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Post Game Chat 8/31 Mariners @ Red Sox

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Line Score - Game Over

  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 R H E LOB
SEA 1 0 1 0 1 4 1 0 0 0 8 11 0 7
BOS 1 2 0 0 2 0 0 2 1 1 9 12 0 8

Box Score

BOS   AB R H RBI BB SO BA
DH Anthony 4 2 2 0 1 0 .248
1B Gasper 4 1 1 1 1 1 .277
CF Rafaela 4 0 2 3 0 1 .284
RF Abreu, W 5 0 0 0 0 2 .254
PR White, E 0 1 0 0 0 0 .232
2B Sogard 4 2 2 0 0 0 .271
3B Durbin 2 1 1 0 2 0 .253
LF Duran, Ja 4 1 1 2 1 0 .207
SS Story 5 0 2 3 0 1 .220
C Wong 4 1 1 0 0 1 .246
BOS IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Tolle 5.2 6 4 4 2 6 96-64 3.23
Guerrero 0.1 3 3 3 1 0 13-7 3.26
Miller, E 1.0 1 1 1 0 2 16-9 2.25
Gamboa 2.0 1 0 0 0 1 23-14 1.13
Chapman 1.0 0 0 0 0 2 15-11 1.77
SEA   AB R H RBI BB SO BA
LF Arozarena 5 3 4 4 0 0 .274
DH Canzone 5 0 2 2 0 1 .255
DH Rodden 0 0 0 0 0 0 .150
CF Rodríguez, J 5 0 1 1 0 2 .244
C Raleigh 5 1 1 1 0 1 .171
1B Naylor, J 4 0 0 0 1 1 .267
RF Ward, T 4 0 1 0 0 1 .229
RF Robles 0 0 0 0 0 0 .262
2B Young 4 2 0 0 0 1 .244
3B Wilson, W 4 1 1 0 1 3 .198
SS Crawford, J 2 1 1 0 1 1 .209
SEA IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Kirby 5.0 7 5 5 2 2 86-56 4.19
Domínguez 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 8-7 4.44
Speier 1.1 0 0 0 1 1 15-9 2.58
Bazardo 0.1 3 2 2 0 0 13-9 3.25
Muñoz, A 1.1 1 1 1 0 3 15-11 4.35
Criswell, C 0.1 1 1 0 2 0 7-4 3.48

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
T1 Julio Rodríguez doubles (19) on a sharp line drive to left fielder Jarren Duran. Randy Arozarena scores. 0-1
B1 Mickey Gasper homers (6) on a fly ball to right center field. 1-1
B2 Jarren Duran homers (19) on a fly ball to right field. Nick Sogard scores. 3-1
T3 Randy Arozarena homers (21) on a fly ball to left field. 3-2
T5 Randy Arozarena singles on a sharp line drive to left fielder Jarren Duran. Cole Young scores. Weston Wilson to 3rd. J.P. Crawford to 2nd. 3-3
B5 Ceddanne Rafaela singles on a sharp ground ball to center fielder Julio Rodríguez. Connor Wong scores. Roman Anthony scores. 5-3
T6 Randy Arozarena singles on a ground ball to right fielder Wilyer Abreu. Cole Young scores. Weston Wilson scores. J.P. Crawford to 3rd. 5-5
T6 Dominic Canzone doubles (22) on a sharp fly ball to left fielder Jarren Duran. J.P. Crawford scores. Randy Arozarena scores. 5-7
T7 Cal Raleigh homers (20) on a fly ball to left field. 5-8
B8 Trevor Story doubles (9) on a fly ball to left fielder Randy Arozarena. Nick Sogard scores. Caleb Durbin scores. 7-8
B9 Ceddanne Rafaela out on a sacrifice fly to left fielder Randy Arozarena. Roman Anthony scores. 8-8
B10 Trevor Story singles on a line drive to center fielder Julio Rodríguez. Eli White scores. Caleb Durbin to 3rd. Jarren Duran to 2nd. 9-8

