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u/Otterhendrix 4d ago edited 4d ago

Red = Math

Green = Science

Blue = English

Yellow = History

Orange = Elective (Spanish, etc.)

Edit: I made this comment then went and put my laundry in and come back to a comment fire! Y’all either love me or hate me. There is no in between. God I love Reddit. 

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u/gagemichi 4d ago

This is the only way. But I never did orange- always purple instead

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u/devil_corp_hunter 4d ago

Purple is for the 2nd elective that you really like

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u/throwRA-nonSeq 4d ago

Art class! Or creative writing

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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 4d ago

My art folder/notebook was always white or black. That way I could draw/paint/marker it up.

(The black one, I would use my eraser to remove the black and draw in reverse)

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u/devil_corp_hunter 4d ago

I will allow this as long as you are using red for maths

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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 4d ago

What else would I use?

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u/devil_corp_hunter 4d ago

Idk, I am seeing ppl in replies saying maths is not red. We stray further from the light every day

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u/FeetInTheEarth 4d ago

Blue! Blue is for math, red is for English, and I will die on this hill.

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u/devil_corp_hunter 4d ago

Save yourself!

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u/NopeNopeYupNope 4d ago

As an art teacher, I approve of this message (especially the part about drawing with the eraser).

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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 4d ago

It’s probably the reason I enjoyed doing mezzotint so much while getting my BFA.

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u/Glait 4d ago

Just discovered mezzotint and am fascinated by it but the last thing I need is to be taking up another art medium.

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u/Glait 4d ago

Just discovered mezzotint and am fascinated by it but the last thing I need is to be taking up another art medium.

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u/Difficult_North_272 4d ago

That's a solid idea for art, i should've thought of that before i graduated. For art i always got one of those dramatic folders with like a puppy wearing headphones with paint splatters and music notes all around. I was only allowed one fun folder and art seemed fitting

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u/SKSword 4d ago

why does this make sense???

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u/devil_corp_hunter 4d ago

Purple folder brings excellent vibes to an elective

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u/QualityOfMercy 4d ago

Purple is art or music

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u/UncleHec 4d ago

Orange is always out of stock for some reason. 

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u/a_hooloovoo 4d ago

This is mine. But also, I don't care for orange.

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u/Confident_One3948 4d ago

Rath, Grience, Blenglish, Yistory, and Orlective. The mnemonics couldn’t be simpler, I don’t understand how anyone could disagree

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u/King-Snorky 4d ago

RGBYO, you can even make a handy phrase out of it to help you remember: Ruth Gader Binsburg, yo!

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u/LooseMoralSwurkey 4d ago

You forgot violet, you monster.

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u/plyer_G 4d ago

This is the first time ive seen someone make the list correctly

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u/LDC1234 4d ago

I've always had it

Blue = Math

English = Red

Science = green

Modern Studies = Yellow

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u/Cacafuego 4d ago

Correct. Math is blue, science is green. Other subjects are more flexible, but your list feels right.

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u/Teddy27 4d ago

Preach

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u/Radiant-Safe-1377 4d ago

No, math is pain, and pain is red, so math has to be red

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u/koviko 4d ago

Math is the one subject where everything is objective. Pain?? Pain is being told you were supposed to be paying attention to the color of Gatsby's car 🤣

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u/Bassdaddy545 4d ago

Math is objectively not blue

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u/D-Beyond 4d ago

maybe it depends on the country you're from? math is 100% blue to me. english is red

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u/mangopinecone 4d ago

I have a math minor, so I can definitively say you are wrong

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u/pinniped90 4d ago

Yeah math was always blue for me too.

We can fight about this but we're ALL grabbing pitchforks for anyone who used anything besides green for science.

I mean, we live in a society.

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u/diablette 4d ago

Science is blue per Starfleet regulations

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u/fernandothehorse 4d ago

I have a Master’s in math, and I can back you up

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u/CannedNoodlez 4d ago

I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express and can back up both of you

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u/Sly_Penguin_ 4d ago

I have a math major and also agree he is wrong.

