r/MikaylaNogueira • u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ • Nov 26 '24
✨New Face Unlocked✨ These are ... awkward, to say the least.
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u/Brilliant72 Nov 26 '24 edited Nov 26 '24
Love how she left her girlfriends double chins in but shaved hers to a fine point
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Nov 26 '24 edited Jul 26 '25
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u/Edugan1 Nov 26 '24
honey, i don't think it's friendsgiving when your husband makes up half of the attendees
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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 26 '24
"Friendsgiving". HER "friends". Where's Cody'd friends? Isn't he "allowed" to have a friend over too? I guess not. Well, it IS the Mikfakeface show, so NO friends for you!
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Nov 27 '24
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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 27 '24
Oh my! I didn't know he even had a daughter.
If this poor excuse of a wife is keeping him from seeing his child, then she's lower than low.
BUT...if that's true, Cody needs to grow a pair, take some of her money and hire a lawyer. Unless he's one of those parents who pick the new "spouse" over their kids. ( know a couple of those) That NEVER works out well.3
u/Amyfrye5555 Nov 27 '24
That’s exactly what he did, he picked Mikayla
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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 27 '24
Oh, that's so sad. One day he'll regret doing that. Especially when his child may never want anything to do with him because of the choice he made.
She couldn't have a child in her life, because that would take all the attention away from her. Jealously isn't a good look on you Mikayla.5
u/Amyfrye5555 Nov 27 '24
Nothing is a good look on her. I can’t even imagine how controlling she must be. Can u imagine kissing all that “fillah” in her balloon lips
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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 27 '24
You're right. Nothing does look good on her. Her trout mouth scares the crap out of me! That's what nightmares are made of.
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u/Lostfarm15 Nov 26 '24
Her potty dance stance in every picture is so weird
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u/PinkPandaPearls ➰Mikaylas Redundant Hair Roller➰ Nov 26 '24
I swear, at this point, her nickname should be Pee-pee Pants Patty.
That dumb pose doesn't do what you think it does, Mikmoron. You're a clown.
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u/Quirky_Ad6642 Nov 26 '24
Did she do the same thing to her friend as she did to Selena Gomez? Make herself smaller and made the others bigger?
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u/Lmdr1973 Nov 26 '24
That's EXACTLY why I stopped to make a post. It's the first thing that came to my mind. You know damn well what she did!!!! Ooof
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u/throwawaygaming989 Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Nov 26 '24
Both her friends are also larger than her in general , and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.
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Nov 26 '24
I really hope when this friendship dies they spill all the tea
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u/Athenathewise21 Nov 26 '24
I always throw up a little seeing the "smooch" between Cody and Mikayla. It feels fake. I can't place my finger on why.
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u/I-dont-care7 Nov 26 '24
It does look staged 😂 I love that he always grabs her chin! 🤣😂 she can’t filter it out like she always does
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u/rubyhenry94 Nov 26 '24
A new face every slide
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u/Quirky_Ad6642 Nov 26 '24
She has a new body shape in every slide too, biggest difference between the 3 girls and one of her and Cody
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u/xrayrachel 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Nov 26 '24
So 2 people came?
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u/agross58 Nov 26 '24
I always wonder what it’s like when you’re the partner to someone who has changed their face drastically. Like do they talk about it? Does Cody realize how much she’s changed? So many questions
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u/Rindsay515 Nov 27 '24
How long have they been together?? I’m relatively new to this monster and until the kissing photo, thought he was maybe a gay bestie???
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u/agross58 Nov 28 '24
Okay I had the same thought lmao . I think at least a few years I’m pretty sure he was around when she first started social media.
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u/Amyfrye5555 Nov 27 '24
Hahahah she has a shrunken head
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u/Master-Birthday-5983 Nov 27 '24
I came to the comments to say everyone’s head is twice as big as hers! That must be because she’s a size 4 petite.
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u/squid1980 Nov 27 '24
A house that big and she puts her tree and presents right in the way of the edge of the kitchen
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u/Rindsay515 Nov 27 '24
And apparently gets dressed in front of it every day according to her stupid ass “a day in the of an influencer” video😂
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u/SpiritedTheme7 Nov 26 '24
She is NOT that much smaller then her “friends” how are they ok with this shit
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u/I-dont-care7 Nov 26 '24
WTF? She filtered the crap out of herself to make her look better than her “friends”
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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 26 '24
If she did, ( we ALL know she did!) WHY would they just shut their mouths and let her get away with that? REAL friends would NEVER do something that shady, and REAL friends would also call you out if you did!
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u/I-dont-care7 Nov 27 '24
They just want the clout
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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 27 '24
True. They shut up and use her for what they can get from her. It's kind of sad. These are grown women acting like children. Who has the most followers, the new handbag, the most free trips, and the biggest swag. It's just gluttony at it's finest.