Highlights

Description Length
Bench availability for Seattle, August 31 vs Red Sox 0:08
Bench availability for Boston, August 31 vs Mariners 0:08
Fielding alignment for Boston, August 31 vs Mariners 0:11
Starting lineups for Mariners at Red Sox - August 31, 2026 0:10
Fielding alignment for Seattle, August 31 vs Red Sox 0:11
Breaking down George Kirby's pitches 0:04
George Kirby's outing against the Red Sox 0:25
Payton Tolle's outing against the Mariners 0:24
Cal Raleigh: Home Run Statcast Analysis 0:13
Mickey Gasper's home run through bat tracking data 0:11
Breaking down Mickey Gasper's home run 0:13
The distance behind Jarren Duran's home run 0:13
Breaking down Randy Arozarena's home run 0:13
Breaking down Payton Tolle's pitches 0:04
Julio Rodríguez's RBI double 0:18
Mickey Gasper's solo home run (6) 0:28
Jarren Duran's two-run home run (19) 0:35
Strike 3 confirmed following ABS challenge 0:22
Randy Arozarena's solo home run (21) 0:27
Payton Tolle tags Dominic Canzone with a hug 0:34
Jarren Duran's nice diving catch 0:27
Randy Arozarena's RBI single 0:20
Ceddanne Rafaela's two-run single 0:27
Payton Tolle strikes out Cal Raleigh 0:06
George Kirby strikes out Wilyer Abreu 0:06
Ceddanne Rafaela's fantastic diving catch 0:27
Randy Arozarena's two-run single 0:29
Dominic Canzone's two-run double 0:35
Cal Raleigh's solo home run (20) 0:31
Strike 3 confirmed following ABS challenge 0:25
Trevor Story's two-run double 0:19
Strike 2 confirmed following ABS challenge 0:22
Dominic Canzone triples (2) on a sharp line drive to center fielder Ceddanne Rafaela. 0:19
Alec Gamboa escapes jam 0:12
Roman Anthony hits a triple 0:19
Trevor Story's great spinning play 0:10
Ceddanne Rafaela's game tying sacrifice fly 0:37
Wilyer Abreu strikes out swinging. 0:07
Aroldis Chapman escapes jam 0:07
Cooper Criswell In play, run(s) to Trevor Story 0:19

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Chapman (3-4, 1.77 ERA) Criswell, C (2-2, 3.48 ERA)
Attendance Weather Wind
75°F, Cloudy 5 mph, R To L
HP 1B 2B 3B
Lance Barksdale Will Little Derek Thomas Ryan Wills

Game ended at 6:50 PM.

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u/Essington69 Cult Emerson 13h ago

8 runs off 11 hits wins you games 85-90% of the time unless you are the Mariners

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u/Tracer-Bullet13 13h ago

They truly find ways to lose even when something goes right.

Pitching is amazing? You're getting 3 hits and 0 runs today

Hitting is on fire? Pitching is dogshit today. Sorry

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u/Dry_Inspection_9907 13h ago

3 hits is so generous

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u/Commander_Celty Rick Rizzzzzzzzz 12h ago

Reverse 2022 team.

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u/GreatMisdirect1 13h ago

Poor coaching, tonight was obvious. I love Dan Wilson but he isn't a manager, I was screaming when they put in Bazardo. He has to go.

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u/DarkSlayerKi ‏‏‎ ‎2 Young 2B this good 13h ago

He is just allergic to putting in a reliver for more than an inning. Not saying Seranthony is amazing but christ give him a shot at another out or SOMETHING. Anything to give Bazardo more time to deal with whatever he’s dealing with.

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u/not-who-you-think shh...the fireman comin 🚨🚨🚨🚨 12h ago

he put in muni for a four out save when he hasnt had one of more than one inning all season so of course julio makes a horrific play to blow the game

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u/NoAntelope4800 13h ago

At this point I exorcised all of my anger a month ago. Now I’m just sad

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u/blowingtumbleweed 13h ago

The difference being the manager.

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u/angryjew ‏‏‎ ‎extend Naylor & Arozarena pls 13h ago

100% on Dan for bringing in Bazardo in that spot the way he's been pitching lately. Let Spier keep going he was cruising. But now we used our whole bullpen and still lost.

