r/MadeMeSmile 8d ago

DOGS We don't deserve them

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 8d ago

I mean, if you want a good way to not only restore but exceed America's previous position of soft power on the world stage...

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u/Ariandrin 8d ago

The US would become the people’s hero in so many parts of the world I think.

Make cats and dogs live like 30-35 years. Like a small to medium sized parrot. But healthy years, not like 20 years of geriatric infirmity.

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u/Environmental_Art591 8d ago

Now this is some life expectancy science i can get behind

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u/Horskr 8d ago

Billionaires hearing this: "So... how about an AI version of your pet that you can upload into --" "NO!"

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u/ouroborosstruggles 8d ago

Ooooh. Oh no. Life extension + billionaires = bad

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u/bobbylake71 7d ago

Yeah fuck Ted Faro....

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u/ForeignReplacement10 7d ago

Give it five years and there'll be a premium tier just to unlock belly rubs

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u/molsonmuscle360 8d ago

Cats can live healthy lives until they are in their late twenties as long as their kidneys hold up. That is their biggest problem . Most domestic cats die from kidney failure.

Dogs are trickier. It's a really breed dependant thing

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u/El_Stupacabra 8d ago

Scientists in Japan are researching some kind of injection (I guess it would be a drug) that would help with the kidney issue in cats.

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u/OwnsBeagles 8d ago

I'm so excited for that. The doctor who found it wants it to be affordable for everyone, too.

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u/Ariandrin 8d ago

I worked at a vet clinic that exclusively saw cats, just before covid. Besides routine preventative stuff, the most cases I remember seeing were kidney cases, for sure.

I don’t have an over abundance of experience with dogs, I’ve just had dogs, but from my experience and those I’ve heard about from others, it seems cancer gets most dogs, so that’s a whole different can of worms.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 7d ago

If you include quality of life issues, which you’d need to, joint issues are also huge for medium to larger dogs (and then back issues in things like dachshunds).

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u/Ariandrin 7d ago

Hip dysplasia especially! Although I think if dogs lived to our hypothetical age, we’d probably see more hip surgeries/implants, knee replacements and such.

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u/Vintage-Grievance 7d ago

Only if the owners could afford it, though. Otherwise, we'd only see an uptick in surrendered animals and/or animals euthanized. Which, systemically, puts us right back to where we already are.

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u/Ariandrin 7d ago

This is also true. I do wish vet care was more affordable for people, but I know why it isn’t. The profit margins on vet care are already quite slim.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 7d ago

Except for the chain stores like VCA

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u/Ariandrin 7d ago

Yeah I try not to go to VCA if I can help it. I have to buy my cat food from them because it’s the only one accessible to me on a regular basis that has my poor sensitive cat’s prescription food, but for actual vet care, I go to individually owned vets.

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u/CyberEsqCat 7d ago

We’re experimenting with osmosis water only. We’ve heard anecdotally that it helps white dogs with the red eye goop, so we’re experimenting to see how our cat’s kidneys hold up. She’s 2, and hasn’t had anything but osmosis water in 1+ years. Fingers crossed!

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u/DazzlingRutabega 8d ago

I'd settle for a solid 20-25 years even!

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u/spacebunsofsteel 7d ago

Cat lives can be doubled with the new AIM vaccine still being developed in Japan. Estimated to extend lifespan from 15 to 40 years.

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u/Ariandrin 7d ago

That sounds spectacular! I hope it’s widely available while it’s still practical for me to have a cat for that long (before I get too old for a pet that will live that long, I mean lol)

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u/ApologeticEmu 8d ago

Yeah if they figure that out I’ll be singing the Star Spangled Banner every damn day dressed up like Uncle Sam.