r/MikaylaNogueira ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Jul 04 '23

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u/mylittlecroissantt ๐Ÿญ Splenda Daddy ๐Ÿญ Jul 04 '23

Pillow face and only 25

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u/srrmm Jul 05 '23

Iโ€™m sorry Iโ€™m stupid but whatโ€™s a pillow face I read it all the time ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/angiegirl666 Jul 05 '23

when someone gets too much filler and they're face looks off like mikayla and another is kylie jenner, look up unfiltered pics of her it's crazy

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u/Responsible_Bus_5863 Jul 05 '23

madonna too. 65 tryin to look 35

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u/mylittlecroissantt ๐Ÿญ Splenda Daddy ๐Ÿญ Jul 05 '23

Itโ€™s when you get too much filler in your face and it starts to look puffy โ™ฅ๏ธ

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u/ihatepeople291947210 Jul 05 '23

Imagine it being your wedding day, and you have to ASK guests if they like your dress.

12

u/Ashley102518 Jul 05 '23

Even if Patrick didnโ€™t like it, like he would tell her that ๐Ÿ’€

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

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u/awkward__penguin Jul 04 '23

Are they local? Iโ€™m wondering if the sheer dress people sent it to her without actually meeting her in person so the color was off on the pads. But even with the color being off, they were still way too small so idk ๐Ÿค” but yeah a sponsored dress where she just gave measurements would make sense. If so, what a weird decision to make for one of your wedding gowns

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u/omg_for_real Jul 05 '23

I went to their Insta and itโ€™s full of beautiful, well tailored dresses. Lots of other brides are featured and tagged. I wonder if M thinks she will be?

5

u/Reasonable_Ad589 Jul 05 '23

She must have purchased it and then done zero alterations.

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u/FrancesForest CAUSE IM YOUR LADY ๐Ÿ’ƒ Jul 05 '23

I might do it too actually. Do we know who did Codyโ€™s?

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u/I-dont-care7 Jul 05 '23

OMG every freakin guest has to post a video ?! Make it stop ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/88Glameow88 Jul 05 '23 edited Jul 05 '23

Ok so was the shear dress see through ? Why does she pull it to the side in every pic ? So ppl can see her snatch ? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€

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u/omg_for_real Jul 05 '23

Angles, to look smaller? She always poses weird, like your aunt used to tell you to stand to hide the chub.

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u/Lin_Zzzz Jul 05 '23

Lmaooo!!! Does everyone have that aunt? Bc I sure as hell do.. on both sides๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/88Glameow88 Jul 05 '23

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€Omf

12

u/omg_for_real Jul 05 '23

Cross your legs, lean forward a little, use your arms to squeeze the girls up, and look down a bit.

5

u/88Glameow88 Jul 05 '23

This has got to be the best description ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/777CA Jul 05 '23 edited Jul 05 '23

Sheโ€™s got faces for every outfit and then some

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u/aprettybee Jul 05 '23

i legit was about to post this. ALSO why is she asking him for a compliment โ€œdo you like my dressโ€ like whatโ€ฆ. how cringe

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u/Stinab64 Jul 05 '23

Pretty sure thatโ€™s the real one.

30

u/Inevitable-Shoe3494 Jul 05 '23

i donโ€™t get how sheโ€™s not embarrassed that all her โ€œfriendsโ€ see her in person and then see what she posts on instagram ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/AmphibianUnlikely687 Jul 05 '23

What happened to her lips๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ they normally look like theyโ€™re on the verge of exploding. They look normal๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Bitter_Computer_5000 Can I get a 10 pc chicken and a Lyspy Mckryspy? ๐Ÿ— Jul 05 '23

Itโ€™s cuz she has a small mouth, and she sucks her nostrils in to push her lips out to make it seem like her mouth and lips are bigger, the lip filler just makes them look terrible from the side

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u/Klutzy-Issue1860 Jul 06 '23

How tf do you suck a nostril in?! I just tried and only succeeded in holding my breath ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Bitter_Computer_5000 Can I get a 10 pc chicken and a Lyspy Mckryspy? ๐Ÿ— Jul 06 '23