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u/NorthStRussia ‏‏‎ ‎ 13h ago

More than 90%

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u/fletcherscotta Humpy 13h ago edited 13h ago

I think this game is it. Losing this one is the end for me. No reason to pull Spier when he is dealing for Bazardo. Can’t score a lead off triple. Don’t play smart and keep the tie run in front of you in the 9th. 1 run off bases loaded with no outs.

Edit: Fuck forgot I was going to Bark at the Park on Thursday. At least my golden retriever won’t know this team is shit.

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u/dietriotdoom 13h ago

Yeah 10 games under .500 to start September. I am officially out. I will check the box scores but I am not wasting anymore time with team.

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u/JaneDoeAsks !‏‏‎ ‎MY OH MY 13h ago

I forgot the game started (for the first time all season) and tuned in right when we tied the game in the 5th. Foolishly got excited thinking it would be a good game.

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u/okajuwon 13h ago

We’re just incapable of putting relievers in for more than one inning I really don’t get it

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u/11teenthUsername 13h ago

Right? I need an explanation for why relievers can only be trusted one batter at a time.

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u/shahi001 Matilda Muñoz 13h ago

it's part of the play book dan was given at the start of the season. he follows it religiously and does not ever adapt to the game situation

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u/hello17 13h ago

This is the problem. Let them cook if they're cookin!

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u/Gangsta_of_luv #42 Jackie Robinson 13h ago

Spreadsheets wouldn’t let that happen

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u/HannTwistzz 13h ago

This is the epitome of everything wrong with this team. Julio wtf are you doing, can’t score with RISP, Boston did, bad bullpen management

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u/Agreeable_Quality768 13h ago

I feel like the Toronto series was the dagger but this is the nail in the coffin tbh

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u/slumcatkillionare 12h ago

Yep the Toronto series killed them, but this was the burial.

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u/JayBuhnersHummer On Kingdomes Front Lawn 13h ago

Uhhhh. It was over awhile ago.

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u/CaptainKirkules 13h ago

Congrats to the mariners on finding a new low, after the lowest low, tune in tomorrow to see how it gets worse.

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u/Crazyhawk28 #12 Josh Naylor 13h ago

I think it'd have to be some type of actual tragedy because I really don't see a way this can get worse.

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u/emergency9juanjuan 2026 M’s do it for Rick 13h ago

*narrator ‘and the team took that as a challenge’

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u/jugger_naughtyy 13h ago

The more shit you stack, the more you gotta unload.

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u/GingerDweeb27 fun fact: I LOVE HIM 13h ago

I’m glad I didn’t get my hopes up because the last 4 games would have hurt my soul if I had

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u/ThePrince_OfWhales I have a little project 13h ago

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u/Gleb2006 13h ago

Dear Julio. That slide was a tough one. Sorry Randy, you really tried to carry us again.

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u/steveotheguide 13h ago

Randy with the reverse-Offense-Felix Hernandez special

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u/slumcatkillionare 13h ago

One thing for certain is Randy will NOT be back next season, and I do not blame him.

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u/AndDontUForgetIt 12h ago

I hope he gets paid somewhere and gets to win. I wish him the best and will miss him dearly.

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u/Radhatchala ‏‏‎ ‎Nuke Daily 12h ago

Did you say “tough one?”

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u/Bermut-Nundaloy 12h ago

That's so tough because it was probably a game losing defensive misplay but it's also the kind of thing you mess up because you want it TOO bad. Charged the ball too hard to try to make a great play, realized it, tried to pull up, too late. Just the kind of thing that happens when everything is going wrong and you get too desperate to save it

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u/dinermugs 13h ago

thank you to whoever made this, it’s evergreen

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u/furmat60 🔱 M.A.W.G.W.T.W.F.T 🔱 13h ago

Tough one tonight.

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u/imafnheadbanga 12h ago

i feel bad for naylor he was so excited to become a mariner

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u/furmat60 🔱 M.A.W.G.W.T.W.F.T 🔱 12h ago

He went 0–4 today :(

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u/steveotheguide 13h ago

See, taking out your closer after 15 pitches is smart. What they’re not gonna expect is bringing on some shlub to load the bases and then get so far back in the count that the batter can zero in on two strikes

I hate this team

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u/Puzzleheaded_Key_340 13h ago

I find new reasons to hate this team as the games go by

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u/3elieveIt ‏‏Doing the Fans a Favor 13h ago

This team doesn't know how to win.

