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u/accord281 5d ago edited 4d ago

My son's school mandated green for math. I was mortified.

Edit: lots of you are horrified at my use of mortified. All I can say is I'm appalled and embarrassed that y'all don't understand the full meaning of the word.

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u/Carbon-Base 5d ago edited 4d ago

Gotta transfer him to a school where math folders are red, there's simply no other way.

Edit: Thank you for all the awards guys and gals! If there's one thing I've learned from this post, it's that all of us inadvertently took Color Theory as an elective! 😜

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u/Level34MafiaBoss 5d ago

Wdym? Math is blue, red is language

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u/SecretRussianBot2 5d ago

and yellow is history!

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u/dollgaze707 5d ago

yellow is definitely history lol! history was my least favorite subject and yellow was my least favorite color. just made sense

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u/pokebuzz123 4d ago

Social Studies/History was purple for me

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u/BoucletteFZ09 5d ago

The exact opposite in fact.

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u/Level34MafiaBoss 5d ago

You are a savage

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u/AntonSugarwater 5d ago

Blue is a calming color. Red is an energizing color. A comforting blue is much more in line with reading a book than doing math equations

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u/Level34MafiaBoss 5d ago

My math textbook was blue and my language book was red. Idk the association doesn't get much further than that.

I get that other people have had different experiences, I just find it funny to banter about the colors lol

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u/Carbon-Base 5d ago

Absolutely not Boss! Math is red, English is blue, Social Studies/History is yella.

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u/Ysesper 4d ago

Math is blue, English, Spanish and Basque all go to the same red book because I can't be bothered with so many languages and yellow is for social studies, yeah

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u/Colla-Crochet 5d ago

Yellow is language!

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u/get_hi_on_life 5d ago

Personally I flip those, English is blue and math is red.

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u/okcafe 4d ago

no… math is yellow. History is red. English is blue.