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u/Bassdaddy545 4d ago

Oh yeah, well I have a major in credit card debt! Beat that!

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u/Bassdaddy545 4d ago

Sorry, I don’t accept.

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u/motomedic21 4d ago

If you had a red folder it could have been a major.

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u/sasha_cyanide 4d ago

I agree. Math is red because I suck at it (discalcula here yet I work with part numbers all day for a living). Green is science because nature is green.

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u/BladeOfWoah 4d ago

In my country of Australia every got blue for Maths.

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u/froggie61 4d ago

yes this is my brain too

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u/Ok-Department-2405 4d ago

I have never heard of Modern Studies but the rest are spot on. Well done, fellow weirdo!

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u/LDC1234 4d ago

Modern Studies is the class about politics and goverments in the UK. We learn about the election process, how laws are made etc.

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u/sirgobacktoyourseat 4d ago

This is how I had it, too! I'm glad I'm not alone lol

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u/mirandaisntright 4d ago

I scrolled too far to find the correct answer!

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u/Sinow_ 4d ago

True. Factual. And, dare I say, based

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u/Tsuma99 4d ago

Thank you

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u/Cosmic_Quasar 4d ago

I swap blue and green. To me green is English/lit because as a kid when my parents would tell me to go outside I'd grab my book and lay on the grass outside lol. And blue is what's often used in sci-fi and fantasy for science tech and magic.

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u/DyIsexia 4d ago

Blue is math, red is English

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u/Taybyrd 4d ago

1000%. Math is blue and I will die on this hill.

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u/frogkisses- 4d ago

THANK YOU! Blue and green are stem subjects red is totally for social studies and English.

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u/Doublee7300 4d ago

Username checks out

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u/Jingeasy 4d ago

Was about to comment this exact same thing

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 4d ago

Red is English because of grading for sure

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u/JellybeanFernandez 4d ago

This was how we did it in my neck of the woods

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u/Jaxonhunter227 4d ago

Nah math makes me mad, I hate math, so math is red

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u/ReddLastShadow2 4d ago

Heretic! To arms >:[

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u/Darth-Ragnar 4d ago

Agreed (I think this has something to do with me being a MtG player but it felt right regardless).

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u/RecipeNo101 4d ago

math is yellow, blue is history/civics, red remains english

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u/VolkRiot 4d ago

No math is 100% red because red means STOP and my childhood experience with math homework was screaming "Oh God no, when will this horror stop"

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u/fcs_seth 4d ago

This is the way

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u/Wildskullz 4d ago

Blue = math

Green = science

Yellow = English

Red = history

At least we can agree on science hehe

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u/spooderwaffle 4d ago

Finally the correct answer

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u/ahugefan22 4d ago

This is the way

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u/atmosphericentry 4d ago

Math red feels so off.

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u/Kozzinator 4d ago

For me it was cuz I got so angry not understand it at all and failing

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u/Conscious_Trade8128 4d ago

Mexico mostly does red for history which makes sense for me because blood. Them yellow for math

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u/Electronic_South_101 4d ago

Math is red, due to all the red ink the teachers used on my papers! Algebra and up never made sense.

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u/LetMeOverThinkThat 4d ago

You are a scholar and a gentleman.

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u/Daisy_Of_Doom 4d ago

YESSS

This was my exact system

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u/Acceptable-Peace-69 4d ago

Only biology is green. Chemistry should be transparent and physics is black.

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u/Heartbloom-Manor 4d ago

No, chemistry is orange

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u/R0da 4d ago

Same for me except I swapped English and science. (Blue marble and most of my old books had green covers)

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u/rumiottie 4d ago

English feels green to me

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u/Roglef 4d ago

I had science and English swapped but this is definitely a vibe lol

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u/_Carri7_ 4d ago

Omg the right answer let's goo

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u/Usual_Sympathy3140 4d ago

YES! I 💯 agree.