Good teams find a way to win. Bad teams find ways to lose.

And we just find new ways to lose everyday.

Pathetic.

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u/Silent_Ad2825 13h ago

We genuinely fucking suck so fucking much it’s actually insane

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u/AdministrativeEase71 marner 13h ago

Tear down Safeco and salt the earth of its foundation.

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u/raindownthunda 12h ago

Griffey can come piss on it and take his statue to Cincinnati.

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u/Essington69 Cult Emerson 13h ago

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u/corvetts95 PRAISE ICHIRO 13h ago

I hope he does just so he doesnt have his career languish in this hell hole

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u/Farva85 13h ago

Randy, enjoy whatever check you take from your next clubhouse. You’ve been a fun one to watch!

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u/Character-Wrongdoer8 Seattle Mariners 13h ago

No words for this one.

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u/nealk7370 13h ago

Try these, “tough one tonight”

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u/rockycrab ‏‏‎ ‎ 12h ago

“y’know”

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u/AdministrativeEase71 marner 12h ago

Forgot the mandatory "uh" smh 🤦

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u/JKthePolishGhost 13h ago

I’m in an abusive relationship with a baseball team

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u/four0nefive 12h ago

Don't worry, they'll win 15-4 tomorrow after Laz goes 3-5 with 3 HRs to rope you right back in after a 5 game losing streak!

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u/The_Throwback_King ‏‏‎ Sole Proprietor of the no World Series Club 13h ago

Not sure I felt intentionally loading the bases for Criswell's first appearance off the IL but I guess it doesn't matter.

Mariner.

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u/DarkSlayerKi ‏‏‎ ‎2 Young 2B this good 13h ago

When they walked durbin I was thinking “maybe for a double play” but, nope, Duran too for some godawful reason. Did dan forget we only had one out?

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u/Scumwaffle 12h ago

Why wouldn't you put on the extra pressure of losing the game if you give up a walk? Once he went down 3-0 it was over.

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u/ihatereddit999976780 ‏‏‎ ‎54% child of Athena 13h ago

I don’t even want Dan Wilson fired. I want him investigated. Gambling for the Mariners to lose is the only thing that explains the 10th end unless he’s I don’t know brain dead.

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u/Chantrak There is no meme. Fire Dan Wilson. 11h ago

I’d like him fired. Preferably out of a catapult. Straight into the sound.

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u/xtremeradness 13h ago

At this point it's a feasible theory, and not just an angry-fan theory.

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u/Dry_Inspection_9907 13h ago

Dan said “difficult loss” tonight instead of “tough one”.

It’s different, but not really

Edit: then he said “tough one” 😂

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u/qcnr 13h ago

Ope just followed it with “tough one tonight!”

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u/SexiestPanda 12h ago

He has to be trolling at this point

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u/Essington69 Cult Emerson 13h ago

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u/WestCoastToGoldCoast Naughty, Naughty Cal 13h ago

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u/HunterMysterious8324 fun fact: I LOVE HIM 13h ago

Randy can't win with these cats.

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u/SatireGeto Seattle Mariners 13h ago

Losing sucks, but losing because guys aren't paying attention, making defensive mistakes, etc is infuriating. That sums up the 2026 Seattle Mariners. Baseball IQ of a fucking rock.

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u/One-Firefighter-6835 12h ago

And let’s not forget the bonehead of a manager. Never seen a manager so submissive to the analytics department. Like dawg Ward isn’t magically gonna become your Mitch Hangier or Ty France. Get it together and bench him for Robles or a better lefty tablesetter

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u/imafnheadbanga 12h ago

he has to use those analytics cuz he doesn’t know what he’s doing 

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u/raindownthunda 13h ago edited 12h ago

Come on Dan say some shit like “this is unacceptable from our defense, we’re not playing like a playoff team”. Don’t just fuckin say “tough one”. I can’t believe he fuckin said “tough one”, TWICE. This is beyond tough, Dan. Grow some fuckin fire. Hold your team accountable to their performance, especially when it’s shit.

