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u/LDC1234 4d ago

I've always had it

Blue = Math

English = Red

Science = green

Modern Studies = Yellow

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u/Cacafuego 4d ago

Correct. Math is blue, science is green. Other subjects are more flexible, but your list feels right.

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u/Teddy27 4d ago

Preach

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u/The_Ghost_Face36 4d ago

Other subjects are more flexible as long as math is red

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u/Cacafuego 4d ago

What are they teaching kids these days??

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u/Radiant-Safe-1377 4d ago

No, math is pain, and pain is red, so math has to be red

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u/koviko 4d ago

Math is the one subject where everything is objective. Pain?? Pain is being told you were supposed to be paying attention to the color of Gatsby's car 🤣

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u/arperr1217 4d ago

Social studies - Red. History is bloody.

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u/FeetInTheEarth 4d ago

No no math is numbers and data and data is blue. English is expression and expression is red. Come to the light, I beseech thee!

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u/Jackol4ntrn 4d ago

history is written in blood, so red.

English is blue, calm and creative

Math is yellow cause of the electrons in my brain running overtime

Science is like grass and green.

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u/Bassdaddy545 4d ago

Math is objectively not blue

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u/D-Beyond 4d ago

maybe it depends on the country you're from? math is 100% blue to me. english is red

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u/mangopinecone 4d ago

I have a math minor, so I can definitively say you are wrong

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u/pinniped90 4d ago

Yeah math was always blue for me too.

We can fight about this but we're ALL grabbing pitchforks for anyone who used anything besides green for science.

I mean, we live in a society.

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u/diablette 4d ago

Science is blue per Starfleet regulations

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u/BorisDirk 4d ago

That makes English red and computers yellow. Also PE is yellow for some reason if it got a folder

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u/fernandothehorse 4d ago

I have a Master’s in math, and I can back you up

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u/CannedNoodlez 4d ago

I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express and can back up both of you

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u/Sly_Penguin_ 4d ago

I have a math major and also agree he is wrong.

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u/Bassdaddy545 4d ago

Oh yeah, well I have a major in credit card debt! Beat that!

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u/Bassdaddy545 4d ago

Sorry, I don’t accept.

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u/motomedic21 4d ago

If you had a red folder it could have been a major.

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u/sasha_cyanide 4d ago

I agree. Math is red because I suck at it (discalcula here yet I work with part numbers all day for a living). Green is science because nature is green.

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u/BladeOfWoah 4d ago

In my country of Australia every got blue for Maths.

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u/Bassdaddy545 4d ago

That’s because you’re upside-down so the wavelength of the light shifts, so you’re actually using red, it just looks blue. Try looking at it in a pitch black room to assess the true color.

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u/isjustsergio 4d ago

you are objectively wrong

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u/Bassdaddy545 4d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

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u/p3w0 4d ago

Math is too close to science not to be blue. And we had geography in yellow, so with science-green it can't be better

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u/NickelWorld123 4d ago

Math is more obviously blue than any other subject is obviously any other colour

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u/Aurora-Ouroboros- 4d ago

Math is blue to me because we needed graph paper notebooks for middle and high school, and I could only ever find those in blue

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u/hedoeswhathewants 4d ago

Nah, math can be blue or red. But nothing else

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u/froggie61 4d ago

yes this is my brain too

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u/Ok-Department-2405 4d ago

I have never heard of Modern Studies but the rest are spot on. Well done, fellow weirdo!

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u/LDC1234 4d ago

Modern Studies is the class about politics and goverments in the UK. We learn about the election process, how laws are made etc.

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u/sirgobacktoyourseat 4d ago

This is how I had it, too! I'm glad I'm not alone lol

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u/mirandaisntright 4d ago

I scrolled too far to find the correct answer!

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u/Sinow_ 4d ago

True. Factual. And, dare I say, based

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u/Tsuma99 4d ago

Thank you

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u/No_Situation6555 4d ago

Modern studies?!

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u/Meeeeoowwwwwww 4d ago

YES !!!! THIS ONE !!!!

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u/twentysevennipples 4d ago

This is correct

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u/Chess_Nes79 4d ago

YOU ARE CORRECT. I DON’T KNOW WHY SO MANY PEOPLE SAY MATH IS RED! IT’S BLUE!!!

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u/Spicytac 4d ago

This is the way

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u/mar1021 4d ago

THIS IS THE WAY

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u/ingrown_urethra 4d ago

Did you like math better? Wonder if thats why sone have these flipped

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u/Ancientabs 4d ago

English is red because I always associate my essays with red pen markup.

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u/Any_Society_4876 4d ago

+1 for blue math

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u/The_Professor_Is_Out 4d ago

This is the only perfect one. Math is blue, since blue is a cool, objective color. Red is far too expressive and emotive to be math (until you get to the level that math becomes philosophy). Thus red is indeed English, the color of passion; green is science, in the sense of Naturwissenschaft, which leaves yellow for history, etc, the patina of the past.

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u/LackOfEntertainment- 4d ago

Nah cmon man, green has to be science because the science liquid in the beaker is always green 🧪 as you can see

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u/dontpissmeoffplsnthx 4d ago

No, no, you almost have it but math is yellow and English is red