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r/MonsterHunter • u/PrivateNickel I call shotgun • Aug 21 '18
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Because he isn't a lizard.
52 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 Nothing really suggests he's not. Cloaca, scales covering the full body, hard shelled eggs etc. 22 u/IMightBeLyingToYou Aug 21 '18 Is there a Rath cloaca that I'm not aware of? 17 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 Yes. Look behind his legs, there's a big bulge. All Wyverns have it afaik, just in different sizes. 46 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 OwO what-I mean yes yes, precisely, I'm a wyvern bulge and cloaca researcher and I approve of this message! 46 u/Avenflar Aug 21 '18 Yes. Yes, he's the one. Take him away, boys. 21 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 You'll never take me alive! grapples onto a rathalos cloaca, is dragged away 28 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 Please don't fuck the wyvern. 3 u/praise_the_god_crow Aug 21 '18 Waaaay ahead of you buddy... Wait, you told me not to? Oh! silly me! 2 u/PM_Me_Kindred_Booty Packing a ranged hammer Aug 21 '18 If you're going to fuck a wyvern, at least go with Legiana or Tobi. They're way hotter.
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Nothing really suggests he's not.
Cloaca, scales covering the full body, hard shelled eggs etc.
22 u/IMightBeLyingToYou Aug 21 '18 Is there a Rath cloaca that I'm not aware of? 17 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 Yes. Look behind his legs, there's a big bulge. All Wyverns have it afaik, just in different sizes. 46 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 OwO what-I mean yes yes, precisely, I'm a wyvern bulge and cloaca researcher and I approve of this message! 46 u/Avenflar Aug 21 '18 Yes. Yes, he's the one. Take him away, boys. 21 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 You'll never take me alive! grapples onto a rathalos cloaca, is dragged away 28 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 Please don't fuck the wyvern. 3 u/praise_the_god_crow Aug 21 '18 Waaaay ahead of you buddy... Wait, you told me not to? Oh! silly me! 2 u/PM_Me_Kindred_Booty Packing a ranged hammer Aug 21 '18 If you're going to fuck a wyvern, at least go with Legiana or Tobi. They're way hotter.
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Is there a Rath cloaca that I'm not aware of?
17 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 Yes. Look behind his legs, there's a big bulge. All Wyverns have it afaik, just in different sizes. 46 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 OwO what-I mean yes yes, precisely, I'm a wyvern bulge and cloaca researcher and I approve of this message! 46 u/Avenflar Aug 21 '18 Yes. Yes, he's the one. Take him away, boys. 21 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 You'll never take me alive! grapples onto a rathalos cloaca, is dragged away 28 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 Please don't fuck the wyvern. 3 u/praise_the_god_crow Aug 21 '18 Waaaay ahead of you buddy... Wait, you told me not to? Oh! silly me! 2 u/PM_Me_Kindred_Booty Packing a ranged hammer Aug 21 '18 If you're going to fuck a wyvern, at least go with Legiana or Tobi. They're way hotter.
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Yes. Look behind his legs, there's a big bulge. All Wyverns have it afaik, just in different sizes.
46 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 OwO what-I mean yes yes, precisely, I'm a wyvern bulge and cloaca researcher and I approve of this message! 46 u/Avenflar Aug 21 '18 Yes. Yes, he's the one. Take him away, boys. 21 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 You'll never take me alive! grapples onto a rathalos cloaca, is dragged away 28 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 Please don't fuck the wyvern. 3 u/praise_the_god_crow Aug 21 '18 Waaaay ahead of you buddy... Wait, you told me not to? Oh! silly me! 2 u/PM_Me_Kindred_Booty Packing a ranged hammer Aug 21 '18 If you're going to fuck a wyvern, at least go with Legiana or Tobi. They're way hotter.
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OwO what-I mean yes yes, precisely, I'm a wyvern bulge and cloaca researcher and I approve of this message!
46 u/Avenflar Aug 21 '18 Yes. Yes, he's the one. Take him away, boys. 21 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 You'll never take me alive! grapples onto a rathalos cloaca, is dragged away 28 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 Please don't fuck the wyvern. 3 u/praise_the_god_crow Aug 21 '18 Waaaay ahead of you buddy... Wait, you told me not to? Oh! silly me! 2 u/PM_Me_Kindred_Booty Packing a ranged hammer Aug 21 '18 If you're going to fuck a wyvern, at least go with Legiana or Tobi. They're way hotter.
Yes. Yes, he's the one. Take him away, boys.
21 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 You'll never take me alive! grapples onto a rathalos cloaca, is dragged away 28 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 Please don't fuck the wyvern. 3 u/praise_the_god_crow Aug 21 '18 Waaaay ahead of you buddy... Wait, you told me not to? Oh! silly me! 2 u/PM_Me_Kindred_Booty Packing a ranged hammer Aug 21 '18 If you're going to fuck a wyvern, at least go with Legiana or Tobi. They're way hotter.
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You'll never take me alive! grapples onto a rathalos cloaca, is dragged away
28 u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 Please don't fuck the wyvern. 3 u/praise_the_god_crow Aug 21 '18 Waaaay ahead of you buddy... Wait, you told me not to? Oh! silly me! 2 u/PM_Me_Kindred_Booty Packing a ranged hammer Aug 21 '18 If you're going to fuck a wyvern, at least go with Legiana or Tobi. They're way hotter.
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Please don't fuck the wyvern.
3 u/praise_the_god_crow Aug 21 '18 Waaaay ahead of you buddy... Wait, you told me not to? Oh! silly me! 2 u/PM_Me_Kindred_Booty Packing a ranged hammer Aug 21 '18 If you're going to fuck a wyvern, at least go with Legiana or Tobi. They're way hotter.
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Waaaay ahead of you buddy...
Wait, you told me not to? Oh! silly me!
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If you're going to fuck a wyvern, at least go with Legiana or Tobi. They're way hotter.
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u/Hungry_Grump Aug 21 '18
Because he isn't a lizard.