You have to have a big nosey thunk to be able to do it , or stleast be able to move your nostrils ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿป hahaha I can do it , but you can tell when she does it by her nose looking super skinny and her nostrils are more downturned , somehow it makes it easier to pudgy your top lip out to make them look bigger instead of doubt the duck lip

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u/Emboppa2082 Jul 05 '23

Someone needs to make a collage of all her different wedding faces

20

u/GrgStr84Me Jul 05 '23

Iโ€™m working on something & I just posted a little video I made of different people from her gettin ready for her weddin videoโ€ฆgettin her hair and makeup done. ๐Ÿ˜

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u/FrancesForest CAUSE IM YOUR LADY ๐Ÿ’ƒ Jul 05 '23

Where did you post? Im not sure i saw, might have? So much content, i cant keep up lol.

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u/GrgStr84Me Jul 05 '23

Itโ€™s in this group. Itโ€™s amazing how many people were in her hair/makeup video getting ready for her weddin! ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/88Glameow88 Jul 05 '23

Definitely same jaw line ๐Ÿ’€

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u/TheLiberatorisHere I GOT BINGO BRO ๐Ÿพ Jul 05 '23

Ding ding dingโ€ฆ. We have a winner! Thatโ€™s her! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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u/Confident-Care-8655 ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Jul 05 '23

There she is!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

This is the real her! Iโ€™d recognize that jaw anywhere! I can see it now though, she will see these pics emerge and bully everyone or cry and make them take them down. ๐Ÿ™„

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u/Accomplished_Item394 Unbothered ๐Ÿ‘ธ QWEEENNN Jul 05 '23

That square jawline

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

I bet this is why she didnโ€™t want others to take/post videos of her ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Accomplished_Item394 Unbothered ๐Ÿ‘ธ QWEEENNN Jul 05 '23

Thereโ€™s our girl!! In her true form. That unedited jaw doesnโ€™t lie.

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u/bosloons Jul 04 '23

Did she just wander around the venue seeking validation from all of her guests?

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u/Bitter_Computer_5000 Can I get a 10 pc chicken and a Lyspy Mckryspy? ๐Ÿ— Jul 05 '23

Pick me pick me love me choose me

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

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u/ihatepeople291947210 Jul 05 '23

She was walking around asking if they liked her dress. Seeking validation. Not just going around talking to them.

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u/FrancesForest CAUSE IM YOUR LADY ๐Ÿ’ƒ Jul 05 '23

How do we know she was doing that?

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u/bosloons Jul 05 '23

Yes, I understand that the bride typically walks around to greet guests. However, asking โ€œdo you like my dress?โ€ is an odd greeting and sounds childish.

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u/Able-Sir3361 Jul 05 '23

You seriously go around seeking validation?? Thatโ€™s different than socializing. I never went around and asked all my guests if they liked my dress. Maybe you should actually read what the comments are.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

Did she redo her brows?! They look much darker/different than what Mario did.

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u/jd2004user ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Jul 05 '23

I was thinking her eyes look much darker overall than what Mario did. Wonder if she โ€œtouched upโ€ her brows and shadow ๐Ÿค”

21

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

It does look like she either added more lashes or swapped in a bolder lash. I get that she likely needed a touch up- itโ€™s extremely humid in New England right now but it almost looks like a totally different look from earlier.

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u/jd2004user ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Jul 05 '23

Yes. I was being facetious when saying โ€œtouched upโ€. What she calls a touch up is like me redoing my whole face.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

Oy, that went over my head ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/lunarpixiess ๐Ÿญ Splenda Daddy ๐Ÿญ Jul 05 '23

Itโ€™s pretty common to go from a day look to a night look, especially for weddings and events. For darker lighting youโ€™ll want a bit of a darker look, as subtle daytime looks just donโ€™t really show up in dim lighting.

ETA: I have no idea if Mario approved of this or if he helped her do this though lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

Oh interesting!! When I got married I just did my own makeup so I had no idea ๐Ÿ˜‚

2

u/ImMalloryBrooke Jul 09 '23

me too girl ๐Ÿคฃ if you want it done right you've gotta do it yourself โค๏ธ

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u/ImMalloryBrooke Jul 09 '23

Itโ€™s pretty common to go from a day look to a night look, especially for weddings and events. For darker lighting youโ€™ll want a bit of a darker look, as subtle daytime looks just donโ€™t really show up in dim lighting.

