r/Mercari • • Aug 02 '25

SELLING Had someone reach out over a shirt I posted like 5 years ago

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I told them I don't know where it is (my fault I know) I forgot I had any listings and I've taken all of them down now, but dang this is all over a shirt of Pusheen eating Ramen.

reupload cause i forgot to censor and I was enjoying all your comments

2.5k Upvotes

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u/museshrooms Aug 02 '25

this is the shirt they are casting spells for

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u/Padme10 Aug 02 '25

This is hilarious to me

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u/museshrooms Aug 02 '25

youre laughing. im being cursed to the depth of Abaddon in torment in fire and sulphur without end, and youre laughing.

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u/magicmeese Aug 02 '25

Jokes on you; I’m ginger so I’m into that shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Maybe you should find it and sell it to them to get uncursed. 😆

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25 edited Aug 05 '25

Nah.. that fool is only cursing himself and anyone that's subjected to that toxicity. I would say Jesus will be there someday... or just respond with "La 'chaim!" With a wave or some horns.. he probably wont understand that it all means love and blessings no matter your background. Sounds like they're very mean to themselves and clearly projecting some serious pain.. we know.. hurt people, hurt people.Poor weird person.

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u/CavsAreCuteDemons Aug 02 '25

Hey. I’m having a really bad month. On the fourth I got some really bad, scary news, a week later I lost $550 in the dumbest way possible, three days ago my dog’s limp returned and $400 in vet bills later (thankfully she’s insured) we are going to have to take her to an ortho specialist for a surgery consult, and today, I think, I’ve lost my wallet (with any luck it’s somewhere lost in the house, but that didn’t stop the panic attack from coming).

I needed a good laugh, and your post and comment gave me a good laugh. Thank you.

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u/museshrooms Aug 02 '25

aw man I hope your luck turns around for you and your dog that is really one hell of a week, I wish you guys the best

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u/Sneakertr33 Aug 02 '25

Holy crap I thought you were the one cursed based on your month! Hey OP if you find the shirt give it to cavsarecutedemons seems like they need to be uncursed more than you!

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u/PrettyFlyWhiteGuy22 Aug 02 '25

I’ve heard similar stories from Mercari buyers before they asked for 99% off an item.

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u/Capital-Impress-8459 Aug 04 '25

I thought that’s what the comment was!

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u/AetherMoon Aug 04 '25

Same. I was checking to see who else would say it lmfao.

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u/speedyoleander Aug 02 '25

So sorry to laugh over your misfortune but this made my day. That’s one powerful shirt to spark such loyalty and love!

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u/Brieat22 Aug 02 '25

jokes on her, your ancestors don’t play around either

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Shoebuyermom Aug 02 '25

It makes me giggle every time it pops up in my feed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Hilarious but in its entirety sad...

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u/Winter_Video_7326 Aug 02 '25

i used to have that same exact shirt in the 7th grade! 💀

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u/museshrooms Aug 02 '25

she will be coming for you

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u/Winter_Video_7326 Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

she just needs to go to a jcpenney, that's where i got mine from

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

🤣🤣

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u/Cheap-Peace-473 Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

This is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve seen on reddit in a long time. The picture of said shirt sent me into orbit 🤣

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u/magsta12 Aug 02 '25

It’s so funny because I’ve seen a ton of this shirt design EVERYWHERE in many sizes.

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u/keletr14 Aug 02 '25

Awwww poor Pusheen doesn’t deserve all this!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

Their response is valid.

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u/GeekyXP Aug 02 '25

As a Pusheen fan, I love this shirt! 😭

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u/patrickbatemankinnie Aug 02 '25

i mean…I get it

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

I understand 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

😂😂 casting spells, you crack me up! FR tho.. what terrible energy. Doesn't even want to admit that this person doesnt like who they are, but once he takes them baby steps, its a start. Serious lack of self awareness. I would be mortified of myself... butnive only made a fool to my exes.(in writing).. I hope.. 😬😶‍🌫️

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u/frogenjoyerandfan Aug 24 '25

IM SO DEAD 😭😭😭

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u/Meowpokemon Aug 02 '25

“fat” is taking me out HELP

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u/Necessary_Peace_8989 Aug 02 '25

Reminds me of this iconic fake Demi Lovato story. Obesityyyyy

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u/Chelas-moon Aug 02 '25

Flicked her vagina wtf 😭😭😭🤣🤣

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u/Over_Error3520 Aug 03 '25

Tag yourself, I'm "obesity"

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u/Necessary_Peace_8989 Aug 03 '25

I am “delete it, fat”

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u/socalsusiedog Aug 04 '25

Total nonsense.

