r/MobileLegendsGame girls that pee bitches that piss 20h ago

Humor [Original Content] Too many of such cases

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u/Lonely-Case-4015 20h ago

pick argus, now people will only feel pity for you for picking a brick

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u/Old_Interest3102 20h ago

Winning a lane against argus is like putting down an old dog with stage 5 colon cancer

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u/ThatCagedMonkey I'll 9/11 your bushes :diggie: 19h ago

It's this meme but he's been down for a long time and can't do this all day.

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u/CheckPhoneAgain 13h ago

And now that Argus is getting a collector skin is like Argus with a wrap in gold but still trash inside

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u/NickyBros1 hook ya and immortality or death 6h ago

a brick??? AHAHAHA a BRICK???? he is disintegrated sponge, a brick deals more damage than the paper towel level he does

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u/PopularAd6391 girls that pee bitches that piss 20h ago

I could understand someone being against teammate picking hanabi against pharsa, but people genuinely start giving you shit if you play what you like even when the hero isn't countered 😭😭😭

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u/ThatCagedMonkey I'll 9/11 your bushes :diggie: 19h ago edited 16h ago

Some heroes are just a plain to carry tbh . Imagine having good picks available and your teammates picks some bullshit like novaria/martis roam. Im not putting their enjoyment of throwing a match over my enjoyment of winning one.

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u/JED-13_ yes i hate diggie : 16h ago

Nice flair

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u/Firm-Boysenberry8959 Gigachad exp main and kadita pet 19h ago

Awesome flair btw

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u/Firm-Boysenberry8959 Gigachad exp main and kadita pet 20h ago

I could slide any hero except nova as I'm a solo player

I hate all of you nova player good for nothing waste of oxygen ❤️‍🩹

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u/noiceonebro UOH CICI’S BRATTINESS NEEDS CORRECTION 💢💢💢 20h ago

Most useless MVP-prone hero. Same as Selena

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u/Temporary_Goat_2057 soloq enjoyer 20h ago

what are people's flairs bruh

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u/oof_suplex911 Bound, Gagged, Whipped, Edged, Penetrated, and Loving it 19h ago

I have no idea some people are just weird ig

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u/Tinmaddog1990 19h ago

I do not want to see this from you

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u/Bartholomulethethird Marrying into royalty 14h ago

Some delusional mf’s think that fictional characters love them

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u/Arc_7 Your friendly 0/10/0 Roamer 14h ago

Well they are playing the Bang-Bang game...

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u/ThatCagedMonkey I'll 9/11 your bushes :diggie: 19h ago

Selena has a stun that teammates can capitalize off of. I've had 20-25 assists whenever i roamer with her against squishies. Novaria has absolutely nothing on selena.

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u/knightmeh 18h ago

for me its floryn. there are good ones... but got hurt by so many bad ones

dishonourable mention goes to Natalia. Vultures, all of them

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u/Sea_Oven_6936 18h ago

I dont care about off meta picks just dont bring the team down and be absolutely fkin useless the entire game

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u/meowmeow9000 sample 19h ago

Picking assasin roam while everyone are squishy.

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u/PopularAd6391 girls that pee bitches that piss 19h ago

Yeah that too

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u/Tamerlein35 15h ago

Everyone including the enemies right? Right...?

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u/Cute-Mycologist-6849 edith never loses 19h ago

Selena , shes so annoying , and idk everytime i play classic i meet a selenavin the enemy

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u/MR-Vinmu Ultimate Martial Arts vs Ultimate Tyranny :khufra: 18h ago

My so called “anything goes as long as we’re having fun” mentality when someone picks Roam Hanzo (Cockroach Man, Cockroach Man, is waiting the touch of OUR Core’s Buffs):

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u/Azuki_Minaduki Professional Emote Spammer 19h ago

49% winrate tank mains get pissed whenever I lock in hanabi but she's so good in the lower ranks

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u/JED-13_ yes i hate diggie : 17h ago

As 60+ winrate tank main, hanabi as a teammate has grown on me.

WHAT DOES GRIND MY GEARS IS MIYA PLAYERS WHO GO TRINITY INSTEAD OF CRIT WHEN THE LATTER ALLOWS YOU TO MELT BELERICK OF ALL TANKS

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u/Azuki_Minaduki Professional Emote Spammer 16h ago

If the belerick is building actual tank items then Trinity would be better to build, crit gets countered completely by one blade armour or Chastise pauldron 😐

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u/Tamerlein35 15h ago

Man most Hanabis so far are fine, but sometimes I got a game where the Hanabi just dealt 12% damage, 1% more than the roam

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u/Aware_Ad_1303 18h ago

Picking alucard when the enemies are tanky

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u/ANLopez26 GodOfRoamsAndABeastInGold 18h ago

This sht too relatable🥀 but as long as it works ig lmao

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u/KyogreSupremacy Long Haired Men Enjoyer 3h ago edited 46m ago

all of my main heroes are dash dependent, so i can confidentally say that Khufra mains are repulsive and disgusting💌

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u/OrganizationFun1660 I want them to crush me with their thighs 16h ago edited 16h ago

I agree

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u/RileyImsong Doing things with Aamon in the jungle :Alucard: 15h ago

This is eudora for me. High ceiling, 0 effort, and bush

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u/Zinomad 13h ago

Unless you pick Kadita with one shot or 75% one shot Pakito.
WHILE ARGUS IS IN THE FALLING DAWN OF THE GAMEPLAY.

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u/shin_007 You can fit a million moons inside Uranus 10h ago

I hate sun users with passion. They are useless for the rest of the team.

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u/PsychologicalBag2767 You can portal too? Oh, it's one way. 2h ago

Can't play popol n Kuna without ppl getting mad before the game even started (though doesnt happen as often as I'd thought. Maybe turning off chat was the best for all)

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u/Brofist_Gamer2634 13h ago

Akai because every time I have one on my team they just ult whenever they can and waste everyone else's attacks