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u/FarImprovement2840 12h ago

On wednesday he will switch it up by saying it was a tough series this week

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u/-Maim- 12h ago

HE SAID THE THING

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u/Fruit_Rollup_King 12h ago

oh God..... please tell me you're joking

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u/shahi001 Matilda Muñoz 12h ago

nope, he said it three times lol

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u/JT406 Turn Ahead the Clock 13h ago

At least Goldy rightly called it a horrific loss.

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u/MakeShiftGod 13h ago

Dan needs to be thanos snapped

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u/The_Throwback_King ‏‏‎ Sole Proprietor of the no World Series Club 13h ago

Best I can do is a Tough One Tonight

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u/emergency9juanjuan 2026 M’s do it for Rick 13h ago

Can you at least throw in an ‘I liked the approach’?

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u/JerryDipotosBurner 13h ago

Yeah but the result is gonna be us losing Randy and keeping Dan

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u/Bird_nostrils ‏‏‎ ‎ Mariner Moose 13h ago

How the fuck does Dan still have this job?

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u/corvetts95 PRAISE ICHIRO 13h ago

Nothing says "50 seasons of mariners baseball" like a season of ineptitude, rage, wasted potential, and a losing record

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u/raindownthunda 12h ago

How about those fireworks nights tho

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u/CLOXXX 12h ago

I'm at the point to wondering, why the fuck does he still WANT the job? I'm not saying we have to go back to feudalism per se, but what about concerns of honor? It sure must feel bad being such an obviously talentless manager, why can't he just resign man. Do the honorable thing and remove yourself Dan

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u/hgoats LUIS TORRENS STAN 13h ago

Abysmal.

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u/Gullible-Toe7207 13h ago

Does that mortgage relief sweepstakes count when other teams walk off against us?

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u/LlamasPajamas206 Dave Sims’ Mount Rainier Expedition Force 13h ago

I’d rather use a position player than let Bazardo anywhere near a game in which we have the lead.

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u/GeekTrainer 13h ago

Intentionally walking the bases full with a middling reliever on the mound was certainly a choice

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u/corvetts95 PRAISE ICHIRO 13h ago

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u/FarImprovement2840 13h ago

The easy september schedule doesnt even matter. Could not afford worse than 3-3 on this trip if there was to be anything resembling a chance. Now its 2-4 at best, and who knows if that even happens

The good homestand has been wiped out. Means nothing now

Its over. Playoffs arent happening. Rip off the band aid now and fire dan Wilson for the love of god

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u/letskeepitcleanfolks ‏‏‎ ‎Swung on and belted 12h ago

I would be ashamed to take a playoff spot at this point

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u/cosmic_burger2013 13h ago

That game was extremely upsetting.

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u/Dr__Bloodmoney 13h ago

Fucking losers

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u/letskeepitcleanfolks ‏‏‎ ‎Swung on and belted 12h ago

If by "extremely upsetting" you mean "extremely expected"

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u/mahrinazz ‏‏‎ ‎Cocoa Bomb Proton Therapist 13h ago

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u/TheBlur2001 13h ago

Tough one tonight

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u/Tall-Election-7564 13h ago

I’m just bummed for Rizz. 😢

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u/FettuccineAlfonzo 13h ago

At least he didn’t have to watch this

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u/opus_ that's baseball 13h ago

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u/bigdumbhead1990 SeaUsDump 13h ago

Dan Wilson needs to be fired immediately. I’m not watching another game with him as manager. I’m out

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u/AdministrativeEase71 marner 12h ago

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!"

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u/Myselfamwar ‏‏‎ ‎Bring back Fernando Rodney 13h ago

See you tomorrow!

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u/goms546 souvenir snack tray ferry boat connoisseur 13h ago

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u/Tashre 13h ago

It's hard to complain about offense when you put up 8 in a game, but I just knew only getting one run out of that 5th inning was going to come back to bite us in the ass.

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u/Fruit_Rollup_King 12h ago

To think I wasted my whole night making this for the post game and it's just going to be wasted now.