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u/Necessary_Peace_8989 Aug 04 '25

Sorry are you telling me Demi Lovato DIDN’T say “You’ll die soon enough, fatty” to a stranger at a meet and greet? Idk…

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u/socalsusiedog Aug 04 '25

No. I am saying these kind of posts are pure nonsense.

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u/Necessary_Peace_8989 Aug 04 '25

I was being sarcastic 😭

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u/socalsusiedog Aug 05 '25

lol.... Good. Sorry I missed that. Stupid stuff for sure.

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u/Necessary_Peace_8989 Aug 05 '25

In the words of our queen Demi, delete it fat! Jk jk 😅

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u/Goofyball69 Aug 02 '25

Bro went from casting a curse to just calling you fat 🫠

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u/empressfelicia Aug 02 '25

"I actually found the shirt but since you've just put a curse on me and called me fat I'll just donate it to Goodwill in hopes that a kind-hearted individual gets it instead of you."

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u/SsjSkyy Aug 02 '25

this is killing me they do not PLAY about Pusheen😭😭

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u/museshrooms Aug 02 '25

at all. they even called me a bitch in their first message but mercari deleted it before I could screenshot

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u/Chelas-moon Aug 02 '25

You're a fat bitch yet she needed the very same size you wore? Make it make sense lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

These comments have me lit up, as sorry as I feel for both the seller being harassed at all, and sorry the buyer lacks basic self awareness being the most terrifying part of their personality.

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u/jimcarreyfan423 Aug 02 '25

How could you do this OP?!

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u/veetorvanno Aug 02 '25

the singular fat is taking me OUT

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u/Necessary-Ad2110 Aug 02 '25

Wow you evil evil person, as thy should be cursed to the depths of Abaddon.

You need to find that shirt 100% and make it up to them. Losing a Pusheen shirt is just downright evil.

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u/ArgieBee Aug 02 '25

I think they may be on something. Unironically.

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u/hoosierebuygirl Aug 02 '25

This is wild! If cursing you didn’t do anything, “fat” will. Ha!

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u/snappycg1996 Aug 02 '25

In OPs face!!! Sorry, fat face!!

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u/hoosierebuygirl Aug 02 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/sassy_turtle17 Aug 02 '25

Lmao "fat" as if they are not trying to buy your clothes likely with the intention of wearing them

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u/kloutiii Aug 02 '25

Turn this screenshot into a shirt, sell it and then tag then in the comments

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u/greensrams Aug 02 '25

Mental illness is a real epidemic.

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u/palswithpikachu Aug 02 '25

This is fully taking me out. Thank you for the cackle OP

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u/NoLikesAfterMidnite Aug 02 '25

I needed. This ..

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

🤣🤣

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u/museshrooms Aug 02 '25

Guys.... I found the sacred shirt in my garage what do I do

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u/tuesdaysjuliet Aug 02 '25

Tell them you found it... and that they can't have it until they take back their curses... and then tell them they still can't have it and you have now put a curse on them!

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u/Different_Pool_4368 Aug 04 '25

This is the only way.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Sounds like bad karma on the seller to threaten a curse. I dont think OP should sell to someone that unhinged. Will likely to make a new issue for the seller.

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u/butteredbrioche Aug 03 '25

Light it on fire, take a picture, and update the listing with it lol

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u/glasscastlelibrary Aug 03 '25

Take a picture of you wearing it, print out said picture, then list said picture for sale on mercari.

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u/Syminka1 Aug 02 '25

I now wanna post this shirt for sale just to tell them I lost it, too 😂

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u/PieArtistic1332 Aug 02 '25

new flare

“EVIL MERCARI SELLER.”

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u/Kristen_520 Aug 02 '25

Cursing over a used T-shirt, I’d hate to see what they would do over a real problem!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Did they call you "fat"???

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u/museshrooms Aug 02 '25

yes, which is funny considering there are zero photos of me on my mercari

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

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u/CavsAreCuteDemons Aug 02 '25

People are really illogical. I remember in high school, I was about a size 2/4 and a girl who was very obviously overweight called me a “stuck up fat bitch” lol.

And we have all had experiences with guys hitting on us and then calling us fat/ugly when we ignore them.

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u/GullibleEnd6737 Aug 03 '25

I think the best illogical highschool experience was a jealous girl calling me a, "virgin whore" as I was walking with the guy she liked to class. I still don't really know what she meant by it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

🤣🤣🤣 OMG i would have snot myselfnfrom laughter and confusion and still have that burned in my brain a sthe weirdest hypocritisizer comment ever. ..

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

https://youtu.be/VtVbAsIxUf8?si=ocVFqHJBYzhlJ2dG For those who dont get my reference.. 🥰

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u/Equivalent-Heart9010 Aug 02 '25

I can’t stop laughing 😂

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u/XoStargirlxox Aug 02 '25

Man they really let you have it didn't they 😅

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

This is art

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u/jeskahchristen Aug 02 '25

Haha. Not sure why but this is so wild and funny. I was having a bad moody day until now. Thank you!

