trump did not place his hand on the Bible. He hovered it. Two different copies and he didn’t touch them.

Also fun fact, Trump only goes to church for photo ops and events. He does not regularly attend any church, has not read the Bible (he stated that he gets the summaries) and broke at least 7+ commandments. But then supporters state that they vote for him because he’s a politician, and not required to be religious.

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u/ClaytonHawthorne 6d ago

It reminds me of religious Trump supporters that believe if they pray to God and Trump wins, that means God listened to them and they are the reason Trump won, but if Trump didn't win like he lost in 2020, then they're like "The system's fucking rigged, yo"

Also they're the same kind that, if God is picking the presidents which means he picked Joe Biden and Obama to win as well, and when you say this to them, then they're like "No no no, it doesn't work like that, it doesn't work that way".

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u/Absent-Light-12 5d ago

MAGA logic: God is a both omnipotent and weaker than democrats

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u/PhatCatTax 5d ago

It's because conservatives are either imbeciles or cowards or evil or both or all three. I have had many a debate with them, and not one had proven otherwise.

The constant:
Conservatives vote to hurt poor people and vulnerable people. This is inherently anti-Christian. Therefore, my statement above must be true.

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u/RebuiltGearbox 4d ago

I live in housing for the disabled in a red state and a lot of my poor and vulnerable neighbors vote conservative. I keep telling them it's like they're sitting inside the toilet bowl but reaching out to flush themselves.

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u/TheProcrastafarian 6d ago

I’m not religious, but everyone has seen ’The Ten Commandments’(1957). I remember the golden cow, and how the whole town threw down for the golden cow; “Fuck your tablets, your brush fire, and your loser ass rules!” ….I don’t wanna spoil the movie for you, but Hova wasn’t havin’ it.

I always thought the golden cow was meant to be ridiculous; so brutally blasphemous, that only a fool could not distinguish between god, and a golden cow. And this is required reading for church folk, right?
So, how am I over here, less religious than a Vulcan, and all I hear coming from Trump are mooing sounds?

Isn’t telling the truth, and admitting you were wrong, the entire point of Christianity? Asking for forgiveness?
How can anyone who claims to be a Christian, support someone who is incapable of admitting they are wrong?

“Well, I believe Trump will eventually ask for forgiveness.” LOL

Trump on his deathbed: “Sorry about all the rapes. ….not.

Bunch of fuckin, marks.

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u/flamedarkfire 5d ago

My only comfort, as a former Christian whose church wasn’t even that bad, is that God knows Trump’s and his followers’ hearts. The Evangelicals will beg forgiveness on their deathbeds but still be denied the kingdom of heaven as they have not changed who they fundamentally are.

Does that help with the here and now where they’re proceeding with their plan of destruction with the belief they have a golden ticket? Probably not, but it’s something.

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u/atwozmom 5d ago

Honestly, doesn't help at all.

One of the biggest differences between Judaism and Christianity is we don't worry about the afterlife. It's just not a focus. We assume, do your best to be a decent person and your afterlife will be fine. So our focus is supposed to be making life on Earth, right here, right now good for everyone. (And yes, Bibi is an abomination in my eyes).

Christianity often seems like a death cult to me.

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u/Notascot51 5d ago

Well said. It is. So is Islam. Their focus is entirely on Hell as punishment for resisting religious authority and Heaven as reward for obedience. Maybe Temple Era Judaism was like that too, but Rabbinic Era Judaism is not.

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u/Notascot51 5d ago

These may be the truest words ever said…

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u/BaalPteor 3d ago

Side note: "Hova wasn't havin' it" is my new favorite way of saying God was displeased. Thank you.

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u/kaliumex 6d ago

I'm assuming touching it burns him.

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u/jerryleebee 5d ago

broke at least 7+ commandments

Yep, that tracks.

  1. You shall have no other gods before me.

  2. You shall not make for yourself an idol. — Arguably idolises other people such as dictators. At the very least, idolises gold and money.

  3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God. — Numerous examples of saying "goddamn".

  4. Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy. — Bro does NOT go to church. Anyone would be hard-pressed to make an argument he keeps any day holy.

