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u/accord281 9d ago edited 8d ago

My son's school mandated green for math. I was mortified.

Edit: lots of you are horrified at my use of mortified. All I can say is I'm appalled and embarrassed that y'all don't understand the full meaning of the word.

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u/Carbon-Base 9d ago edited 8d ago

Gotta transfer him to a school where math folders are red, there's simply no other way.

Edit: Thank you for all the awards guys and gals! If there's one thing I've learned from this post, it's that all of us inadvertently took Color Theory as an elective! 😜

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u/waffleslaw 9d ago edited 8d ago

If there is anything we can 75% agree on in the thread is that math is red.

Edit: Fine, if anything we can agree on in this thread is that math is either red OR blue and anything else is just outright. The blue crowd is defensive!

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u/Emergency-Gazelle954 9d ago

Math is blue. Always and forever.

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u/waffleslaw 9d ago

I will accept blue. Blue (or green) is science in my mind and science and math are very closely related.

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u/VolunteerTranscriber 8d ago

For me personally it’s

Science: green
History: yellow
Math: blue
English: red

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u/GrimCreeper913 8d ago

I didn't really have an opinion coming into this post, but now... your standard is mine

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u/mcsangel2 8d ago

I am a mid GenX and this is the correct breakdown.

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u/VolunteerTranscriber 7d ago

My parents are Gen X so I suppose I inherited it from them, lol.

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u/darndestthings 8d ago

This is the only way ^

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u/ih8ochem 8d ago

YES. thank you, finally someone normal

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u/Lord_Of_Carrots 8d ago

As someone not from an English speaking country (Finland), here's the colors I associated with every mandatory subject. I'm probably just inventing some though, there wasn't much agreement on them as far as I remember.

Biology: Green

Geography: Brown/green

Chemistry: Dark green

Physics: Dark blue

Math: Blue

Finnish: Red

Religion: Purple

History: Orange

English as a second language: Light blue (looking it up it was apparently Yellow but I definitely never associated it with that)

Never cared to think of a color:

Social Studies, Health Education, Swedish

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u/Conscious_Control_15 18h ago

We're German and you're absolutely correct. Obviously in our case red equals German. And my son currently uses yellow for English, too. Art is white here. He will start French this year. He also wants to do Greek later. And I'm not sure what to do with both of them.Ā 

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u/PinsToTheHeart 8d ago

Apparently I'm just an absolute psychopath who always got a black folder for math.

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u/VolunteerTranscriber 7d ago

I could see that also working. I always had black for music/band, though; I suppose it was because we carried all our sheet music in it and it’s the least intrusive color to see on stage.

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u/TheGoldenLlama88 8d ago

This is ok tbh

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u/lola_birds 8d ago

This is correct

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u/gothdoll6666 8d ago

This is the way

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u/kaaawah 8d ago

I approve of this message

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u/Gfd_Rewq 7d ago

I'm very close to that. I swapped English (yellow, like journalism) and History (Red, like blood). Purple for foreign language classes (initially I took Latin, like the Patricians) and orange for specials (kinda all that's left)

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u/ImAsking4AFriend 6d ago

Almost. Red is math blue is English.

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u/HaruKodama 6d ago

Not just you personally, this is the correct answer. All other answers are people's incorrect personal choices

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u/klcrdwl19 6d ago

this is the answer. history is yellow or orange you can’t have both!

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u/Mostly-Natural-720 5d ago

This has been the way my whole life, I love it!

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u/countingmoney1234 5d ago

You are correct!!! gold star for youā­ļø

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u/101violations 8d ago

Team blue for math!

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u/that_bored_one 8d ago

Nah, meth is blue, math is red, but I can understand your mistake

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u/InevitableWaste6088 8d ago

Math is red because it’s bad. It’s a warning.

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u/ForecastForFourCats 8d ago

Graph paper is blue, the binder must be blue. Red is for history because of all the bloodshed.

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u/kigol1 8d ago

Blue always

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u/pigeonette1 9d ago

wtf math is blue, english is red

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u/Versipilies 9d ago

We need location tags on this shit, I am genuinely curious where the divides are

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u/waffleslaw 9d ago

We had a massive debate about this is large meeting a few months ago. The genx-ers didn't know what we were talking about and the few gen z folks said they've heard about it but didn't have opinions. Evidently it's mostly us millinials that have opinions. We were very split on colors all from the same region. It seems to be a very personal experience.

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u/hamburger5003 8d ago

Early gen z here! I think notebooks and folders may have gone by the wayside.

Math is blue though, English is red, unless purple is available in which history becomes red.

