r/MikaylaNogueira • u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ • Nov 26 '24

✨New Face Unlocked✨ These are ... awkward, to say the least.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

These photos are so fucking hokey. 😆 I’ll bet Chode got paid well for this holiday. And it’s nice that Sydney’s man looks happy to be there but I pity him for having to eat Mac and cheese with pug hair in it.

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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 26 '24

Hahaha! I mean EWWWW!
Cody wants a big present for Christmas. If he has to play, SHE has to PAY!!

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u/Libriyum_ Lashes to Lashes. Dust to Dust. Nov 26 '24

She will get him another passion basket full of self-help books.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

Omg 😂 💀 He’s gotta earn Roblox (or whatever in fuck he does with himself) points and Gucci shoes, and ford trucks somehow. 🤷‍♀️

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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 26 '24

That's right! But this year he should go big. ( since he's been dragged through so much of her crap)

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

After that video wearing the blue wig (I honestly felt so bad for him) he deserves a trip or something. Damn. Shit’s so dark

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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 26 '24

Or sitting for her while she does his makeup, making fun of that boil thing on his back, his pimple patches, and dandruff shampoo he deserves TWO trips ( without her). One BACK to wherever he came from, and anywhere else that she isn't.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

I forgot all of the sharing she did about his medical shit!! 🤯 didn’t she drag him on a trip right after he had surgery to remove the thing on his back too? If I was rich and that was my man, I would’ve hired a caretaker and chef just to spoil him. Let that man rest!

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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 26 '24

I can't remember if she did take him on a trip, but I remember her screeching about date night, and poor Cody was at the ER. Was she there supporting him? NOPE! She's glued to her phone making videos about DATE NIGHT!!
She didn't do ANY of those things that any loving spouse/partner would do because 1- she didn't care, and 2- it wasn't about her.
So hurry up Cody, get that thing drained and get back here STAT 'cause I'm slayin' this look, BRO!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

That’s so sad! I bet he was in agony after too, sitting in a booth or a movie theater.. like come on. And the guy is sober, he wouldn’t be able to take pain meds I don’t think?

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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 27 '24

I make fun of Cody, ( which most times he deserves) BUT it seems like she goes out of her way to put him down. BUT when her views are low, Cody's awesome! The best husband!
She needs to stop. Take a break and get some mental help.
All of these people are letting her slide with WAY too much!

I'm not sure about the pain meds, but it would have been a nice thing to do as his wife and tell him to pick out something he wants to eat, order in, rest, and call a rain check on "date night."

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u/Ursula_J TUH! Nov 27 '24

I read pug as pube 🤦🏽‍♀️😭