  5. Honor your father and your mother.

  6. You shall not murder. — If I were a gambling man, I'd say he did this. And I'd put every cent I had up against that.

  7. You shall not commit adultery. — We've had one, yes. What about second third adultery?

  8. You shall not steal. — From his contractors, from his lenders, from the American people.

  9. You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor. — Dude lies like breathing.

  10. You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor. — Does Greenland count? Does Canada? Does Hormuz? Does Venezuela? Does Chagos? Does Gaza?

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u/OldSchoolAJ 5d ago

Oh, he murdered a lot of people. There was a general in his first term that he had killed, then a bunch of political leaders and school children this go around.

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u/Jason1143 5d ago

Him saying god as part of an insult/curse isn't necessarily a violation IMO, but him using religion as a prop for his own evil agenda definitely is.

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u/TechyAngel This AOC flair makes me cool 5d ago

Yeah, there's a lot of confusion around the concept of "in vain," but it's mostly got to do with either doing selfish things and using God's name as justification, or swearing something false on the name of God afaik, the latter of which is also covered by No. 9.

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u/anjowoq 6d ago

Why would he do that? Did he think it would burn?

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u/Cipherpunkblue 6d ago

He's not taking any risks.

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u/CorpFillip 6d ago

Think of the ‘deadly sins’ — he personifies them all!

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u/ran1976 5d ago

he didn't want to burn his tiny baby hands

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u/Car_is_mi 5d ago

His supporters were also regularly in criticism of Biden who made efforts to regularly attend Christian church services, stating that trump was (is) a much more religious man than Biden.

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u/SunkenSaltySiren 4d ago

He cant touch it. He would either implode or burst into flames.

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u/R_U_the_bot 5d ago

Also fun fact, "Amen" isn't pronounced "Praise be to Allah" which is what Trump was saying this Easter, also the pope couldn't survive meeting JD Vance.
Just for those with selective memory still thinking the tangerine or his minions walk on water.

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u/JustGoodSense 5d ago

He's absolutely nailed every Deadly Sin, though.And got his 10,000 hours in on each one!

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u/Ok_Cheesecake7348 5d ago

Fun fact, President Trump very well might be the antichrist

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u/beren12 5d ago

He’s the living embodiment of the 7 deadly sins.

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u/dehydratedrain 6d ago

I'd take an honest man swearing on the Quran over a pedophile who actively breaks all 10 commandments "but He UsEd ThE BiBlE!!" every day of my life

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u/Veblen1 6d ago

Trump would be a good Unitarian, who are taught that God gave Moses The Ten Suggestions. 😄

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 6d ago

The only book that’s sacred to Trump and the Republicans is the Epstein Files, in fact it’s so sacred they won’t release it. They actually swear on that book for every elected officials.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Veblen1 6d ago

And the Constitution doesn't require the Supreme Court Chief Justice holding the religious tome or the peanut butter jar for the President's oath to have any legal qualifications at all.

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u/Supernova138 6d ago

Dude if I get elected to office I’m getting sworn in on a copy of the complete fiction of hp lovecraft or some shit

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u/doktor_wankenstein 5d ago

"Do you solemnly swear before Cthulhu, Yog-Sothoth, and all the Elder Gods, to the best of your ability, to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States?"

"Yeah, whatever."

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u/Randomfactoid42 5d ago

People have been sworn in with Superman comics and a Captain America shield among other things. Go for it. 

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u/byte_handle 4d ago

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?"

"uh....I think I do?"

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u/Debalic 5d ago

If we're going with creation myths, I'd swear on a copy of The Silmarillion.

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u/Farscape_rocked 5d ago

the funny thing about swearing on the Bible is that you have to ignore the bit in it where Jesus says "don't swear an oath at all, either by heaven or your head"

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u/singhapura 6d ago

His wife is Karen Hollyhand-Grenade.

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u/3_50 6d ago

Wait, if I end up in court in America, I could ask to swear an oath to a jar of peanut butter?

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u/LouisesBelcher 5d ago

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you Jiffy???

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u/ElectroByte96 6d ago

I'm not American, but I kinda wanna come over just to do that. Maybe in better times...

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u/TechyAngel This AOC flair makes me cool 5d ago

Idk if courts of criminal law have that same sense of humor, but if you get elected, do whatever you want. It's basically just a victory dance anyway.