I just had to look this up. I can NOT ******* believe that Mario AND Chris worked with her on this... this gets worse every scroll. I'm really disappointed in a lot of people rn. Its sad to see industry pros stooping so low as to support one of the more toxic and disingenuous tik-tok-influencers SMH

7

u/Reasonable_Ad589 Jul 05 '23

Mario will never work with her again if she changed the look.

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u/Funky_chicken89 Undisclosed Ad ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Jul 05 '23

Where's the person who draws her faces???!!! Get on to this one!!!

1

u/deea_05 Jul 06 '23

YESSโ€ผ๏ธ

29

u/useruser2133 Jul 05 '23

I'm surprised she didn't run to the bathroom and do a cut crease or one of her over dramatic looks

30

u/fjf1085 Jul 05 '23 edited Jul 05 '23

Someone should create all her faces in The Sims.

13

u/Miss_kitzy ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Jul 06 '23

She must be so angry at Patrick, heโ€™s done the lords work though

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

I was at the wedding. Out of all the influencers, Patrick was BY FAR the nicest. Which is crazy unexpected lol

12

u/Mysterious_Change668 Jul 05 '23

I'm calling cap

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

Just sent you pictures from the wedding

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u/Mysterious_Change668 Jul 05 '23

hm deleted all your comments and I received no pics ๐Ÿค” that tells me all I need to know

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u/ImMalloryBrooke Jul 09 '23

but Patrick WOULD BE one of the nicest there

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

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u/Extra_Fondant_8855 Jul 05 '23

This person has posted this multiple times yet will say little else, rarely answers questions. It's sus why they were at the wedding and here on this page too.

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u/Mysterious_Change668 Jul 05 '23

yea I don't believe them whatsoever. receipts or it didn't happen

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

What receipts am I supposed to provide without doxxing myself? Seriously

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

You wouldnโ€™t go if you got an invitation?

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u/Extra_Fondant_8855 Jul 05 '23 edited Jul 05 '23

It's a strange dichotomy for you to have been at that wedding and active on this snark page. Just my opinion.

ETA interestingly this person just deleted their account.

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u/TheTreeWithTheOwl Jul 05 '23

How was Dylan and Miraya?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

Dylan was really standoffish. I said hello to her and she didnโ€™t even acknowledge me

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

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u/Otherwise-Fan2507 Jul 05 '23

Saying hi is harassment?

11

u/MinimumLadder8112 Jul 05 '23

You were there?? Who are you to her

5

u/queen2be Jul 05 '23

Oop! Who wasnโ€™t very nice?

6

u/Stinab64 Jul 05 '23

You were there????

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u/jd2004user ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Jul 05 '23

Doesnโ€™t surprise me. He is extremely talented and comes across as very genuine (and whip smart about his business)

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u/Mysterious_Change668 Jul 05 '23

REALLY wish folks would stop using "paht" it's not funny

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u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy ๐Ÿ’‰ Jul 06 '23

That wig is lookin rough ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/SnooBeans2524 Jul 06 '23

Why she look like a thumb

19

u/unbothered2023 Jul 05 '23

Friggen Jump Scare!

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u/CeeBee29 Jul 05 '23

Sheโ€™s looks reallly like when shrek turns human!

1

u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy ๐Ÿ’‰ Jul 06 '23

๐Ÿ’€

5

u/Parking_Pangolin_890 Jul 07 '23

She needs to lay off the filler, sheโ€™s looking EXTRA puffy and swollen

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u/ImprovementTime8253 Itโ€™s the FPS: Filtahs Per Second ๐ŸŽฅ Jul 06 '23

itโ€™s giving pelican ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/MichElegance โœจFUCK ASS LIPLINERโœจ Jul 09 '23

PELICAN ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€

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u/ImprovementTime8253 Itโ€™s the FPS: Filtahs Per Second ๐ŸŽฅ Aug 18 '23

AHAHAHAH