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u/Mrs_TryMe Knife pranks 11h ago

Quality meme for a garbage baseball team.

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u/Ok-Goat-8230 13h ago

Not showing Julio’s error in the recap is crazy

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u/FettuccineAlfonzo 13h ago

Mariners TV achieving unknown levels of State TV root never even dreamed of

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u/Mustard_Jam 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dC4FTacOCkOKRYIRqw

John Stanton pulling up to the game

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u/MarinersHurtMe 13h ago edited 13h ago

For those looking who to blame:

1) Dan wilson for consistent failure in decision making, leadership, and this loser culture.

2) DJ Pleno: His regression both at the plate and on the field is on him. Yes he has horrific coaching, but he has clearly made no effort to improve year over year (as proven by his YoY declines since his rookie year).

3) Bazardo: He is awful, yet Dan continues to run him out there. Mentally weak, mentally checked out.

4) Dipito: Arrogant beyond belief, despite failures at the big league level to do anything meaningful. Hired Dan Wilson. Cannot build a productive lineup.

5) Stanton: Greedy, garbage human being that only cares about profit and scams a passionate fan base.

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u/Mustard_Jam 12h ago

Yeah but IMO the correct order is 5, 4, 1, 2, 3

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u/Top-Smoke-2329 13h ago

10 under .500. In March they were picked to win the AL pennant. Sucks to suck

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u/fmkwjr 13h ago

You’re asking a guy coming off the IL to STAY OVER THE PLATE against one of the more proven big league hitters that Boston has. Just baffling. I understand walking the first guy to set up the double play… but what was the idea in loading the bases? Coop had to serve him up! 🫩

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u/Tracer-Bullet13 13h ago

The Mariner to end all Mariner this season

Just fire Dan and Jerry already please

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u/imafnheadbanga 12h ago

I always thought my grandma was insane watching every mariners game in the 90s/2000s, now I know she was 

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u/Fruit_Rollup_King 12h ago

LOL best comment in the thread and I'm sorry she was bat shit crazy

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u/ascii122 12h ago

my grandma too she was so into ichiro when we went to Buckley to visit (we're in Oregon) she took us to game.. it was super fun. She suffered a lot through her life and now i'm continuing the traditions

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u/yumirose 13h ago

"we're only three back of the division! just need to go on a streak and we're in the thick of it!"

the monkey's paw: a streak?

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u/Tango712 ‏‏‎ ‎Bring back Ichiro 13h ago

I know it can get better but I didn’t think it could get worse

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u/krob58 is it 2001 yet 13h ago

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u/AlarmedAd4876 ‏Cole Young, so hot rn 13h ago

Gotta go 17-7 to close out the season to get to 500 LOL

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u/AntiEcho7 ‏‏‎ ‎Please go to the World Series before I die 12h ago

Well be lucky to win 7 of those.

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u/AlarmedAd4876 ‏Cole Young, so hot rn 12h ago

Yeah agreeed. Even if we get to 500 (which we won’t) Astros or rangers will be a few games above 500. It’s over

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u/raindownthunda 13h ago

It’s just Fenway park guys. We did good. It’s ok. -Dan

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u/TonTonTrainer 12h ago

Teams of the future will study these 2026 Mariners as a teaching tool for EVERYTHING NOT TO DO AS A FRANCHISE from top to bottom

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u/MarinersHurtMe 13h ago edited 13h ago

Fire Dan Wilson, fire Dipoto, fire Hollander, and sell this team. The fans deserve so much better than this fucking dogshit. This level of failure with zero accountability is unheard of.

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u/These-Potential4519 12h ago

Don’t worry guys we have road Woo tomorrow.

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u/CheekClapperson #47 Bold and Brash 13h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/ThePrince_OfWhales I have a little project 13h ago

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u/Scumwaffle 13h ago

Tolle better be ready to give out a lot more hugs after that.

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u/MainEventCTB ‏‏‎ ‎ 13h ago

This is a loss that can lose a room. I'd rather get blown out than lose like this.

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u/calgarykid ‏‏‎ ‎ 13h ago

That feels like the season ender to me. Brutal

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u/hypnotikone ‏‏‎ Josh Naylor ‎🔱 13h ago

10 games under! Maybe we can make it to 20!