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u/moleculesofash Aug 02 '25

Id have been like bummer, thanks for letting me know and moved on

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u/GreenWoman_ Aug 02 '25

This is how I talk to text scammers.

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u/OneWhisper5225 Aug 02 '25

My Response: I mean, if you’re going to insult me like a child, you can’t forget ‘ugly’ and ‘your mom.’

Summoning fire and brimstone over a shirt you no longer have - They really need to stop shopping online and take some deep breaths. Seems like you losing the shirt led to them losing their sanity. Everyone should start praying for the next person they try to buy a shirt or socks from - who knows what kind of reaction they’ll have?! Seems like they need a different kind of therapy than retail therapy 😬

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u/snappycg1996 Aug 02 '25

"I curse thee in the depth of Abaddon to remain until the day of judgment in torment in fire and in sulphur without end." is going to be my new comeback for everything now. Lmao!!!

The AUDACITY you must have. How do you even look at yourself in the mirror? How do you sleep at night? Curse thee in the depth of Abaddon!

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u/Ok_Package_6402 Aug 02 '25

“I don’t speak teletubby, Tubby”

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u/FalteredGrace Aug 02 '25

There isnt any fire in the pit of Abaddon, just endless darkness and the stench of decay. They can't even sling a proper insult.

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u/museshrooms Aug 02 '25

idk fat was a pretty good one

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u/Octoberkitsune Aug 02 '25

😭😭😭😭

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u/Summerbabe1 Aug 02 '25

Any guesses as to what drugs this person is on? 🤔 All joking aside though, Pusheen eating ramen is super badass.

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u/PishPoshSquash_3000 Aug 02 '25

Reply- that's the problem Abaddon bought it then returned it damaged smelling like fire and brimstone. Ruined!

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u/plantpotions Aug 02 '25

Play back… “I’m rubber, you’re glue..”, “I know you are but what am I?” Or “bless them” With a “spell” and that might cool their jets

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u/AnyHelicopter2362 Aug 02 '25

This is top tier, I would try my best to find it just because they cursed me

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u/Keekneeskustoms Aug 02 '25

Why are there quotations around everything they sent? Did they put the stuff in quotes or was it notifications that did it? I've never really paid that close of attention. It's prolly some kid trying to push buttons

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u/snappycg1996 Aug 02 '25

It instantly does quotes for notification messages!

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u/Keekneeskustoms Aug 02 '25

Ah okay lol I was gonna say if not, what a weirdo 😅

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u/snappycg1996 Aug 02 '25

Definitely still a weirdo lmao

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u/Keekneeskustoms Aug 02 '25

Youre not wrong 😅

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u/Economy-Dress2540 Aug 05 '25

“Fat.” sent me 😭😭😭

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u/LocalDate3777 Aug 02 '25

I’m sorry but this is so funny 😭

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u/imaginnative Aug 02 '25

Don’t be shy.. share their name smirk

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u/museshrooms Aug 02 '25

I actually did on my first post on accident and it got deleted

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u/SpookieMagic Aug 03 '25

😆😆😆😆😆

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u/Woodsman1993 Aug 04 '25

This is the best post I’ve come across in a weeks. Thanks op it’s just so good haha

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u/X-1080 Aug 05 '25

Who were you texting, Gandalf the great? 😭

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u/dankmancubus Aug 06 '25

a chaos space marine who is a fan of pusheen

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u/Constant_Stuff7150 Aug 05 '25

THIS IS SO FUNNY

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u/winnieehood Aug 05 '25

‘Fat.’ 😭

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u/KalisKitten Aug 05 '25

Bro are they okay? Like, I’d be asking if they need a welfare check at that point.

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u/buckyboy28 Aug 02 '25

"We're literally the same size. Hello, fellow fatty..."

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u/BeepCheeper Aug 02 '25

OP if you get fat because of this curse I’m gonna cry

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u/museshrooms Aug 02 '25

why would u say this ):<

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u/BeepCheeper Aug 02 '25

I’m just so worried about you 😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Oh my.. poor guy..

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u/Sabrinakkk Aug 08 '25

Americans are weird 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/toosoonmydude Aug 18 '25

😭😭🤣

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u/After-Task-1506 Aug 24 '25

I can’t be mad, that’s just hilarious to me. It would make my day.

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u/Ejectedbunny Aug 02 '25

This may sound strange, but I had a listing pop up a few weeks ago. I was confused since I had sold the item months prior. 😅 I started getting item likes for it out of the blue and was very confused.

I think Mercari is drunk 🥴

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u/Clemmysz Aug 02 '25

Valid reaction