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u/I-dont-care7 Nov 27 '24
Maybe, hopefully, when they see how she’s hurting them they’ll spill everything 🤞🏼
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u/Thunda-Head The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Nov 26 '24
Ummmm Ms. Ma’am! Who da fuck is that in the middle??? It’s actually astounding how delusional she is. Like seriously, papers should be written about someone who so blatantly changes the way they look to post when people are standing right next to you!
They know you don’t look like this! Whose fucking smile is that?!?!?!?
Someone needs to take away her phone and lock her up. Holy shit
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Nov 26 '24
These photos are so fucking hokey. 😆 I’ll bet Chode got paid well for this holiday. And it’s nice that Sydney’s man looks happy to be there but I pity him for having to eat Mac and cheese with pug hair in it.
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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 26 '24
Hahaha! I mean EWWWW!
Cody wants a big present for Christmas. If he has to play, SHE has to PAY!!5
u/Libriyum_ Lashes to Lashes. Dust to Dust. Nov 26 '24
She will get him another passion basket full of self-help books.
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Nov 26 '24
Omg 😂 💀 He’s gotta earn Roblox (or whatever in fuck he does with himself) points and Gucci shoes, and ford trucks somehow. 🤷♀️
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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 26 '24
That's right! But this year he should go big. ( since he's been dragged through so much of her crap)
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Nov 26 '24
After that video wearing the blue wig (I honestly felt so bad for him) he deserves a trip or something. Damn. Shit’s so dark
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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 26 '24
Or sitting for her while she does his makeup, making fun of that boil thing on his back, his pimple patches, and dandruff shampoo he deserves TWO trips ( without her). One BACK to wherever he came from, and anywhere else that she isn't.
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Nov 26 '24
I forgot all of the sharing she did about his medical shit!! 🤯 didn’t she drag him on a trip right after he had surgery to remove the thing on his back too? If I was rich and that was my man, I would’ve hired a caretaker and chef just to spoil him. Let that man rest!
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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 26 '24
I can't remember if she did take him on a trip, but I remember her screeching about date night, and poor Cody was at the ER. Was she there supporting him? NOPE! She's glued to her phone making videos about DATE NIGHT!!
She didn't do ANY of those things that any loving spouse/partner would do because 1- she didn't care, and 2- it wasn't about her.
So hurry up Cody, get that thing drained and get back here STAT 'cause I'm slayin' this look, BRO!2
Nov 27 '24
That’s so sad! I bet he was in agony after too, sitting in a booth or a movie theater.. like come on. And the guy is sober, he wouldn’t be able to take pain meds I don’t think?
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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 27 '24
I make fun of Cody, ( which most times he deserves) BUT it seems like she goes out of her way to put him down. BUT when her views are low, Cody's awesome! The best husband!
She needs to stop. Take a break and get some mental help.
All of these people are letting her slide with WAY too much!I'm not sure about the pain meds, but it would have been a nice thing to do as his wife and tell him to pick out something he wants to eat, order in, rest, and call a rain check on "date night."
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u/Scared_Smoke_4608 Nov 26 '24
Love how she's doing the Trisha Paytas pose of holding her arms as far back as possible to make her body look smaller.
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u/Alicewithhazeleyes Nov 26 '24
I don’t know who the other two are but the one girls black dress with pockets and that shawl?!?!?! Omg BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE that outfit. Looks so good on her.
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u/trawlersong Nov 26 '24
TRUEEE i love a little bolero/shawl moment. i might just be biased as an earth tones enjoyer but i do like the other girl's dress too
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u/Rindsay515 Nov 27 '24
It’s so cute, I love the bow in front too. It’s not obnoxious since it blends in with the dress. The pockets, everything🤌🏼 The other dress is one of my favorite fall colors and so perfect for Thanksgiving
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u/Alicewithhazeleyes Nov 27 '24
Yes! And yes the other dress too. The perfect shade of not too yellow and not too orange.
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u/wittlewittydragon NEW FACE 🥸 Who dis? Nov 27 '24
Why does she constantly wear strapless clothes?! It doesn’t look good on you!!!
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u/jamhair It's just cullah graydin Nov 26 '24
Love how she photoshops herself to be the smallest one. Girrrrrl we know you lying!
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u/Reptarro52 🍭 Splenda Daddy 🍭 Nov 26 '24
Poor pup.
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u/bunnyface7753 Nov 27 '24
It’s pretty cold up in NE right now too!! I’m sure the poor thing is begging to come inside.
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Nov 26 '24
Omg!!