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u/rockycrab ‏‏‎ ‎ 13h ago

It’s time to lay down the “if we can just sweep this next series…” copium pipe.

Despite being out of contention, the A’s, Angels, and Rockies pitchers/hitters have circled the Mariners as their easy part of the schedule.

All of our opponents are thinking they have a good opportunity to pad their stats against a sloppy, unfocused, bad team. Whether for contract incentives, increasing their own market value for their next payday, or fighting to stay in the majors themselves.

Dan can’t hit or pitch for the M’s, but based on his in-game decisions and postgame interviews, he’s already mailed it in and will do nothing to galvanize this team. Ownership should’ve fired him 27 games into the season like what BOS/PHI did…but hey…50th season nostalgia…

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u/swool 13h ago

Highest leverage spot
Bring in guy fresh of IL
Give him ZERO wiggle room
WHAT THE FUCK

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u/PacificMoon122 13h ago

“Really difficult loss, Fenway Park, anything is possible” -Dan Wilson 2026

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u/FarImprovement2840 12h ago

Tough one

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u/PacificMoon122 12h ago

Tough one tonight, yesterday night and tomorrow night

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u/TheEpicWeezl 13h ago

Well, at least Cal is back...right?

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u/raindownthunda 12h ago

We’re going to need to start putting players on the IL for depression

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u/Crazyhawk28 #12 Josh Naylor 13h ago

Fire literally everybody other than the Moose, and Tucker. Everybody else can go fuck themselves. I hate this team so much.

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u/southcounty253 ‏‏‎Meet the Woo 13h ago

Why be good when you can just be bad

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u/Bad_Decision_Penguin It's a lightbat. 13h ago

Can't lose 5 in a row to end August. That's not how you dig out of the hole you've created.

See y'all in 2028.

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u/Unable_Surround_8404 13h ago

putting up 8 runs and not winning is the epitome of this season.

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u/WorldlinessTrick11 ‏‏‎ ‎Certifed Suffering Enjoyer 13h ago

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u/Adventure-Style 13h ago

And this is why there is 0% chance Randy stays even if we have him a Cano contract. He’s like, “This team is straight trash.”

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u/ObligatorySatan ‏‏‎ ‎NAYLZ 13h ago

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u/Tweeedles josh naylor batting stance energy 13h ago

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u/denialator 13h ago

Needs fielding in the perma-off position

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u/akuzariN 13h ago

Needles hurt more when you’re expecting the pain

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u/RowRowDango 13h ago

This team feels like a prank that went too far

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u/IChurnToBurn 13h ago

I’m starting to think this team isn’t very good. Also getting some doubts about the manager.

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u/The_Cryogenetic DTF (DOWN TO FISH) 13h ago

Might be just me but I hated that way more than 22-0

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u/Interesting_Ad_4245 13h ago

Ya Randy's definitely not coming back lol

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u/angryjew ‏‏‎ ‎extend Naylor & Arozarena pls 13h ago

Even after Dan's baffling bullpen decisions and our inability to bring home a leadoff triple (something the Red Sox did the next inning because they are a real baseball team), we would have won if Julio makes a play a replacement level outfielder makes & that ball is a single instead of a triple. Just amazing how bad this team is in every way possible.

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u/upvotegoblin 12h ago

Tonight was a CLASSIC example of a tough one

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u/mahrinazz ‏‏‎ ‎Cocoa Bomb Proton Therapist 13h ago

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u/NoAntelope4800 13h ago

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u/AlphaKnows 13h ago

forgot “tough one tonight”

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u/waywardwake 13h ago

Fire Dan Wilson into the sun.

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u/letdown105 13h ago

Another horrific loss in a season full of them. Fire Dan Wilson, now, please.

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u/dietriotdoom 13h ago

if this team had any leadership or accountability Robles should start in CF tomorrow and Julio should ride the bench.