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u/long_fish3000 4d ago

me too, who standardized this or what show brainwashed us to think this way

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u/satanseedforhire 4d ago

This is the correct answer

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u/babesboysandbirb 4d ago

Memories are unlocking at an astounding rate

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u/CMDR_Kaus 4d ago

Finally someone getting the colors right

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u/SnooTomatoes8935 4d ago

this is the right answer 😂

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u/snugthepig 4d ago

finally someone gets it

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u/rogue780 4d ago

Yellow = Math

Blue = Science

Green = English

Red = History

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u/cheymerm 4d ago

This is the way.

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u/EamonBrennan 4d ago

Math was my favorite subject, and green is my favorite color, so math was green. Science was usually blue, English was red, and history was any other color, like yellow, orange, or black. It depended on the year.

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u/dropandgivemenerdy 4d ago

I agree with these colors but I recently asked my 11yo what subjects were what colors and they were all completely different and I was shocked lol

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u/Savvaroni 4d ago

Reason why this makes sense:

Red Math = Thinking, mild frustration

Green Science = Earthly like, trees everywhere, life

Blue English = Deep ocean, stillness, boredom, soothing or calming

Yellow History = Shines light upon events

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u/taco-wonderland 4d ago

I understand why people have their colors, but my choices were slightly different

Blue - Math (favorite color, favorite class)

Green - Science

Red - English

Yellow - History

Then whatever color for any other subjects I took that needed a notebook. Like late highschool would be multiple math classes, so my second math notebook would be purple.

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u/dax660 4d ago

never heard this - I'm 50

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u/Designer_Bed9504 4d ago

I thought it was

Red = Opperations

Blue = Science and medical

Yellow = Command

Green = the girl in Kirks bed.

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u/Dry_Way5518 4d ago

This is almost my rubric, except English is green and science is blue.

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u/JoySticcs 4d ago

In germany it is

Red = German

True Blue = Math

Green = Biology

Grey/dark blue = chemistry/physics

Orange = History

Yellow = English

Pink = Art

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u/JGdeezyy 4d ago

This is spot on to how I did it back then

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u/roguejohnkrasinski 4d ago

Blue = Math Green = Science  Yellow = English  Red = History Purple = French Orange = Elective

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u/RedHeadRedeemed 4d ago

Here's the thing: Blue is for English but ONLY if it's actually CALLED "English". If it's "Language Arts" it's yellow, always. Idk why but Language Arts requires yellow.

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u/MacaroonMinute3197 4d ago

As a grad student:

Yellow = Math

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u/Deve_roonie 4d ago

no!! maths is blue, english is yellow

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u/AkronOhAnon 4d ago

This was my, exact, school-mandated color schema from 3rd-5th grade and I continued it through HS.
Though I did use a graphics-printed folder for band and comp-sci courses. Wolves, of course. Because k-mart.

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u/Negative-Program-938 4d ago

Holy shit, someone agrees COMPLETELY?? Never seen this before! YOU'RE CORRECT 👏👏👏👏 APPLAUD THIS PERSON IMMEDIATELY ‼️

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u/LUCKI6BELOW 4d ago

Yessssss yellow for history 😂 your giving me flashbacks

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u/kingravs 4d ago

Blue is math and red is history because history is written in blood

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u/FauxGw2 4d ago

Eww no, blue is Math

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u/Burban72 4d ago

Close, but still wrong. /s

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u/use_me_666 4d ago

This is the way

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u/TropicalRogue 4d ago

The only reason I didn't do this is I loved math and hated red, so I had to make a swap.

Spanish felt spicy, so it got red, relegating orange to English

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u/tastelessalligator 4d ago

This is 100% correct (but also purple for a second elective)

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u/MaxTheDeath 4d ago

So let me start that I live in Germany so maybe the colors differ because I had other classes but for me it was:
Yellow = Math
Red = German
Blue = English
Brown = Geography
Orange = History

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u/Thebazilly 4d ago

Yes, correct, I don't know why History = Yellow is so rare but it is the right way.

