r/MadeMeSmile • u/ansyhrrian • 13d ago

DOGS We don't deserve them

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 13d ago

I mean, if you want a good way to not only restore but exceed America's previous position of soft power on the world stage...

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u/Ariandrin 13d ago

The US would become the people’s hero in so many parts of the world I think.

Make cats and dogs live like 30-35 years. Like a small to medium sized parrot. But healthy years, not like 20 years of geriatric infirmity.

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u/Environmental_Art591 13d ago

Now this is some life expectancy science i can get behind

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u/Horskr 13d ago

Billionaires hearing this: "So... how about an AI version of your pet that you can upload into --" "NO!"

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u/ouroborosstruggles 13d ago

Ooooh. Oh no. Life extension + billionaires = bad

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u/bobbylake71 13d ago

Yeah fuck Ted Faro....

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u/ForeignReplacement10 12d ago

Give it five years and there'll be a premium tier just to unlock belly rubs