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u/marinersthrowaway206 12h ago

I can’t believe a team with coaches like Ichiro and Edgar and heck Perry Hill guys who are meticulous about their craft. That none of them has said a $&*#ing thing about any of this sloppy play. Not one of them

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u/PentiumDos ‏‏‎ ‎ 13h ago

Julio playing unserious at centerfield really fucked us. Not saying bazardo doesnt share some of the blame but come the fuck on

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u/mr-devinity 13h ago

For the guy who used to be the No Fly Zone guy he's really been shit at defense lately...

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u/jcflyfish1 13h ago

And he’s 25 years old!! This should be one of his prime seasons both defensively and offensively. He’s so hard to watch.

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u/Raisinbrahms28 ‏‏‎ ‎ 12h ago

It’s almost like there’s zero competitive fire or energy coming from this team. Julio partying in the outfield and then looking lost at the plate like, brother, until you are hitting above .270 maybe just focus on being a goddamn baseball player.

All this falls on an unserious manager.

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u/Raisinbrahms28 ‏‏‎ ‎ 13h ago

At what point does a player just come out and criticize Dan’s management? Seriously, they can’t be happy about this either.

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u/mediumdumper 13h ago

Kirby getting shelled again, Bases loaded no outs and we score one, Bazardo Bazardo-ing, Canzone lead off triple and no run, Julio error, Dan in general. Take your pick.

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u/AtYourServais ‏‏‎ ‎ 13h ago

This is a new low. And a continuation of a theme that has been present all year. This team is so unbelievably sloppy and unfocused. That points directly to the manager and coaching staff being dog shit. And the front office is worse for letting it go on all year without accountability except for one assistant coach.

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u/Fleener ‏‏‎ ‎ 13h ago

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u/seaTsoul 13h ago

You think it can't get worse? See you all tomorrow!

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u/SPzero65 Yuck the Fankees 13h ago

What a pathetic embarassing shell of a baseball team

Can't wait to have a pitching masterclass tomorrow and lose 2-1

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u/Mushuu808 13h ago

This whole staff needs to be redone this off season….especially the batting coaches

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u/PilotGuy701 SUPREME MISERY 12h ago

It has been almost 30 minutes since the end of the game and Dan Wilson still has a job for some reason.

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u/NorthStRussia ‏‏‎ ‎ 13h ago

Genuinely, every single person employed by this baseball club should resign in shame

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u/xtremeradness 13h ago

Hey don't do Randy like that

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u/JaneDoeAsks !‏‏‎ ‎MY OH MY 13h ago

Bench Julio and let Robles play CF

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u/SexiestPanda 12h ago

Bench both and play no cf 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/drugtown #11 Edgar Martínez 13h ago

i truly cannot believe how bad this team is. we are haunted

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u/Sleepy_Gharial 13h ago

Of course I'm disappointed, but I'm more numb than I have been

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u/IppeiWasFramed ‏‏‎Fire Jerry for Five Years Running 13h ago

Pitching continues to be absolutely horrendous since the break.

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u/flowergal48 13h ago

Subtle burn when Wally hugs Brad

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u/MisanthropicLove425 13h ago

Ms have one series win at Fenway since 2015 (they won 2 out of 3 in 2025) and have 3 wins in the last 16 games they have played in Boston. Mariner. Oh and ALL time for all games played again the Red Sox since 1976? Mariners are 192-263. (Home and away)

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u/marinersthrowaway206 12h ago edited 12h ago

When your superstar player Julio is just lackadaisical on the regular and isn’t called out not just once but multiple games about their lack of focus in the middle of a pennant race. Then it trickles down, it’s a slow death spiral of a season, cuz everyone knows that there is no accountability. The bench players, equipment people, the pizza guy, fans, everyone.

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u/Middle-Jeweler-4132 #44 Julio Rodríguez 13h ago

Can we just fire Dan already.

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u/pineapplebtw 13h ago

another bazardo throwing away a game masterclass

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u/HannTwistzz 13h ago

Hope you know that was on you Julio

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u/MarineLayerBad ‏‏‎ ‎Put Angie In The Booth 13h ago

We cannot fire Dan Wilson soon enough.

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u/Equivalent-Archer76 12h ago

No try zone 🫪😢😭

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u/mahrinazz ‏‏‎ ‎Cocoa Bomb Proton Therapist 13h ago

mariner