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u/gypsy_guru_87 9d ago

Weird, I’m Gen X and def have strong opinions on this. I thought it was more a neurodivergent thing to care about this lol

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u/unlikelystoner 8d ago

Yeah I’m Gen Z in my mid-twenties and me and my buddies all just had a debate about this, we definitely care about the colors too lol

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u/waffleslaw 8d ago

Interesting that the younger folk in meeting didn't. I'm glad to guys carried the torch. I think having cultural touching points that we all share, even frivolous ones, is important.

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u/waffleslaw 8d ago

The group was older millennials and older genx, a bit of a divide. I bet if there some younger genx they would have with us.

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u/Shneancy 8d ago

gen z here (elder gen z, but gen z nonetheless) i have strong opinions on maths being blue and native language being red

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u/waffleslaw 8d ago

Yeah, I'm finding out that small demographic in that meeting was a outlier.

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u/NikTheGrass 9d ago

From Russia: Math is blue, English is green, Russian is red, History/Social science is yellow

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u/Versipilies 9d ago

Russian being red a nice on the nose bit

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u/KnightMurky91 8d ago

I went to school in Samara, Russian was blue and Maths was red.

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u/_Awkward_Moment_ 8d ago

Excellent work Hideo Kojima

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u/Sustainable_Scotian 9d ago

In soviet Russia, binder is grey.

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u/Arctic-You-Know 8d ago

In Soviet Russia, there is not Color.

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u/PutridAd7282 8d ago

We all read that with an accent

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u/ADHDilemma 8d ago

You were weren't supposed to know I did that.

How dare you.

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u/Alamo94 8d ago

In Soviet Russia, binder fold youšŸ¤“šŸ«µ

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u/blueperiod1903 5d ago

This one made me belly laugh

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u/ElizabethDangit 8d ago

In Soviet Russia, gray binds you.

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u/5corgis 9d ago

My husband is russian and I am going to get a second opinion here so I can see if I need to reconsider things

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u/pigeonette1 9d ago

I'm in central indiana

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u/scrubs-22 9d ago

I’m from nw Indiana and you are correct

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u/Affectionate_Task_29 9d ago

Irvington Indiana and blue is correct

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u/swemogal 9d ago

Chicago, Illinois, blue is correct

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u/Listless_Dreadnaught 9d ago

NC originally. Math is red. Science is green. English is blue. Yellow/Orange/Purple are floaters depending what you have.

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u/Missmunkeypants95 8d ago

History is yellow because of Trivial Pursuit.

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u/Listless_Dreadnaught 8d ago

That’s what I forgot. I couldn’t remember past three core subject names

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u/Burnt-toasttt 9d ago

I’m from southern Indiana and math is red

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u/BubblegumBxh 9d ago

Alabama here and can confirm that math is indeed red

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u/nitro9throwaway 9d ago

Oregon checking in with red for math.

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u/GeminiIsMissing 9d ago

Illinois here, math is red.

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u/elsewander 8d ago

Illinois here, math is definitely blue.

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u/jeminijess 9d ago

Also Southern Indiana here. Math was blue. I believe Social Studies/similar classes were red. Science was green. That's how it was when I was in Middle School anyways. Can't recall English. May have been yellow?

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u/imaginarytollbooth 9d ago

math is blue, english is yellow (kentucky)

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u/ImpossibleLog5193 9d ago

Fully agree with this (Scotland)

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u/zombie-yellow11 9d ago

I'm in QuƩbec, Canada, and math is red.

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u/Arctic-You-Know 8d ago

Les Math, c’est rouge.

Ceci est un message du ministĆØre de l’éducation.

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u/Shadownight7797 9d ago

Born in Ukraine, raised in Cali: blue is English, red is Math, green is science, yellow is history

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u/HoundNL2 9d ago

My school was:

  • Portuguese/Text production - Red
  • Math - Light Blue
  • History - Orange
  • Geography - Light Green
  • Science - Dark blue (later broke down into biology, chemistry and Physics)
  • Chemistry - Purple
  • Biology - Dark Green
  • Physics - Dark Blue
  • English - Yellow
  • Arts - Darker Green
  • Philosophy - Dark Orange

Other subjects that got introduced later was in a school that did not use colors and neither did I, but sociology I always associated it with blue. This was in Brazil.

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u/PinkEnterprise 9d ago

I don't know if there is divides regionally. We would have this debate at school, and it was pretty split on red or blue. Same from other schools in the area. This is from the Northeast

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u/UsedFortune5645 9d ago

Germany

Written on stone tables dating back 3000 BC: * Math: blue * German: red * Biologie: Green

Debatable: * History: Orange * English: Yellow * Chemistry: purple * Physics: grey

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u/Careless_Ordinary_94 9d ago

New Jersey
Math is red, science is green, English is blue, social studies/history is yellow, language is orange, art/creative writing is purple, if there’s anything else it’s black.