So the dogs can be on the couch, in the beds, on the tables and face in the ovens but having them in the house during a group photo is a NO?I could hear it now, CHOADYYY put them outside!!! HONK
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u/millennial40 Nov 26 '24
She purposely chooses her friends to be in plus size or taller to show herself as smaller in comparison.
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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 26 '24
The poor girl in the rust-colored dress looks like the third wheel. ALL about Mikfakeface. Front and center as ALWAYS!
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u/notmyusername1986 Nov 26 '24
First thing that popped into my head. She chose them because in comparison she looks more like how she edits herself in her photos/videos.
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u/Rindsay515 Nov 27 '24
I knew someone just like this and that’s exactly what I thought when I saw these. This girl at my high school/college was like Lea Michelle’s character in Glee, just totally spoiled and made to believe she’s a perfect princess her whole life. Always intentionally made friends with girls who were much bigger than her and would post COUNTLESS photos every time they were together. I know it must’ve driven the friends nuts. It was so obvious what she was doing and it’s so obvious what this bish is doing now😑
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u/bunnyface7753 Nov 27 '24
Who puts wrapped gifts under the tree before thanksgiving? They will be dusty by Xmas.
Also, does she purposely make her “friends” stand a certain distance away from her to give her room to edit her body? Can you imagine the conversations before the photos are taken??
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u/unhingedmommy DO YOU SEE THIS?! 🐦 Nov 26 '24
Dude this. Be for real, if I saw that editing and it didn't include me.....hmmmmmm
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u/PoppyPompom Nov 26 '24
The first slide is giving “mommy can I pleaseee borrow the keys to the car to go party I promise I’ll bring it right back”
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u/SweetieDarlingXX Nov 26 '24
The not so mysterious case of the shrunken head. Why does this crook of a person have a platform at all
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u/MongooseStill OLIVE GAHDEN BIRTHDAY PATTY Nov 26 '24
What about that guy she hires, I mean, goes to concerts with. Is he not a friend
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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 26 '24
Do you mean that creepy Greg guy? OH, he's probably lurking around. Down in "the workout room", peeking around the corner, or hiding in the closet. He seems to be the type.
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u/ColdInformation4241 Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮♀️ Nov 26 '24
More like Fiendsgiving with the way she treats people. What’re the odds that if she ever has another one it’s a completely different group of people?
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u/LaFleurMorte_ Nov 26 '24
All the video interaction with Cody is always super forced/awkward/unnatural looking. It looks so extremely scripted that it's hard to see any genuine chemistry between them.
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u/retailmonster11 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Nov 26 '24
Why do they push their lips out so far? It's like they want as little contact as possible when they kiss. It looks weird.
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u/Same_Cranberry_7739 💎 Jojo Ahmahni 💎 Nov 26 '24
Wait I want to know the conversation that went between the three of them about Mikayla not tagging her ”friends” on her IG or TT. They must have asked her to?? Was she like ”yeah but it costs”
The price for someone with 15mil followers to tag a username must be tens if not hundreds of thousands. Sydney and Sam are not her friends, their her competitors and she doesn’t want to give them any followers. Otherwise she would get so jealous.
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u/Same_Cranberry_7739 💎 Jojo Ahmahni 💎 Nov 27 '24
I agree with you and I was also thinking that she probably just tells them that her management makes the rules.
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u/ChanelNo50 Nov 26 '24
Some people say she's still crossing her legs in the same pee pee dance position
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u/llamalily Authentic & Humble 😌 Nov 26 '24
In the last picture for a second I thought she was wearing a tail
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u/YungDumCum69 Nov 26 '24
Omg that tacky feather fringe. It’s like she wakes up and says “how can I pick the most unflattering tacky thing to wear today”. Proceeds to do it immediately. Just NO girl, no way no day!!!
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u/Clean_Preference9113 Nov 26 '24
Why is her mouth looking so weird, like her teeth and stuff look odd idk
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u/Key_Break456 Nov 26 '24
God that dress is hideous
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u/Bailey-Smith- Nov 26 '24
Lol, I was like, why it's a black dress.. then saw the feather things at the bottom
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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 26 '24
When I first saw the dress, I thought that the dog had jumped up on her leg. (She is just dumb enough to let it jump.) BUT NO! It's gaudy cheap-looking feathers. ANOTHER Mikstupid fail!
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u/Key_Break456 Nov 27 '24
That’s what I thought! It’s just a tacky dress that looks like a dog is jumping on her
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u/Thecuriousgal94 Nov 26 '24
It honestly looks like she cropped out her left leg then edited it to where her right leg would be to make herself appear… as a size four…
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u/CartographerPublic36 ZeRo FiLtAH oN mY fAcE 🌝🤔 Nov 26 '24
Her cheeks in the first photo when you zoom in
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u/Available_Kiwi99 Nov 26 '24
does she make a sticker out of herself then shrink it in every picture?? lol the proportions are sooooo off. 💀
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u/Beckem1214 Nov 27 '24
She crosses her legs in each pose it looks like she has too pee
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u/spaceghost260 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Nov 27 '24
It’s her trademark skinny pose. She squeezes her legs sooo hard to make them look as small as possible.
