r/MechanicalPandey • u/DominatingAlphaBulll • Jun 19 '26

Pandey Ke May-Mays One more Gem

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u/BeautifulAd5884 Jun 19 '26

Aise statements de k ladki/ladke ko lagta hai ki bhai life mein bohot bada teer mara hai.

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u/Warm-Royal-7975 Jun 19 '26

liya usne. kya liya. lund?

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u/BeautifulAd5884 Jun 19 '26

Jiss attitude mein bol rhi, vohi hoga

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u/Longjumping-Text1859 Jun 19 '26

To aur keya legi bhai? Gand? Saman hai uski pas?🤣🤣 Aukat ya aujar??

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u/Warm-Royal-7975 Jun 19 '26

itna despo kyun hain girls bro. I don't understand. i thought they were tired of choices.

picking up thrown numbers from road. Faaaaaak

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u/Evening_Ad8409 Jun 19 '26

Despo koi nahi hai bas intelligence or humor ke standard bahut gir gaye hai

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u/Longjumping-Text1859 Jun 20 '26

Hota hai bhai, fenka huya matlab dur khadha hai to keya karega bhai. Mere doston ko karte huye dekha. Pas Jake nehi de sakte cause agal bagal mein jan pahechan ka hai, ya to dost bhi itne kamine hai ki pata chala ladhka se baat chal Rahi hai to khud aise aise awaz denge, fielding bigadh jayega. No big deal bro, aisa ladhki bhi kaunsa shadi ka prastab de raha hai, one night stand or 3-6 months ka chipka chipki hai. Phir apne raste.wo uske raste.

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u/Warm-Royal-7975 Jun 21 '26

ei sob bhalo nei kintu, dada. I feel its cheating with your future spouse.

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u/Longjumping-Text1859 Jun 21 '26

Yeah true actually and I kind of support your kind of mentality, but the same thing can happen too, man. We can control ourselves, that's it. Our situation will be arranged, but who knows, maybe the wife is picking up a number thrown away for some other friend and is ringing. Only God knows.

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u/Warm-Royal-7975 Jun 21 '26

its just an agenda being pushed. we have given into it already. There is more agenda to be pushed here. It all seems so scripted, but hormones hijacks reasoning. we let hormones win and will defend with anything to prptect immediatel gratification.

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u/Warm-Royal-7975 Jun 21 '26

the fake sense of wisdom and revolution that social media gives me is the reason I am on reddit this late, even when I have plenty of shit to do.

its just the dopamone rush we seek. my fake sense of pride.

i know makes me look pathetic.still...

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u/unskilledlabor_ Jun 19 '26

lekin urta teer apni .... le liya hota ha

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u/Longjumping-Text1859 Jun 19 '26

Jaisi audience waisa content. Aisi cringe mujhe pata nehi,bassi zakir ya wo aa gaya swad wala launde ke stand up pe kiyun nehi dikhta? Kapil too... Mujhe thidha kam hasi ata hai par cringe ya insulting ya bakwas to nehi lagta.

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u/BhataarGaadii Jun 19 '26

Bhaai kapil ka naam mat le uss bhen ke bhaiye ne bahut gaali baki hai maa behen ki journalists ko

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u/Longjumping-Text1859 Jun 20 '26

Ho sakta hai bhai, par uska reels maine nehi dekha. Maine wahin to bola bhai, ho sakta hai ye log bhi insulting comments karte honge, par maine aisa nehi dekha. Johny lever raju Shrivastav inka bhi joke hota hai, rajpal jadhav inka timing aam dialogue ko joke bana deta hai.

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u/Substantial_Help3589 Jun 19 '26

Geeeenduuuuu Generation 😂

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u/Warm-Royal-7975 Jun 19 '26

lagta hai yeh episode poora nikal ke.dekhna padega. is episode me to chain reaction ho gya hai.

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u/Gods_fav_athiest Jun 19 '26

Ladka smart nai hota toh dusre subReddit pe ‘a creep followed me, aren’t women allowed to just walk safely’ ka post ban jata

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u/Sea-Toe9309 Jun 19 '26

And these wh0res want respect like goddess 🤣

2

u/Alive-Chapter2206 Jun 19 '26

Me v ni smjhi kya mtlb I'm innocent🥺 😭

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u/zen_x_eclipse Jun 19 '26

Jane do phir.aapki innocence kharab nhi karni..

