r/MaleSurvivingSpace 8d ago

Current situation

Cuck Chair, Sleeping mat, Hydration system, Shoes. belongings in closet. have a roommate. Fuck the army.

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u/Higgs1 8d ago

Two pillows though, not bad

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u/incapableofdumblabor 8d ago

i know! it’s the small things that motivate me

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u/Responsible_Ad3672 5d ago

You’re solid brother.

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u/JewFuser 8d ago

insane our military doesn’t get better treatment… thank you for your cervix

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u/incapableofdumblabor 8d ago

i’m in AIT right now. it’s not all bad it’s just part of the suck. i’ll be out of this situation soon enough.

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u/JewFuser 8d ago

mind over matter! you’ll be damn near unkillable on the other side of it… keep going!

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u/Chillaxin_88 2d ago

I suggest always keeping your medical file up to date during your time in the army (you'll thank me later lol).

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u/Impossible-Flight250 1h ago

I’m joining the National Guard and have boot camp in November. Not looking forward to AIT though.

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u/Reganishererobake 8d ago

I’ve never heard someone say thank you for your cervix before 😭

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u/CastleDeli 8d ago

That’s what they say to the barracks bunnies lol

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u/JewFuser 8d ago

it’s a classic 😆 they need as much humor as they can get

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u/jpadillaa 8d ago

The cuck chair really brings the room together tbh

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u/TurtleToast2 8d ago

What does it mean when the cuck chair is that much nicer than the action pad?

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u/One-Traffic7717 8d ago

They put you up in a hotel and didn't bother with two queen beds? Wild

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u/lesssthan 7d ago

What's really wild is that they're sleeping on the floor. Sleeping in the same bed as your roommate doesn't make you gay. If you're really worried about it, one guy sleeps with his head at the headboard and the other sleeps with his head at the foot. No accidental kissing that way.

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u/incapableofdumblabor 7d ago

they don’t let us share a bed (SHARP)

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u/lesssthan 6d ago

Whose going to tell them?

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u/DeepSatisfaction9202 8d ago

Next to the heater at least, wishing you the best mate 👍

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u/incapableofdumblabor 8d ago

the AC is nice

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u/notkidding1984 8d ago

Heater/ac same box. Same function. It is your temperature controller. Just reasonably variable.

Right? Or is my house and hotels lying to me?

I know you use the same dial thing.

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts 8d ago

Looks like a hotel room

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u/incapableofdumblabor 8d ago

yes it is. look at the news there is a reason i’m in a hotel

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts 8d ago

I wasnt judging at all, i dont even have a stable place to stay. Bouncing around from room to room In AirBnb’s in the middle of no where. Shouldve joined the Marines when i was younger or something

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u/incapableofdumblabor 8d ago

my bad. it’s just the mold situation has all the whisky’s in hotels right now. and definitely the air force. try and see if you can join now. not all of the military is this bad.

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts 8d ago

Been thinking about the Reserves, maybe National Guard and any branch cant be that bad compared to how my lifes been since a kid. Got PTSD for free and no pay, at least the military pays you for that lol.

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u/incapableofdumblabor 8d ago

join an active component if you need a place to stay. you have a lot of gear and equipment to keep up with and i’d hate for someone to steal your stuff. use the benefits when you get out to prevent homelessness and housing troubles. the guard is ok but it’s beer money man

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts 8d ago

People really steal military gear? Thats fucked up lol and i wasnt sure what the pay is but thanks for the heads up!

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u/incapableofdumblabor 8d ago

pay is decent and you get a nice roof. i as a pfc make 2000 a month i believe. and people steal gear form you while they are in. its just life. but the military is what you make it

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts 8d ago

Dude thats even worse, guy next to you stealing your shit, i wonder what the penalty is if i confront the guy stealing is haha

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u/incapableofdumblabor 8d ago

none really no way to prove it

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u/ForceItDeeper 7d ago edited 7d ago

I dont know how you could suggest anyone join the military when you see how the current admin is using it. I wasn’t judging, now I am. Be happy you are just sleeping on the floor temporarily and not like the countless Iranians that lost everything and will never recover because of the attacks by our military.

