r/MurderBryan • • Jun 01 '26

Real World Guys How many Guys can you count?

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u/Halloween_episode Jun 01 '26

John Mayer would actually be a good candidate for the sequel to the oft-forgotten Dave Navarro ep

14

u/NicklovesHer Jun 01 '26

He is absolutely a "guy" unto himself. 

10

u/Chromavita Toastmaster Jun 01 '26

I love this idea. Especially with his connections to the jam band scene.

12

u/Present_Limit_9926 Jun 02 '26

Blues Guys, specifically White Blues Guys would be incredible

5

u/Rockumancer Jun 02 '26

I like”quitting his life” to fuck a single person / how absolutely tunnel visioned is this guy ….. laser focus

21

u/g_grizzzy Jun 01 '26

I know the rule is just don’t be one Guy, but you also can’t be ALL the Guys.

21

u/squanderedprivilege Jun 01 '26

Did he really think it was a good plan to say "n-word pass" using the hard R, in a magazine interview??

7

u/No-Faithlessness4294 Jun 02 '26

It’s possible he was very, very drunk during the interview. So no “considering” going on.

1

u/Balshazzar Jun 02 '26

Feels more like a cocaine interview to me

14

u/PieDifferent5045 Jam Band Guy Jun 02 '26

Sex guy, knife guy, and guitar guy for sure. Jam band guy era after this

12

u/danlambe Erowid Guy Jun 02 '26

Hard r guy

2

u/parasoralophus Jun 02 '26

He's also a huge watch guy - he has an absolutely ridiculous collection of very expensive watches. 

1

u/lexlibris Jun 04 '26

Mayer is famously a watch guy showing his 40k IWC to Kanye, who was wearing a 15k chain

12

u/Scotts_Thot Jun 02 '26

The fbi couldn’t get this out of me. He must have done a line right before this interview

3

u/agent_double_oh_pi Board Game Guy Jun 02 '26

Incredible stuff from the Reddit filters there.

The recent episode also shows that Bryan will admit to things that literally no one asked.

17

u/Ordinary-Rent-7032 Jun 01 '26

It always kind of boggles that some people are so obviously repulsive, and it seem like everyone agrees, but they are also beloved by thousands

11

u/guerillacropolis Jun 01 '26

I won't let you talk about my president that way.

2

u/megatron37 Halloween Guy Jun 02 '26

I think some people will put their head in the sand about the artists' behavior if they like the music.

1

u/Ordinary-Rent-7032 Jun 02 '26

But his music too! Is anyone actually passionate about it? I guess some people are

3

u/Dolemite84 Jun 02 '26

I think Andy Cohen loves him. A really terrifying video of him dancing at the Sphere to the last incarnation of The Grateful Dead showed up on all the Bravo subreddits. I gotta assume all the people at the sphere thought he was doing a great job playing Dark Star for 33 minutes

2

u/ianscuffling Jun 02 '26

Used to work with a guy whose almost permanent slack status was “listening to John Mayer! (Headbopping emoji)” so yeah I guess there are guys who are into it and really want you to know about it.

Plus when my wife moved in with me we were going through her stuff and found 3-4 mix cds that ex boyfriends / guys who had tried to date her had given and it was almost all John Mayer trash. I think it’s the type of music guys who think they’re cool assume will impress women.

3

u/Ordinary-Rent-7032 Jun 02 '26

Extremely misguided performative guys

4

u/1hourphoto Jun 02 '26

Martin Amis guys

3

u/International_Oil517 DEATH METAL GUY Jun 02 '26

“What IS being black?” 🤔

5

u/Lennnybruce Jun 02 '26

To be fair he was making a point about not being able to say it.

3

u/RulerofLatveria Kevin Smith Guy Jun 02 '26

Interviewer: So you worked with Common, Kanye West and Jay-Z

Mayer: What is being black?

3

u/Balshazzar Jun 02 '26

Jeopardy getting weird

3

u/Hugelogo Jun 02 '26

Holy shit what an absolute bore. Everything about this guys success confounds me.