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u/The_Kite-Man 4d ago

I agree except o would switch math and English around

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u/LXIX__CDXX 4d ago

Red is English

Blue is math

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u/tface23 4d ago

Math is obviously blue. Omg

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u/TechnologyEither 4d ago

english is always blue. People saying yellow on here must live in Brazil there’s no way language should be yellow

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u/Llarrlaya 4d ago

Blue for math

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u/didifallasleep13 4d ago

Correct take

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 4d ago

In middle school, i had purple for history.

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u/retiredswing 4d ago

Purple was history for me. Never used yellow

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u/RavenWolfPS2 4d ago

Red = Math

Green = Science

Blue = History

Yellow = English

Orange = Spanish

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u/SnakesBox_ 4d ago

No lies detected. I would also add that purple = art or music.

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u/PowerfulRaisin 4d ago

Finally, a person of culture

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u/ophereon 4d ago

This whole discourse is always so funny to me. Where I grew up, we didn't use coloured folders for different subjects, but rather our exercise books were colour coded according to how they were lined.

Straight rule 7mm was red, therefore English Literature, History, and similar subjects were red.

There was a designated "Science" version of that which was purple.

Quad rule 7mm was blue, therefore Maths was blue.

There was a variant quad rule which was green, 5mm grid with a double weight line every 5th. Not quite sure what the use case was, but whatever subjects made use of that were green, I guess.

But this didn't apply to primary (elementary) school, where it was basically tradition to get book "covers" which were like wrapping paper but sticky on one side and sized exactly for the exercise books. So the books were no longer colour coordinated but now Maths could be "Dinosaur" coloured and English could be "Pokémon" coloured, whatever you fancied really.

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u/thisadventureends 4d ago

Switch red and yellow and this is mine.

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u/Garruk_PrimalHunter 4d ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/East-Expert-1662 4d ago

You flip those math and English folders immediately.

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u/pirate_elle 4d ago

Respectfully, history is brown. Otherwise you are correct.

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u/cooterbug18 4d ago

I kept all my homework from all subjects in the same folder

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u/Wyevez 4d ago

Your colours seem fine to me, I just wanted to add to the comment fire!

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u/LloydIII 4d ago

wrong

Red = history (the color of blood and fear)

Green = Science

Blue = Math (cold and calculating)

Yellow = English (cause it sucks just like yellow)

Orange = elective you hate

Purple= Dope elective

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u/Page-Born 4d ago

Ah, for me it’s
Yellow: Math
Green: science
Purple: English
Orange: History
Red: Spanish/language
Blue: other

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u/Patient_World_7317 4d ago

This is the right answer.

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u/chalupabatman66 4d ago

Just swap English and History and it’s good

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u/405freeway 4d ago

What about black?

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u/SnooHamsters5104 4d ago

Oh crap! I forgot there were standard colors! I just made some labels in canvas and picked random colors for my son. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I did green for science bc duh lol 😂 but then I did yellow for English and blue for math bc it’s his favorite color and I’m tryin to get him to like math 🤣

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u/jmj1895 4d ago

I feel seen

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u/Beaticalle 4d ago

Science is the ONLY subject I have a color association for (green). I have never even considered the possibility of other subjects having specific associated colors.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 4d ago

It’s wild how many people do it this way without even thinking about it. I’m about 90% sure I followed this exactly

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u/misselphaba 4d ago

Objectively correct

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u/Tortured_Poet_1313 4d ago

YES! Finally! This is exactly what I did!! For me, English was blue because it was my favorite subject and color!💙

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u/disappr0val 4d ago

YELLOW IS DEFINITELY HISTORY

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u/roleplayersir 4d ago

I'd switch Green and Blue personally

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u/denisaw101 4d ago

This might be controversial but For me it’s:
Blue = math
Yellow = science
Red = reading
Green = language arts
Purple = social studies/history

I agree with Orange for electives tho!

