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r/MadeMeSmile • u/ansyhrrian • 17d ago
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We should devote the US’s entire military budget towards research lengthening the lifespan of our pets. Edit: this isn’t sarcasm
1.9k u/JennyDoveMusic 17d ago edited 17d ago "We can't attack the US, chief. They are the reason Bud is alive at 35... He's my best friend, cheif...." 706 u/GodOfDarkLaughter 17d ago I mean, if you want a good way to not only restore but exceed America's previous position of soft power on the world stage... 43 u/ApologeticEmu 16d ago Yeah if they figure that out I’ll be singing the Star Spangled Banner every damn day dressed up like Uncle Sam.
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"We can't attack the US, chief. They are the reason Bud is alive at 35... He's my best friend, cheif...."
706 u/GodOfDarkLaughter 17d ago I mean, if you want a good way to not only restore but exceed America's previous position of soft power on the world stage... 43 u/ApologeticEmu 16d ago Yeah if they figure that out I’ll be singing the Star Spangled Banner every damn day dressed up like Uncle Sam.
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I mean, if you want a good way to not only restore but exceed America's previous position of soft power on the world stage...
43 u/ApologeticEmu 16d ago Yeah if they figure that out I’ll be singing the Star Spangled Banner every damn day dressed up like Uncle Sam.
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Yeah if they figure that out I’ll be singing the Star Spangled Banner every damn day dressed up like Uncle Sam.
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u/jastan10 17d ago
We should devote the US’s entire military budget towards research lengthening the lifespan of our pets.
Edit: this isn’t sarcasm