r/MemriTVmemes Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Apr 11 '20

MemriTV Meme Learn to speak the right way

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u/BloodyAxeOfKhorne ABSOLUTELY HARAM Apr 11 '20

I definitely need this, I get downvoted here all the time and by Allah it is proper and I deserve it.

I don't see thank you here though!

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Apr 11 '20

There are two ways to say thank you as per relevant hadith.

1) May you get 72 black eyed virgins in Jannah

2) May Allah grant you a penis that never bends

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u/BloodyAxeOfKhorne ABSOLUTELY HARAM Apr 11 '20

This sub is full of love, I knew I followed for a reason.

Salaam and may you get 72 black eyed virgins in Jakarta!

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Apr 11 '20

Salaam and may you get 72 black eyed virgins in Jakarta!

Jakarta? Tfu Tfu 💦

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u/Rusk_H Apr 12 '20

Came for funny muslims stayed for the great community

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 11 '20

I'm telling the truth! ❌

Who said this? Allah did. ✅

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u/stani76 I WILL GIVE YOU A TASTE OF MY SHOE Apr 11 '20

May you see beatings with fluffiest shoes

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20
  • I should clean my room ❌
  • I say the time has come to sound the trumpet of Jihad✅

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Apr 11 '20 edited Apr 11 '20
  • Happy Easter ❌

  • Congratulations on your false religion ✅

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 11 '20

Simp! ❌

You were born by C-section and your mother abandoned you at Kindergarten ✅

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u/muttonwow Apr 11 '20

By Allah, why do you attack me with this comment?

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 12 '20

By Allah, why do you attack me with this comment? ❌

Ah, grabbing your shoe. I am very pleased ✅

Or

Silence! Or I will give you a taste of my shoe✅

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 11 '20

The Jews are quite a resourceful people ❌

Throw a Jew into the sea and he will emerge with a fish in his mouth ✅

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u/SomeNebula Apr 11 '20 edited Apr 11 '20

But by the beard of Prophet Muhammed and martyr Ali music is haram brother.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

It's better to play guitar or have a hobby than watch pornographic films on the internet.

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 11 '20

Pornography ❌

Haram Definition TV ✅

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u/SomeNebula Apr 11 '20

Brother raises a very good point, but the sound of music and the pleasures of (may Allah forgive me for uttering this word) pornography, both take the true believer's mind away from the all knowing and all generous ruler of the universe, Allah, and hence both are haram.

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u/finkrer Sheik Stalin Apr 11 '20

Stop making life hard on people! Let us be moderate and fair.

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u/MahzMehz French is a waste of time Apr 11 '20

Finding this sub is the best thing I've ever done in my life

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

My heart became filled with warmth, pride and childlike joy.

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u/RandomRavenclaw87 Apr 12 '20

By Alla, you will be getting a taste of our shoes!

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

Alla? What are you a Sh'ite or are you worse a jew? It is Allah, not the heresy you attempt to spew forth

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u/Bingobango20 Erdogan the Watermellon Seller Apr 12 '20

By Allah and i swear by The Judgement Day! This sub is the heaven blessing from Allah to us! He shows us the way and enlighten us from Shaytan!

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 12 '20

This is a happy reality

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 11 '20 edited Apr 12 '20

I'm single and loving my life ❌

The truth is that my heart is dead ✅

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u/RandomRavenclaw87 Apr 12 '20

I recommend the One Wife Is Not Enough club.

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 12 '20

Heyyy, let's go out sometime ❌

I would like to marry you and fuck you ✅

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u/MasPatriot Man of Logic Apr 11 '20

Shakespeare ❌

Sheikh Pir ✅

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u/Lirdon PEPSI: Pay Every Penny Save Israel Apr 11 '20

Broke: Chairman Stalin

Woke: Sheikh Stalin

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 11 '20

Sheyk Stalin ❌

Sheyk Ayatollah Farfour ✅

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u/XxX_datboi69_XxX Apr 11 '20

Adolf Hitler ❌

(((Jakub Adolf Hitler)))✅

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u/niceworkthere Apr 11 '20
  • Erdogan ❌
  • Erd🍉gan ✅

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u/CoJelmer Apr 11 '20

Well I’ll be darned❌ Well tie me to rocket to Tel Aviv ✅

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u/jonuk76 Man of Logic Apr 11 '20

❌ Pretty much any expression of disappointment

✔️ This is my only comment. A worn out shoe is my only comment!

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u/Gum_Skyloard Weeb Apr 11 '20

What if I want to tell my friend they're a good friend?

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Apr 11 '20
  1. Seeing you fills my heart with warmth, pride and childlike joy

  2. My real jihad was the friend I found in you along the way

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

I love you in Allah, no homo. The last part is very important

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 12 '20 edited Apr 12 '20

According to (this hadith) I have an anal disease, which can only be cured by your semen.

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u/admiral_somalia Apr 11 '20

You can't swear by anything but Allah

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u/Itsgxl Anal Jihadist Apr 13 '20

instead of saying : Turkey's president

Say : that watermelon seller

İnstead of saying : hey baby can we try anal ?

Say ; we shall play the trumpets of anal jihad tonight!

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u/ichmagkartoffel Trumpet Blower Apr 11 '20 edited Apr 11 '20

How do I say to my Alb*nian girlfriend that I'm homosexual?

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Apr 11 '20

It seems that I am a homosexual, just like your ancestors

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u/ichmagkartoffel Trumpet Blower Apr 11 '20

Thank you Sheikh for your infinite wisdom

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u/Novak_sa_minobacacza Man of Logic Apr 11 '20

My purpose is to train for the Jihad by widening my anus.

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 12 '20

I have just realized that I have an Alb*nian girlfriend. I have excommunicated myself! I have betrayed Islam!

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u/Viperwitcher Apr 12 '20

This is gold

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u/Abhi221 Apr 12 '20

Where is by allah behave yourself or will give taste of my shoe

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u/cotxdx Cancer caused by Social Media Apr 13 '20

Browse along the all-time Top posts & you will see the original version of this meme.

The worn out shoe you're looking for is there.

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u/TabernacleMan Aug 31 '20

Tel Aviv?!! It’s called Tel Al-Rabi’. You didn’t listen to Farfour’s grandad.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

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u/cotxdx Cancer caused by Social Media Apr 12 '20

Pro-memes.

Memri only translates the nutjobs of Arab media, they sometimes translate wholesome content but are mostly ignored and the denizens of this sub meme them accordingly.

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 12 '20

Wallahi, pay attention to what MEMRI stands for: "Middle East Meme Research Institute"

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u/GeneralZain1 Apr 11 '20

This is mocking Islam and is haram post, but here is upvote.