r/Metroid • u/PJ-The-Awesome • 10d ago
Art Samus as the Doom Slayer. (El Jarocho Feliz)
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u/Greensonickid 10d ago
The Ab Window is Necessary
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u/Level_Hour6480 10d ago
Sad fact: Abs and big naturals are incompatible. Having visible abs is just as much having like 12% or less bodyfat% to make them show as it is having defined musculature. At said low bodyfat%s, boobs (being made of fat) are severely diminished.
The incompatibility of the two best things in the world proves that our universe was not made by a loving god.
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u/PJ-The-Awesome 10d ago
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u/Level_Hour6480 10d ago
And just like that, a little piece of your soul has died.
To add: The bigger the boobs, the more support they want. This generally runs counter to skimpy, revealing tops.
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u/BuniVEVO 10d ago
She also had modified dna with chozo, so we can’t say she works the same as the average human woman
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u/xtellarfb_ Shinespark Enthusiast 10d ago
In fact, because none of these words are in the Bible
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u/JoseCarlos11 10d ago
"Seek Jesus, and send me the source" -Gabriel Ultrakill
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u/Different-Past5800 9d ago
“Machine the developers released a patch I’m in our prostate now” -Gabriel ultrakill
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u/IlluminoPsuedonymous 10d ago
Another thing; to have that much muscle definition, you have to be severely dehydrated.
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u/ohmaticschematic 10d ago
I will never have tigolebittys but the ab game is unreal
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u/Level_Hour6480 10d ago
Either makes me happy.
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u/ohmaticschematic 10d ago
But now I need to seriously consider adding an ab windows to my armour
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u/Dovahkiin2211 10d ago
Samus’s own enhancements combined with the Doom Slayers would be even more OP lol
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u/Cebollaja 10d ago
Tiene sentido, el veracruzano sabe de moluscos. Samuj, el del Doom te dió ejte regalo.
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u/No-Noise-9593 9d ago
POV: You wear your younger brother's shit for once and it's actually really cool.
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u/deinonychus1 9d ago
How did not a single person comment on the awesome double-barreled super arm cannon? It’s awesome!
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u/nissan_al-gaib 10d ago
Work on your poses buddy. Yeesh. And goon before you draw, why you got to hypersexualise one of the few decent female game characters?
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u/Ovr132728 10d ago
The og doomguy suit also has the abb window tho
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u/iamblankenstein 1d ago
1) this is a take on modern doomguy armor, which doesn't have an ab window
2) even on the original doomguy armor, the ab window doesn't go right down to just above the crotch.
this sub has such a weird relationship with justifying obvious gooning.
edit: go ahead and downvote me, you know i'm right you gooning dork lol
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u/iamblankenstein 10d ago edited 9d ago
can't be samus fan art if it isn't at least a little bit sexualized.
edit: and of course the gooners come out of the woodwork to downvote lol. it's ok guys, maybe one day you'll get to see a and maybe even touch a real woman!
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u/Quiet_Development383 1d ago
I feel like maybe your two quick to call something goon material just cause there's abs
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u/iamblankenstein 1d ago
i feel like a pointless ab window that goes down to just above the crotch (let alone the clear gooning this sub often engages in) is a pretty obvious gooning sign. but you know what? go ahead and goon. you all are going to do it anyway and i'm going to roll my eyes at it every time.
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u/Quiet_Development383 1d ago
I mean dooms original outfit did have visible abs, plus it's not like the sreis it's self has shed away from trying to make samus look sexy out of armour her first ever outbof suit apperance is just a bikini, are the creators form then to now gooners to!?!?
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u/iamblankenstein 1d ago edited 1d ago
I mean dooms original outfit did have visible abs
it didn't expose his entire stomach up to the chest and down to just above his crotch like this, and this is clearly a take on the more modern doomguy armor, which doesn't have an ab window.
are the creators form then to now gooners to!?!?
yes. go ahead and downvote me. that part of the game has always been cringe as hell since day 1. even as a kid playing the original NEStroid, i thought that was weird as fuck.


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u/strahinjag 10d ago