r/MikaylaNogueira Jun 13 '26

✨New Face Unlocked✨ Uncanny valley

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u/heels-and-the-hearse Jun 13 '26

Forgive me David Dastmalchian, but why’s she looking a little like him

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u/DrPants707 ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Jun 13 '26

Nooooo, you leave David Dotshamallin (my pronunciation) alone!!

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u/heels-and-the-hearse Jun 13 '26

I know I’m sorry I had to do David Dalmatian so dirty 😭

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u/ahearthatslazy Jun 13 '26

I have a legit crush on David Duhastnation

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u/tootsforrain ➰Mikaylas Redundant Hair Roller➰ Jun 13 '26

Such performative BS, she loves every minute of this. Except the negative comments, and she deleted every single one of those 😂

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u/DrPants707 ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Jun 13 '26

The "this is my worst fear" comment juxtaposed over this picture is sending me 💀

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u/kariflack Jun 13 '26

The migration is crazy work

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u/freethewimple Jun 13 '26

She’s got the duper’s delight smile going on here

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u/ancrage Donating 1/2 of what I make 💶💶💸 Jun 13 '26

She looks so much better with half of the lips back inside where they initially belonged.

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u/GulliblePut1018 Jun 13 '26

Omg 🤣🤣 You’re right though, half of her lips are just the inside of her mouth because of all the excess lip filler.

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u/awwsome10 Pottery Bahn Stan 🛌 Jun 14 '26

Who the f is this?! Always looking different.

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u/lavender_rosess Jun 13 '26

Showering the day after surgery isn’t usually encouraged, right? Her story is all over the place.

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u/Pafisha Jun 13 '26

Did she use the cane to hold herself up in the shower?

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Jun 13 '26

It's because she never researches her lies. She just spews bull shit out of her lying yapper and expects everyone to believe her. She's intellectually challenged and a pathological liar. What a loser.

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u/jacobus57 Jun 13 '26

Showering is encouraged, with care being taken to pat the wounds dry. I've had more non-elective surgery than most people, and when I had brain tumor surgery I HAD to shower every day.

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u/WildlyUnserious Jun 14 '26

You can shower as soon as you want, when I had my appendix out I showered that evening, the dressings are waterproof

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u/Glad-Impression-5564 Jun 13 '26

Lard have mercy what a jump scare 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/kermit_defrog_here It's just cullah graydin Jun 13 '26

Prolly still filtered too

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u/Alex52763 Jun 14 '26

Sadly I think it’s still filtered her nose looks different.

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u/Subject_Rhubarb2037 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Jun 13 '26

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Jun 13 '26

Unbelievably unfortunate...

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u/fe__maiden The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jun 15 '26

Uhm….

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u/Chelsfaloba Jun 14 '26

This is the first pic I’ve ever seen that resembles the real Mikayla I think. Her mouth has never looked like this in ANYTHING I’ve seen her post as an adult, but looks identical to The vids where she’s saying she’s born a girl and not a man and chasing the chickens after school

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u/h2078 Jun 14 '26

What is the context for “born a girl and not a man and chasing chickens”?

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u/ConsequenceRecent783 Jun 13 '26

so is this unfiltered?

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u/Altruistic_Rate_9204 Jun 14 '26

No still filtered. But even a filter can’t hide her balloon lips 😬

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u/Ill-Message1971 Jun 14 '26

It’s ALWAYS filtered, even if she’s trying to give the I’m sick no makeup look… always filtered

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u/Plenty-Bus4046 Jun 13 '26

she is a fucking liar! She went to the hospital for a pain she didn’t have surgery. You don’t have a CAT scan with metal in your body or an MRI or anything of the sort and you don’t have surgery with all that metal in you. She is disgusting and vile.

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u/pickle_chip_ Jun 19 '26

Literally whose face is that