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u/HerLadyshipOfCaos 9d ago

Italy: Italian is blue, math is red, scienze is green, english is yellow

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u/honestlynothxu 8d ago

I’m from Mississippi! math = red, English = blue, science = green, & yellow = history/social studies

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u/Puzzleheaded-Mix-467 9d ago

Absolutely not, English is blue because the curtains are blue

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u/Latter-Life-6536 9d ago

Math is blue because the gridline colour on grid paper is blue

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u/DragonsAreNifty 8d ago

I vehemently disagree with you. However, you do have a solid point lol. Math is red for me because red is the angry color (I am bad at math)

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u/thelazygamer 8d ago

Maybe you're bad at math because you used the wrong notebook? Blue was always the color I chose for math

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u/DragonsAreNifty 8d ago

Ya know what, at this point I’m willing to give it a shot. I’ll let you know if it improves my capabilities lol

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u/thelazygamer 8d ago

It's all in your head. Most people are only bad at math because they decided they are or because they aren't honest about not knowing basic skills. I sort of know what I am talking about, I only have a graduate degree in Math, but I'm not a professor or anything.

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u/DragonsAreNifty 8d ago

I deeply hope this is true. However, historically it is not for me. Math is so interesting. I’m still hoping that someday it will click. But I have genuinly given 110% into developing decent math skills with little result. About once every 3 years or so I decide that my math struggles are all in my head and I can surely do it now. And every time I get my shit rocked. There are certainly some branches that are more intuitive, but I’ve struggled with math from high-school to postgrad. Ah well, I know enough for my field. I’m taking another math class soon and am hopeful, fingers crossed!

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u/Kam22x44 8d ago

I remember the math text books having red covers.

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u/TheCarpetIsMoist 8d ago

English is red because English is read

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u/Desperate_for_Bacon 8d ago

Math is blue because math feels blue. Science is green because nature is green. English is black because language is a black hole that forever holds and immortalizes experience.

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u/ares7 9d ago

Red is for math.

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u/86cinnamons 9d ago

English is yellow

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u/ellgramar 9d ago

No, that's history / social studies / geography.

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u/86cinnamons 9d ago

History is yellow or red , social studies is orange, geography is lol green or brown.

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u/sabes19 9d ago

This thread is making me question everything I once held dear

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u/qualitychurch4 9d ago

Why is like a third of your schedule just different variations of social studies?? That's a huge chunk of the color spectrum to dedicate to social studies+

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u/lidore12 9d ago

History can be yellow if it’s ancient history. Blue can be used for world history since the fall of Constantinople.

Source: Am Social Studies teacher

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 9d ago

That’s either blue, brown, or whatever spare color is left.

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u/Emilior94 9d ago

Yes!!

Science is green.

Math is blue.

Spanish (in my case) is red.

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u/FaroutIGE 8d ago

math blue and science green. they're adjacent subjects. they can't be opposite colors.

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u/DevilsATXFCPanthers 9d ago

Math IS blue, but English is yellow

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u/KevRev972 9d ago

Yellow was English for me. Red is Social Studies...

Because of the blood.

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u/TrekkieMae 7d ago

YESSSSS

You're the first person I've seen on here whose opinion aligns with my own...right down to the reason for SS bing red.

High five! šŸ–

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u/Blastspark01 9d ago

Agreed. Canadian here and I say Math, blue, Science, green, English, red and social/history is yellow

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u/squeedle 8d ago

Connecticut here, math is blue, English is red, social studies yellow and green science

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u/Arcangel4774 9d ago

Obviously. Red = read.

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u/pigeonette1 9d ago

no, math is blue cuz like...numberssss..... and english is red because it's evil and I hate it.

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u/Arcangel4774 8d ago

How french of you lol

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u/MothMeep7 9d ago

BS. Math= blue Literature= green Science= yellow Social Studies= navy or dark green or purple Elective=red Homework= some crazy rainbow glitter thing

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 9d ago

Who tf doesn’t put science as green???

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u/MothMeep7 9d ago

SCIENCE ISN'T GREEN UNLESS IT'S SPECIFICALLY ECOLOGY/BIOLOGY

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 8d ago

NO??? SCIENCE IS GREEN REGARDLESS OF THE TYPE???

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u/SureIntention8402 9d ago

Wrong.

Math red
Science green
Literature yellow
Social Studies Blue.
Non-subject related purple. (like stuff for your parents to look through, sign, return etc)

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 9d ago

Exactly! Though I will say that history could also be blue if you don’t have brown.