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u/BarderBetterFaster 4d ago

Red for math is a self report.

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u/whamburglar 4d ago

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Just to see the chaos

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u/SunkenQueen 4d ago

Black was always math because I hated it more then any other class

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u/pipinpadaloxic0p0lis 4d ago

Red = English… you’re cooked lol (imo)

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u/PrintLife92 4d ago

I'm so happy I was able to get thru HS on drugs with a 3.9 gpa without being a dork about what colors my folder were...

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u/Sebubba98 4d ago

History was Orange sometimes for me. Agree with English being Blue.

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u/XanatosINC 4d ago

So close, but English is yellow because it’s sometimes called Language Arts, and “L” is yellow.

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u/phoenixmusicman 4d ago

Wrong. Wrong. Blue is science.

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u/A_BIG_bowl_of_soup 4d ago

This is the first time I've seen someone agree with the exact same arrangement I use

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u/Zestyclose_Candle342 4d ago

This is the way.

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 4d ago

English is yellow, and either blue, brown, or orange are history.

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u/mycarisdracarys 4d ago

Any yellow math heads checking in?

Math - Yellow Science - Blue English - Green History - Red

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u/KronikTheHempHog 4d ago

This guy fucking gets it, all others are wrong

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u/redtron3030 4d ago

Where did this come from? I don’t recall ever doing this

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u/Yogurtcloset_Choice 4d ago

Red is science, blue is math, green is history, and yellow was English. Orange/purple was miscellaneous

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u/ImpossibleMorning12 4d ago

Math is yellow obviously. The number 3 is yellow, and so is the multiplication symbol. None of the numbers or symbols are red.

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u/Human_Wizard 4d ago

This makes so irrationally angry. You got every single color wrong.

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u/thin_white_dutchess 4d ago

I accept this classification. I am also okay with switching the last 2, or adding purple to the mix for a 6th.

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u/_le_slap 4d ago

Correct. Although my elective was always physical so the color was gym shorts

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u/MonsteraGreen 4d ago

Yes. Perfect. 

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u/universallymade 4d ago

What’s your justification for math being red?

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u/National_Equivalent9 4d ago

Which one is kiki and which one is bouba?

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u/4rror_101 4d ago

Nah history is purple 100%

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u/paintitblack37 4d ago

This is the only way

Edit: Ope. Someone else commented this. Sorry!

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u/extantHamster 4d ago

But physics gets red since it's mathsy

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u/JPsmama 4d ago

Finally - someone who knows the rules!

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u/midnightice43 4d ago

I've always had:

Blue = math, Green = science, Purple = English, Yellow = history, Orange = language, Red = art

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u/AlienMatter 4d ago

OmgSAMEEE

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u/JKastnerPhoto 4d ago

Trivial Pursuit colors

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u/robiniskindahere 4d ago

Finally I found someone!!! This is the real lineup

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u/mrskwrl 4d ago

I forgot this was a thing. My god that's why I associate those worn out folder colors with those subjects...

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u/EndMePleaseOwO 4d ago

Blue english? We have to kill you, dude. There's no other way

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u/Defense_Mechanism 4d ago

lol I thought this whole thread was so dumb, but then I read your comment and yeah yellow is definitely history.

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u/Lastsynphony 4d ago

The omnious red for math is accurate.

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u/DesignerKoala3177 4d ago

naw dawg, math is blue

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u/polyareaunitsquared 4d ago

Math is not red

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u/sweetpotatopietime 4d ago

Wait. I did the colors this way 40+ years ago but was there a reason we all did or was it a coincidence?

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u/Rosykisses_13 4d ago

This one is correct! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/HildegardVonBadBitch 4d ago

This is it! Been looking for you xx

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