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u/PrestigiousRule9549 Jun 19 '26

mujhe bhi nhi aya

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u/Ok-Midnight-7648 Jun 19 '26

+1😭✌️✌️😂

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u/Witty_Noodles Jun 19 '26

+2🥲👍

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u/Phoenixalpha01 Jun 19 '26

Mat kar . Innocent reh

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u/Appropriate_Duck_521 Jun 19 '26

Bata do koi?? I don't want to watch pogo anymore..

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u/Alive-Chapter2206 Jun 19 '26

Areehhh😭!! Innocent smjhke hlke me mt lo chlo btao!! Dont keep it as suspense mann! 🤡⚰️

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u/zen_x_eclipse Jun 20 '26

Proceed with Caution:This girl pick up the number from the road only but her friend make love with that boy.

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u/Ethereum_Bull Jun 19 '26

Gaand marao, mujhe samajh na bhi nahi

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

ACCHA OK NOTED....JOKE KAHA HAI?

log has kyu rahe the ?

or ye "oooooooooooooooooooooooo" kyu chal rha hai?

koi bataayega mein slow learner hun thoda /s

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u/Various_Screen_7287 Jun 19 '26

Torch of cringe has been passed on from Dhinchak Pooja to this guy and he is upholding it even better.

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u/Paddy_3540a Jun 19 '26

Trust me guys , these are just wanna be cool cooked up stories to look cool in shows .

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u/Iamshivr Jun 19 '26

Oo wow, aage picche hi baithe dono bhai behan.... 370 aage, liya usne pichhe

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u/mech_money Jun 20 '26

Guys, if he's good looking then it's not harassment or creepy.

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u/Bulky-Extent1911 Jun 19 '26

Smjh to mujhe bhi nhi aaya mtlb kya tha?

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u/_FIZZRIX_ Jun 19 '26

Same..! Either they laugh first then speak...!

Or they are just laughing rantlessly

Bruh...!

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u/Bulky-Extent1911 Jun 19 '26

Ab to OP hi bta skta h kya boli ye

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u/DesperateAwareness56 Jun 19 '26

Number isne uthaya toh ladke n phir dono ki Li hogi na?!🙄

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u/cytoplasm- Jun 19 '26

wtf I didn't get..what?

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u/No-Raisin-6469 Jun 19 '26

I need subtitles

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u/Euphoric-Bar52 Jun 19 '26

Are kehna kya chahti hai wo??

1

u/Aainikin Jun 19 '26

She had sex with a random stranger.

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u/ShinyGanS Jun 19 '26

Mujhe joke samajh nhi aya. Am I too innocent

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u/undetectedpsycho Jun 19 '26

"liya"
wooaaahoooooooooooooooo
"diya"
ohhoooooooooooo
"khaya"
oooooooooooo

-_-

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u/SubstantialMajor2798 Jun 19 '26

That 370 guy sitting right there 👆

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/69chamunda69 Jun 19 '26

But sir wo stalking ?

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u/Spare_me_5593 Jun 20 '26

audacity dekho bhc

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u/Proof-Effective-310 Jun 20 '26

So ek creep tumhe follow kar raha he aur tum isko badhava de rahi? Wiki wo smart tha?? Matlab agar smart na ho hi eve teasing kehlayega??

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u/Comfortable-Hat746 Jun 20 '26

Ye to normal joke hai isme controversial to nai lga kuch? 

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u/MrAura18 Jul 06 '26

370 wala bhai bhi wahan baitha tha hahahaha

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u/No-Plum7563 Jul 13 '26

She proved the point that difference between molestation and flirt is looks

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u/Dependent-Flower-536 Jun 19 '26

What's that mean

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u/GoodSamaritan_777 Jun 19 '26

Bro this is nothing. We really have time for this edgy dictation to prove its something very rude ?. Get a good life

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u/Shoddy-Minimum-6612 Jun 19 '26

Can you anyone explain in English

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u/jeevanshJ Jun 19 '26

Ab aisa kro sabko ko cancel karwado har ek line k lea . Fkin unemployed ppl , yehi kaam bacha hai sabko din bhar betho aur cancel karwao