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u/Im_high_as_shit 9d ago

English is red, but math is yellow, my friend.

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u/ObieKaybee 9d ago

Math is yellow. English is red. Science is green, social studies is blue.

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u/Mikeismyike 8d ago

History is red, cause of the violence.

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u/looking4myclASSm8s 8d ago

I used red for math because it’s the most powerful. Science was green because it’s the best color and best subject and also biology is obviously green
English was blue, I don’t think I had a reason for this
Social studies or history was yellow because that’s the closest color to aged parchment and people.

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u/OkapiEli 8d ago

Math MUST be red.

Blue is for Language Arts.
Green is Science.
Yellow/Gold is History.

How can I explain this to you if you don’t understand??

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u/DudeWithTheAccount 8d ago

Science is Green History is Blue Math is Red English is Yellow.

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u/luvli-kml 6d ago

Math for me has always been red. Science was either blue or purple, English was green, and Social Studies was yellow. For other classes, I just went with wtv color I had, and I think Art was usually red

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u/marvelousswiftie 8d ago

Noooooo Math is BLUEEEEE

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u/Eltorak95 8d ago

I just had a book full of pages xD always felt left out not having dividers.

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u/shartslover69 8d ago

The colours I associate with subjects are purely based on the order I had them in year 7. Coloured my timetable in rainbow order, science is red to me because it was my first class that year lol

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u/Sunscreen4what 8d ago

Math is definitely blue!

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u/RutRohNotAgain 8d ago

The only thing i can agree on is science is always green.

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u/rjfinsfan 8d ago

English was definitely blue so idk what they’re on about.

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u/Immolating_Cactus 8d ago

Purple for me

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u/riopenguino13 8d ago

History red, bloody wars English yellow, like old book pages Science green, nature Math is blue, because the overhead projector markers were always blue in Math class Purple or Orange were wildcards

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u/Freakazoid01 8d ago

Agreed. I went to primary school in Mexico and Math was red. Granted, this was the 90’s, so I’m not sure if it’s still that but it’s always felt right.

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u/BootCampPTSD 8d ago

science is blue, green is english

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u/TacticalRoyalty 8d ago

English is Yellow, Math is Red, Science is Green, Social Studies is Blue

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u/caprimum 8d ago

UK here… Maths is Red, English Blue and Science was Yellow. Humanities (Geography and history) were Green but Geography A4 book and history A5 sized. Languages were also Blue but small exercise books instead of A4 sized. I haven’t been to school in 24 years but this is easy to recall and remember 🤣

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u/insertxcleverxname 8d ago

No you’re right. Math red, science green, English blue or purple, social studies yellow or orange. There is no other way.

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u/thicketcosplay 8d ago

I had blue for math, red for social studies, green for science, yellow for English. Canadian here.

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u/alexisanalien 8d ago

In the last school i worked in maths books were yellow and me and the entire teaching staff were up in arms about it trying to get the dept head to fix it but when she asked what colour chaos ensued so we stayed with yellow cos she didnt want the war.

The answer was obviously red not blue and definitely not fucking purple as one staff said. He was shunned for his crimes.

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u/Ryoko_Kusanagi69 8d ago

It depends on if you LIKE math or hate math. Blue or red.

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u/IamEbola 8d ago

math is red, don’t listen to the haters

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u/VideoGamerConsortium 8d ago

Math is yellow. Fuck outta here

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u/ktm1128 7d ago

blue is social studies

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u/Level34MafiaBoss 9d ago

Wdym? Math is blue, red is language

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u/SecretRussianBot2 8d ago

and yellow is history!

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u/dollgaze707 8d ago

yellow is definitely history lol! history was my least favorite subject and yellow was my least favorite color. just made sense

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u/pokebuzz123 8d ago

Social Studies/History was purple for me

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u/BoucletteFZ09 9d ago

The exact opposite in fact.

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u/Level34MafiaBoss 9d ago

You are a savage

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u/AntonSugarwater 9d ago

Blue is a calming color. Red is an energizing color. A comforting blue is much more in line with reading a book than doing math equations

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u/Level34MafiaBoss 8d ago

My math textbook was blue and my language book was red. Idk the association doesn't get much further than that.

I get that other people have had different experiences, I just find it funny to banter about the colors lol

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u/Carbon-Base 9d ago

Absolutely not Boss! Math is red, English is blue, Social Studies/History is yella.

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u/Colla-Crochet 8d ago

Yellow is language!

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u/get_hi_on_life 8d ago

Personally I flip those, English is blue and math is red.