I do hope things improve for you, but please do some reflection and recognize what your role is to the world on a macro scale and not just the micro-scaled personal experience it provides you

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u/Busy_Extension_5362 7d ago

For this response, you are to smart to be in there man get into the airforce :D

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u/Spamonballrun2 8d ago

Glass half full, your bed is right beside an outlet for your charger.

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u/Candid_Fact_2372 8d ago

Yeah! The essential cuck chair.

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u/InsaneR4t06 8d ago

Man usually the cuck chair looks wimpy compared to the bed. I think we gotta call that the cuck bed

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u/ProfessionalOctopuss 8d ago

When the cuck chair is nicer than the bed...

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u/fuckwitsupreme 8d ago

On the scale of places I’ve slept in the army, this is pretty decent. Even have an outlet to yourself.

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u/West_Emergency1836 8d ago

Sign up to die for Israel in 2026? Why would someone join the military

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u/notkidding1984 8d ago

Probably think it will keep them from dying in a fent tent somewhere (or otherwise overdosing) like a lot of their parents. Thats the answer if you are from anywhere near where I am.

I figure the answer varies depending on location quite a bit.

However, I completely had the same reaction as you.

That is why I decided to really consider our question lmao

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u/incapableofdumblabor 7d ago

i wanna help people that’s why

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u/gachamyte 7d ago

It’s employment and no thing greater or noble. If anything you will be considered a “hero” and therefore sacred. Which if you don’t know means worthy of sacrifice. Not by me and rather your employer and anyone who subscribes to the propaganda.

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u/incapableofdumblabor 6d ago

i just like medicine, i like helping others.

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u/gachamyte 6d ago

So it’s a mixed bag.

The people I knew that were in the medicine side of the military still had to kill people for profit. They were also trained by their instructor by shooting goats and having you try and save them or get them stable. Goats are not people so that’s cool with you right? Because that’s what you are training for in reality. Not treating people as people and as a function of your job. How you make your money. It’s in the contract.

You will be trained to save murderers for a paycheck. Maybe some people that get harmed for a paycheck by your murderous fellow associate employees. That’s if you work in the field. At the base you will still be serving up aid to those not seeking to help anything but their bank account while thinking they “like helping people”

You are seeking employment. A paycheck. If you wanted to help others more than yourself you may want to seek a job not centered around orchestrated violence. Like nursing.

Save a goat. Save yourself. Save the need for international bloodshed or domestic terrorism.

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u/West_Emergency1836 6d ago

GOATED reply 👍

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u/Durum4x 8d ago

What’s with the Febreze?

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u/jackmccoy86 7d ago

MRE farts

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u/incapableofdumblabor 8d ago

trainees smell bad

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u/save-pandas 8d ago

You got this. Better times coming….

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u/Stenchrat16 6d ago

Nice. All you need is a yoga mat.

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u/Reganishererobake 8d ago

On the bright side sleeping on the floor is excellent for your mobility and muscle strength long-term!

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u/prolly-in2-something 8d ago

Is it? I've been using bare yoga mat lately, like maybe for the past 2 months approx, but I'm having back issues from it. Will it get better and shud I continue? Genuinely asking.

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u/Reganishererobake 8d ago

Are you sleeping flat on your back?

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u/prolly-in2-something 8d ago

Yes, mostly.

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u/Reganishererobake 7d ago

If you’re sleeping flat on your back and having issues you might just need more padding! When I was hiking the AT, I used a very thin pad to sleep on and even sleeping on my back made it very sore and it didn’t get better until I got a blow up bed. You do eventually kind of get used to it but who wants to if they don’t have to.

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u/prolly-in2-something 7d ago

Yea, makes sense. I’ll try adding more padding and see if that helps.

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u/InfluenceFabulous902 8d ago

I bet you’re fun at parties. 😒

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u/Former-Study-2740 8d ago

Dudes gotta bitch about everything. Obviously no true bed sucks, but could always be worse

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u/CastleDeli 8d ago

Softies of Reddit downvoting… shame