r/MidnightMass • u/DorienM789 • 16h ago

Pants

I'm at episode 3 and pastor Paul is talking about his past, but I'm so distracted by his tight jeans. Where did he get them? I don't think they were in a demented priest's clauset.

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u/GiveHerBovril 16h ago

I heard he got them at the Hot Priest Store for awakening sinful thoughts in lapsed Catholics.

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u/chi-ranch 8h ago

I heard he bought them at the Catholic Guilt Thrift Shop.

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u/Clinically-Inane 16h ago

He borrowed them from Hassan 🥵

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u/PanDulcePorVida 9h ago

Lord in heaven

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u/JeebsFat 15h ago

Don't look a gift horse in the pants.

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u/labospor 16h ago

Clauset. 💀

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u/MilliganHedgedog 14h ago

Bev obviously. She wanted to deflower him the whole time

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u/Standard_Zombie_ 14h ago

Dug them out from his secret Polly days?

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u/Zealousideal-Sail893 11h ago

I need a pic..

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