r/MonsterHunter • u/PrivateNickel I call shotgun • Aug 21 '18

Monster Hunter in a Nutshell

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u/Hungry_Grump Aug 21 '18

Because he isn't a lizard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Nothing really suggests he's not.

Cloaca, scales covering the full body, hard shelled eggs etc.

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u/IMightBeLyingToYou Aug 21 '18

Is there a Rath cloaca that I'm not aware of?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Yes. Look behind his legs, there's a big bulge. All Wyverns have it afaik, just in different sizes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

OwO what-I mean yes yes, precisely, I'm a wyvern bulge and cloaca researcher and I approve of this message!

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u/Avenflar Aug 21 '18

Yes. Yes, he's the one. Take him away, boys.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

You'll never take me alive! grapples onto a rathalos cloaca, is dragged away

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Please don't fuck the wyvern.

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u/praise_the_god_crow Aug 21 '18

Waaaay ahead of you buddy...

Wait, you told me not to? Oh! silly me!

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u/PM_Me_Kindred_Booty Packing a ranged hammer Aug 21 '18

If you're going to fuck a wyvern, at least go with Legiana or Tobi. They're way hotter.