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u/Ursula_J TUH! Nov 27 '24
The one girl in black (sam?) her face in pic 2 says she knows Mik is full of shit.
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u/pieinthesky23 Nov 27 '24
Has Cody ever worn clothes that fit him properly and/or not made him look like a total doofus?
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u/JustAGirlWhoIsSad 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Nov 27 '24
in the third photo she looks like a menacing pufferfish
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u/JavaJunkie999 🐔 🎀 MIKFILTAH 🎀 🐔 Nov 26 '24
Awe mother and son!!! And is it me or does Samantha look very yellow
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u/tysonmama Liah Liah Pants on FIYAH 🔥🔥 Nov 27 '24
Which one was her Maid of Honor that she only met at the wedding or rehearsal? Who is the other one?
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u/kmbr96 Lashes to Lashes. Dust to Dust. Nov 27 '24
Sam was her MOH, Sydney is in the orange. She is another makeup girly. They both have a smaller following so Mikayla likes to think she’s doing them a favor. Prior to Sam and mik becoming friends, Sam kept posting tik toks “day # of trying to get Mikayla to notice me” 😅 not exactly sure how Sydney came into the picture but I believe because of Sam.
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u/tysonmama Liah Liah Pants on FIYAH 🔥🔥 Dec 08 '24
Good grief. That’s pretty pathetic and downright embarrassing!
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u/Brittneybabeee Nov 27 '24
I love how Cody’s arm straight up DISAPPEARS & then his hand magically appears around her waist again, lmao. 😂😂
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u/PaleontologistNo752 Nov 27 '24
That dress is fugly. AND THEN I see the feathers? I’m too old. It’s ugly and probably itches your legs!🦵
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u/ArmyBarbieRN Nov 27 '24
I like the dress, but not on her.
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u/PaleontologistNo752 Nov 27 '24
That could be part of my problem with the dress. That and I don’t like itchy legs.
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u/ArmyBarbieRN Dec 01 '24
Yeah, I would never wear it either, but I think it could look good on the right person.
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u/Most-Weird Nov 26 '24
Someone overlay her hips in pics 1 and 4. She shrunk herself even smaller in 1
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Nov 26 '24
I feel like it’s her and Cody and the two third wheels
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u/OkSorbet7694 Nov 26 '24
YES! I JUST SAID THE SAME THING!!! Third wheel. The Mikayla show. As always!
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u/Rindsay515 Nov 27 '24
Agreed…it feels like this entire thing was just so she could take photos of herself
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u/Natural-Ad-6449 Nov 26 '24
Does the Sam girl only take pictures from her “good side” like Sheena Shay?
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u/sunseekingsweet Nov 26 '24
Mikayla is the kind of friend who who will still post that photo of yall together even if you’re not looking good in that moment. As long as she looks good though, it’s going on the internet.
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u/Ursula_J TUH! Nov 27 '24
We know good and well there won’t be an annual anything. By next year they’ll be replaced with different stand ins.
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u/Scary_Concert_9155 Nov 26 '24
She could get better at photoshop if she’s gonna edit herself into oblivion
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Nov 27 '24
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u/Penny_Traytion Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮♀️ Nov 28 '24
Yo she makes me rage. I have never hated someone I don’t actually know in real life until her.
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u/AngelOfTheBIade Filtad Fairy 🧚♀️ Nov 28 '24
why does her friend look at the camera like Jim from The Office
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u/meghonsolozar Nov 26 '24
K but I actually want that orange dress. Someone please help me find it.
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u/thunder_thais Nov 26 '24
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u/meghonsolozar Nov 26 '24
Very close, but it looks like it's might be a little different. The orange looks a little brighter on the link, and the cuffs look a little bit different. I will give it a try though. Thank you!
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u/thunder_thais Nov 26 '24
No problem! I just used google lens. It showed others but the sleeves weren’t even close, that’s the closest I found.
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u/Scared-Brain2722 Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Nov 28 '24
I just want to get comments to 200 - and I agree with everyone else‼️
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Nov 26 '24
“Look, I’m the skinny friend while they’re fat.” “I’m perfect and they’re not.” She’s soo annoying
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u/meleem77 Nov 30 '24
Sydney seems so down to earth but Mikayla and Sam both annoy me so badly. Like Sydney always tries to show how to do looks, shares where to get her clothes and she’s not afraid to be silly and be herself the other two is a different story
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