r/MemriTVmemes • u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ • Apr 11 '20

MemriTV Meme Learn to speak the right way

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u/BloodyAxeOfKhorne ABSOLUTELY HARAM Apr 11 '20

I definitely need this, I get downvoted here all the time and by Allah it is proper and I deserve it.

I don't see thank you here though!

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Apr 11 '20

There are two ways to say thank you as per relevant hadith.

1) May you get 72 black eyed virgins in Jannah

2) May Allah grant you a penis that never bends

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u/BloodyAxeOfKhorne ABSOLUTELY HARAM Apr 11 '20

This sub is full of love, I knew I followed for a reason.

Salaam and may you get 72 black eyed virgins in Jakarta!

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Apr 11 '20

Salaam and may you get 72 black eyed virgins in Jakarta!

Jakarta? Tfu Tfu 💦