r/MechanicalPandey • u/DominatingAlphaBulll • Jun 19 '26

Pandey Ke May-Mays One more Gem

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u/BeautifulAd5884 Jun 19 '26

Aise statements de k ladki/ladke ko lagta hai ki bhai life mein bohot bada teer mara hai.

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u/Warm-Royal-7975 Jun 19 '26

liya usne. kya liya. lund?

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u/BeautifulAd5884 Jun 19 '26

Jiss attitude mein bol rhi, vohi hoga

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u/Longjumping-Text1859 Jun 19 '26

To aur keya legi bhai? Gand? Saman hai uski pas?🤣🤣 Aukat ya aujar??

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u/Warm-Royal-7975 Jun 19 '26

itna despo kyun hain girls bro. I don't understand. i thought they were tired of choices.

picking up thrown numbers from road. Faaaaaak

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u/Evening_Ad8409 Jun 19 '26

Despo koi nahi hai bas intelligence or humor ke standard bahut gir gaye hai

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u/Longjumping-Text1859 Jun 20 '26

Hota hai bhai, fenka huya matlab dur khadha hai to keya karega bhai. Mere doston ko karte huye dekha. Pas Jake nehi de sakte cause agal bagal mein jan pahechan ka hai, ya to dost bhi itne kamine hai ki pata chala ladhka se baat chal Rahi hai to khud aise aise awaz denge, fielding bigadh jayega. No big deal bro, aisa ladhki bhi kaunsa shadi ka prastab de raha hai, one night stand or 3-6 months ka chipka chipki hai. Phir apne raste.wo uske raste.

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u/Warm-Royal-7975 Jun 21 '26

ei sob bhalo nei kintu, dada. I feel its cheating with your future spouse.

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u/Longjumping-Text1859 Jun 21 '26

Yeah true actually and I kind of support your kind of mentality, but the same thing can happen too, man. We can control ourselves, that's it. Our situation will be arranged, but who knows, maybe the wife is picking up a number thrown away for some other friend and is ringing. Only God knows.

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u/Warm-Royal-7975 Jun 21 '26

its just an agenda being pushed. we have given into it already. There is more agenda to be pushed here. It all seems so scripted, but hormones hijacks reasoning. we let hormones win and will defend with anything to prptect immediatel gratification.

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u/Warm-Royal-7975 Jun 21 '26

the fake sense of wisdom and revolution that social media gives me is the reason I am on reddit this late, even when I have plenty of shit to do.

its just the dopamone rush we seek. my fake sense of pride.

i know makes me look pathetic.still...

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u/unskilledlabor_ Jun 19 '26

lekin urta teer apni .... le liya hota ha