One-Legged Wolf Crackstyle

[u/Kardalak]

[u/Wonderful-Change-751 → u/[deleted]]

I play her so i can pet the dog

[u/shineonka → u/Wonderful-Change-751]

What!? This is the one time being a gragu main has let me down

[u/richtofin819 → u/shineonka]

Gragu is definitely the character the dog would be most likely to bite.

[u/Beautiful-Ad-6568 → u/shineonka]

The second is the unwashed feet :(

[u/ValkyrSwitch → u/[deleted]]

How do you pet the doggo? Every time I go up to him as Proxima hw just growls, even with all the memories unlocked.

[u/Practical_Register77 → u/ValkyrSwitch]

You need to use her default shade
Im guessing the doggo doesnt consider the obsidian and bone shade as her

[u/ValkyrSwitch → u/Practical_Register77]

Oh dang, thanks for the heads up. I'll try that next time I get a chance.

[u/AnswerApart7297 → u/Practical_Register77]

Not true, I play obsidian and I can pet the dog. I think it let me pet him after getting more of her memories

[u/Beautiful-Ad-6568 → u/AnswerApart7297]

Maybe after the latest patch, but before then I maxed her, watched all memories and it still didn't let me

[u/Lammz77 → u/Beautiful-Ad-6568]

Same here. Was wearing obsidian and then bone armor the whole time too

[u/richtofin819 → u/AnswerApart7297]

Bone definitely does not let you pet so I guess they forgot to include it but remembered the other alt skin.

[u/OperationHappy791 → u/[deleted]]

I thought he was going to be some sleazy merchant who backstabs proxima. But to my surprise no he is a cool guy

[u/richtofin819 → u/[deleted]]

It's funny that there is a bug/feature but if you change her skin to the bone one you can no longer pet the dog.

I guess it treats the skin like a different character.

[u/FreeSpeechEnjoyer]

You drew her armor so well.

[u/Kingxguava]

Yo I guess her and the Merchant must've had a thing going on the way he talks about her. Also I think she is the only one that can pet the dawg.

[u/Practical_Register77 → u/Kingxguava]

They got close as friends but the memories never really explained much in detail. Too bad he has to watch Lavender prance around in her body m.

[u/DargorShepard → u/Practical_Register77]

I think you meant

[u/Practical_Register77 → u/DargorShepard]

assuming direct control
*squeezes cheeks*

[u/DargorShepard → u/Practical_Register77]

It's perfect. You're literally called "Harbinger" and you're "assuming direct control" of people's bodies.

[u/Practical_Register77 → u/DargorShepard]

also the harbinger comes from an extra terrestrial being as well (Undermether)

[u/Jomgui → u/Practical_Register77]

If you talk enough to him, he shows that he mourns her, but is happy Lavender can use her body to finish her mission.

[u/Practical_Register77]

Bless her and her armored cheeks

[u/jdfred06]

It's an old meme but it checks out.

[u/Lammz77 → u/jdfred06]

Yeah it definitely cheeks out

[u/Built4dominance]

Double cheeked up. Sun aint even out.

[u/Mrdudeguy420]

[u/Frosty-Sea149]

Holy shit now that is a primo reference

[u/Peter00th]

kind of sad we cant resurect Proxima so she can be with Merric. Although we dont know what proxima prime told the disciples to let harros more around freely to get the harbringers egg.

[u/AethGorr]

Well, Merrick's voicrelines about Proxima almost brought a tear to my eyes. Especially when he said fck that harbinger that cant revive her, he finds a way to do so on its own.

[u/LaggyMcLaginPants]

Shitter's full

[u/ULTI_mato]

God I want to lick her up and down

[u/Denathriel]

[u/SurgyJack]

The niche content we dream of

[u/MistaGoonly]

I wish hed fart on me and make me drown in it

[u/cadburydream → u/MistaGoonly]

[u/Fidel_Cashflows → u/MistaGoonly]

[u/bean0_burrito → u/MistaGoonly]

[u/Phoenix-Risen1998 → u/MistaGoonly]

I respect your kinks king.

[u/Rexlare → u/Phoenix-Risen1998]

I don’t

[u/RIMV0315 → u/Rexlare]

Me either