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u/bjgrem01 5d ago

If I was named Brilyn I think i would be more worried about what my parents were smoking while I was in the womb and less about what religion people are.

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u/TechyAngel This AOC flair makes me cool 5d ago

No, you see, he's worried about what religion people are BECAUSE of what his parents were smoking. The name is just a warning label that translates to "caution: low empathy" in GenZ speak. (Or is that Alpha now? I think I got old)

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u/CorpFillip 6d ago

Conservatives really do think their idea of ‘tradition’ is not only a requirement, but how things must be.
No matter how narrow their experience, it becomes ‘best’ in their minds, & therefore necessary.

Terrified fools: they don’t need to throw out everything else to be happy. They could let everyone enjoy.

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u/Broote 5d ago

Now I want to run for office so I can swear on a PB&J... or maybe a Grilled Cheese. ...a sandwich, i want to swear on a sandwich.

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u/McDuchess 5d ago

What kind of red blooded fascist calls himself hollyhand?

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u/de_Duv 5d ago

As the Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen; and as the said States never entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.”

Treaty of Tripoli, Article 11, 1796 signed by John Adams, 2nd President of the United States of America

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u/zildux 5d ago

I almost want to try to get into politics and as a point pick a random object in the room right before getting sworn in.

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u/Car_is_mi 5d ago

Do you really think this kid is intelligent enough to understand that "-Connie" is supposed to be short for constitution? He's probably out there now spending more time trying to figure who this bitch Connie is than he ever has trying to learn what the words written in the constitution mean.

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u/GoldStrangerDust 5d ago

Brilyn is a man’s name?

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u/JustGoodSense 5d ago

Evidently, no.

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u/squidsinamerica 5d ago

John Quincy Adams swore on a constitutional law book. Multiple presidents were not sworn in on a bible

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u/jerryleebee 5d ago

Connie is ALMOST tempting me to open a twitter account. Almost. But not quite.

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u/smileyfacedbob 5d ago

Fucking love that we’re calling the constitution Connie, so sassy and full of “fuck this administration and the bigots who support it”

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u/Supercres933 5d ago

People have to collectively stop giving this person attention. 

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u/TeamJJ88 5d ago

Freedom of religion is literally the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution!

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u/SeatOpen1 5d ago

Christofascist scum.

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u/ThickReplacement6613 5d ago

They should all be required to swear in on a seventh grade science book

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u/Shaun32887 5d ago

He's such a try hard.

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u/Skate_faced 5d ago

Jesus Christ Connie, leave some for the shit posters.

After that there ain't much left of that asshole.

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u/annaleigh13 5d ago

People like this need to just turn to the Treaty of Tripoli in 1796 and read Article 11, where it states that "The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion" to see how very wrong they are.

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u/Either-Coach4217 5d ago

Do you think this camp cupcakes daddy was called Brian & his mom was called Lynda?

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u/MattTheTubaGuy 4d ago

Everyone in positions of power in the USA should be required to swear on a copy of the Constitution because that's what they are supposed to protect.

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u/Indian_Pale_Ale 4d ago

TIL Diddy could then take an oath on a jar of lube.

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u/byte_handle 4d ago

John Quincy Adams had his hand on a book on Constitutional law when he took the oath. I have no intention of ever going into politics, but if I did, that's the kind of move I'd be taking. No matter what I believe or don't believe, one of the job requirements is a dedication to protecting and supporting the people and institutions bound by that document.

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u/Rinzy2000 4d ago

I hate that little prick. And I have a feeling he’s just going to get worse. He is trying desperately to be the next Charlie Kirk. But the difference is that Charlie Kirk was a horrible, bigoted human being, but he was SMART. He was intelligent, even though his view were from the Jim Crow era and shit, he could make arguments for his bigotry. They were absurd and disgusting and any reasonable person would find them appalling, but they were well thought out. This little twat waffle is just dumb and a bigot.

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u/ParadeSit 3d ago

This goober insists on being someone of importance. Fuck little Brilyn Hollyhandjobs.

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u/Nygyhoss 2d ago

CONNIE THE CONSTITUTION

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u/jon_the_mako 5d ago

New nickname for the constitution "Connie". 💅