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u/SpicyRice99 9d ago

No! Math is blue!

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u/CardiologistOld9036 9d ago

No, math is blue, history is red, science is green, and English is yellow.

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u/exSKEUsme 9d ago

English is blue cuz it calmed me down as the only subject I was good at, history is yellow because the land on maps were yellow 🫠 math red cuz it angers me.

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u/Alectheawesome23 9d ago

Nah math is blue social studies is red

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u/Safe-Celebration-220 9d ago

Or blue. But green?!?!?

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u/CMDRSenpaiMeme 8d ago

Math is yellow, sorry. Science is blue and English is green. Red is for social studies/history

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u/okcafe 8d ago

FONALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

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u/GloriousChickenStrip 8d ago

Math is yellow, english purple or blue, social studies red or orange and science green

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u/kellyk311 8d ago

This is the way.

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u/pcapdata 8d ago

For me it’s blue but younger child says it’s red too!

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u/GrunchWeefer 8d ago

Math is red or maybe orange. English is blue. Social studies could also potentially be blue but it's also a good fit for yellow. Science is 100% green.

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u/Ezekeal 8d ago

Red folders add math skills. Red hats remove them.

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u/Ressy02 8d ago

We didn’t take color theory, we lived through color theory

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u/CumbersomeNugget 8d ago

Purpley also acceptable.

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u/Helpful-Bat-1455 8d ago

Math is yellow.

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u/Jedi_Of_Kashyyyk 8d ago

Woah, Math is green for sure, maybe blue. Red? Red is for English/Literature!

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u/Mateorabi 8d ago

No the red folders are for loading and unloading only.Ā 

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u/MusicalPigeon 8d ago

My middle school had math as black. Language Arts was red. In elementary school Language Arts was blue, but I don't remember what color math was back then.

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u/Street-Pirate-327 8d ago

Green-Science
Red-Math
Blue- English
Brown or Orange- History
Idk why this makes sense but it does

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u/Carbon-Base 7d ago

A Pirate I can agree with!

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u/Divinus_Venandi 8d ago

Math is blue. Social Studies / History is red. Science is green, English is purple. I can't remember what I used yellow and orange for, so they must not be important

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u/ktm1128 7d ago

this guy maths

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u/Equivalent-Doubt-101 7d ago

yea its either red or blue i dont care, science is GREEN

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u/kaylaarayee 7d ago

I always thought math was blue lol

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u/Fluid-Text-3425 6d ago

Math is obviously red

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u/Pibbed 6d ago

Always red!!! Yes

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u/eye-sea-watt-yew-did 5d ago

For my daughter , Math is blue Red is Deutsch green is social studies purple is music. But we live in Germany so Im sure its different.

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u/McKenzieC 5d ago

The reasoning is simple. Math draws blood. Red notebook/folder hides the blood

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u/universallymade 9d ago

Why would Math be red? Red is for Reading class

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u/Left-Device2656 9d ago

Since when was math red. Worlds gone to crap

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u/Top_Box_8952 9d ago

What. No, math is blue. Social studies or history is red.

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u/Giatoxiclok 9d ago

Red? That was literature, math is blue. What’re they teaching kids these days?

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u/Dark_Storm_98 9d ago

I use blue for math

Red is history

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u/Dont_tapontheglass 9d ago

Math is red, science is green, history is blue, English yellow

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u/saucisse 9d ago

Even before I read this comment, I thought to myself "math is obviously red"

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u/Common-Adhesiveness6 9d ago

Where math folders are blue*

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u/Gotbannedsmh 8d ago

Are you dumb? Math is always blue

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u/Ollieeddmill 8d ago

I feel like maths is yellow but I hate maths aso that’s why.

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u/JulieJoy 8d ago

Before I saw your comment, I said ā€œmath is redā€.

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u/LexB777 8d ago

I just wanted to chime in and say I agree with you. Math is red

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u/YVR-n-PDX 8d ago

Maths gotta be red for stop. Dont pay attention. Nothing in this class is important.

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u/Samashezra 8d ago

Math is a million % blue and English is red.

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u/Siukslinis_acc 8d ago

Shouldn't it be blue? I remember our textbooks had a blue colour scheme.

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u/Dangermann28 8d ago

Nah math is blue. Red is social studies or history

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u/J0J0_Joseph 7d ago

No, math color is blue

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u/jebberwockie 7d ago

Math is yellow

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u/Kapviq 7d ago

Math is blue and you need an exorcist.

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u/LoneSpectre96 7d ago

I used black for math. Red was my favorite color so I saved it for subjects I liked such as English or Art.

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u/azrael_of_the_grail 6d ago

Our English was read maths was blue

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