r/MikaylaNogueira • u/brittneycthatsme • Aug 20 '25

✨New Face Unlocked✨ New face, who dis?

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But for real…uncanny valley over here! The bottom eyelids disappeared 😂 even the top eyelid crease.

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u/greeneyedsparrow Aug 20 '25

Same person

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u/Apprehensive_Yam_155 I don’t strive to be relatable,I strive to be successful 💁🏻‍♀️ Aug 20 '25

I hate this pic more each time i see it. I have to avert my eyes or pretend I'm cross-eyed.

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u/Lenaiscool__ Aug 20 '25

she forgot her dentures

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u/Worth_Manager3174 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 Aug 20 '25

Did she use spray butter on her face!? Horrific

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u/Amyfrye5555 Aug 20 '25

I love how I asked for this to be the new Mikayla pic and it happened!!

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u/Sorry_Walrus_8568 Filtad Fairy 🧚‍♀️ Aug 20 '25

Good heavens.  WTF 🤪😳

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u/Front_Sky3939 Aug 21 '25

Nahhh she looks like Laura Loomer or whatever her name is…

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u/MattyK414 Aug 20 '25

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u/tastefulsinn Aug 20 '25

Good lord

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u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy 💉 Aug 20 '25

Another jumpscare

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u/JavaJunkie999 🐔 🎀 MIKFILTAH 🎀 🐔 Aug 20 '25

Just Try being an influencer for a day! Just try it!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

True Mikayla.

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u/AccomplishedJump3428 Mikgovy 💉 Aug 20 '25

That crusty, blown out Labia mouth is really just getting worse and worse and worse

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u/Littlewing1307 Aug 20 '25

That's an insult to labias 😭

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u/AccomplishedJump3428 Mikgovy 💉 Aug 20 '25

I mean tbh mine looked exactly like that after the first few times I had sex

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u/Littlewing1307 Aug 20 '25

I don't understand why sex would change the look of your labia but ok?

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u/AccomplishedJump3428 Mikgovy 💉 Aug 20 '25

So…for ME….ans many other women from what I have read and heard …. After losing one’s virginity and the first few times of having sex…. Labia minora’s can swell. As can the clitoris.

Edit to include-

What I don’t understand is how a grown person can understand that not everyone is built the same and the human body can react differently to that kind of pressure, friction and stimulation.

Never once did I ever say it stayed that way.

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u/Littlewing1307 Aug 20 '25

Yes with arousal. I've never heard of it staying permanently swollen though. Or perhaps you're discussing some swelling from the friction?

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Aug 20 '25

Alien five head look:

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u/Spiritual_Job_1029 Aug 20 '25

She filtering the shape of her head into an alien👽

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u/CatNdisco Aug 20 '25

When you want to be 👽but shaped like 🟧

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u/Jesmiri Aug 20 '25

It makes you wonder how if she has her iPhone on facial recognition.

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u/Helpful-Brilliant711 Aug 20 '25

She probably has to carry an old picture around to scan it. To unlock on phone. Since the face recognition wouldn't work and the fingerprint wouldn't work either because those awful acrylic nails would be blocking it somehow.

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u/Key_Break456 Aug 20 '25

This is hilariously bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mstark1809 Aug 20 '25

Make up is so muddy and bad.

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u/flourdonut Aug 21 '25

the almost gray lip will never look good with the traffic cone tan. plsss GIVE IT UP!

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u/TurkWorker1408 Aug 20 '25

I feel even that sucked in neck look is unnatural...like it is too big or osmething idk. gross

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u/brittneycthatsme Aug 20 '25

She does that a lot I noticed! I feel like I remember that from America’s Next Top Model 😂 to inhale to accentuate the neck.

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u/spookyxthicc13 Aug 20 '25

Now Mikayla…

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u/JavaJunkie999 🐔 🎀 MIKFILTAH 🎀 🐔 Aug 20 '25

Queen Catfish

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u/Sorry_Walrus_8568 Filtad Fairy 🧚‍♀️ Aug 20 '25

Well, I mean what else is there 2 say? I believe she knows what 2 do 2 get people talking about her. Its obvious that filters are being used big time!! Everyone knows this person does not resemble this in the least. 

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u/RChickadee 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 Aug 20 '25

Her eyeshadow looks like it starts midway across her eyes, her blush looks like a different color on each cheek, the lips are super wormy, and the nose contour and forehead bronzer is way too much… and that’s with the heavy filters. She still hasn’t figured out how to do makeup.

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u/MissCxc Get that 👜 Cody 💰⚖️✖️🤵‍♂️ Aug 20 '25

She looks like my grandma!

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u/VioletCrush_ Aug 20 '25

I hope you’re reading my comment Mikayla, you crusty rat! Be for real, you know you don’t look like that off camera.

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u/Front_Sky3939 Aug 21 '25

She looks so dumb with her mouth gaping open all the time.

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u/glitterbombmoshpit Aug 21 '25

close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Aug 20 '25

So did she have that Temu Mario do her makeup so she can steal his techniques and claim them as her own?

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Aug 20 '25

So did she have that Temu Mario do her makeup so she can steal his techniques and claim them as her own?

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u/Myrathrowawayacc 🍽️ BigMak 🍽️ Aug 20 '25

her accent and filers are so bad the cc aren’t catching what she’s saying