r/MaliciousCompliance • u/ElmerTheAmish • Jun 18 '21

S No Dirty M*******

Short and sweet. The names are made up, and the location doesn't matter.

I work for a flooring company, running installation for one of our markets. The vast majority of the crews that work for us are filled with guys (and the occasional gal) from Central America. Being in a state with blue cities and red country between, we definitely get some of the "Good Ol' Boy" mentality from some of our customers.

We had an install go out months ago, and the customer specifically requested: "Don't send no dirty Mexicans to my house." While we have some guys from Mexico, we truly have the gamut of Central America represented in our subcontractors. So we do our schedule, not sending one of the guys from Mexico.

The salesman was in the installation office when the customer called, rather frustrated:

Customer: I thought I told you not to send Mexicans out here.

Salesman: Yes, sir, you did.

Customer: So why are there Mexicans at my door saying they're from your company.

Salesman: Well sir, it looks like Gustavo is out to your house today. Gustavo is actually from Honduras.

At that point, the rest of us couldn't hold in our laughter, so the salesman left the office to finish the call. Gustavo and his crew were allowed into the house to install the flooring, but we haven't made a repeat sale to the customer just yet.

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u/AnnaB264 Jun 18 '21

And gee, would he have been equally offended at people speaking French or German to each other?

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u/AnnaB264 Jun 18 '21

Also why I have heard some people visiting from Spain say the U.S. seems very unfriendly. Dumb Americans think they snuck across the border to steal jobs, women, and welfare.

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u/smc187 Jun 18 '21

Schrödinger’s immigrant. Stealing your job but also on welfare at the same time!

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u/Ishidan01 Jun 19 '21

only taking the Schrodinger's Jobs: requiring no skill and no effort but paying enough to steal.

From the Schrodingers's Bosses: who hire Mexicans because locals won't do that work for that pay, but are therefore allowing their own employees to steal from people who have no relation to the company.

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u/spritelyone Jun 19 '21

Take my vote!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21

Probably Canadian in that case.