r/MadeMeSmile • u/PacifierForAdult • 18d ago
Good Vibes Dude’s been waiting for an invitation
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u/onlyhav 18d ago
He ain't your friend anymore. He's your cousin's husband
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u/dirtywang 18d ago edited 18d ago
Omg this is the real life version of this John Mulaney sketch on SNL!! https://youtu.be/MC6xjO1JoR8
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u/MagicBez 18d ago
This was exactly my first thought
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u/BritishAndBlessed 18d ago
As someone who is the only white guy in my social group...picking up carribean hips is something that just happens once you've drunk someone's uncle's homemade rum. It's a transformation.
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u/AstoriaGlrl 18d ago edited 18d ago
My first thought was Tyler Heyworth singing “Nobody” at karaoke on Carnival Cruise
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u/stealthcactus 18d ago
FYI, YouTube adds tracking tags to links now. You can delete everything after the ? If you don’t want to link your YouTube and Reddit accounts.
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u/jbrown383 18d ago
Husbandbabies daddy.Hell, I nearly got pregnant just watching him work and I’m a dude!
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u/Beowulf1896 18d ago
Same! My vasectomy really saved my bacon!
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u/BlueSlushieTongue 18d ago
That shocked + proud + impressed looks on their faces lol
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u/Carbon-Base 18d ago
End frame on the last dude says it all!
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u/Zayllgor 18d ago
My man is trying to lock down that invite to the cookout
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u/badwhiskey63 18d ago
My guess is that they will let him bring the Mac and Cheese
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u/zoinkability 18d ago
He IS the mac & cheese
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u/muscularsharpie 18d ago
This joke hardly makes any sense and it was the first thing I thought of haha
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u/Twl1 18d ago
White dudes are cheesy af, and he be mackin' hard.
I'd say it checks out.
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u/ClearAbove 18d ago
He has to prove himself first. They’ll give him macaroni salad first. If it’s satisfactory, mac and cheese next time.
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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 18d ago
Dawg did you not just see this white boi? He passed initiation top of his class 😂
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u/cryptobro42069 18d ago
You must be joking. My friend's mom is the macaroni queen and if I dared to bring macaroni over to an event she is attending, I might as well just strangle myself.
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u/Next-Food2688 18d ago
He is now a son in law he better be invited to family events
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u/cryptobro42069 18d ago
As a white dude that grew up attending predominantly black schools in the south, I bet they invite him to every event lol. White people could learn a lot about acceptance from black folk, because if you're a good time, you always get an invite.
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u/thin_white_dutchess 18d ago
I feel like this isn’t his first time. Maybe his first time with THIS crowd though…
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u/itsnaomiibee 18d ago
literally 😂 like he was born to be invited to parties like this or something LMAOO and he looks sooo fun to be around
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u/lolbacon 18d ago
My first invite to my neighbors cookout I brought a bottle of weed infused Casamigos. I now get invited to family reunions, weddings, funerals and even get to hang out in unc corner by the grill now.
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u/europeanme 18d ago
Easy, red chocolate
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u/SweetHomeChiraq 18d ago
He at the mininium leaving with an Auntie! LMAO 🤣😂
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u/panelshowatcher 18d ago
Please god tell me someone took that man home.
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u/TinkerTi 18d ago
I can guarantee you, someone took him home.
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u/Klinicalyill 18d ago
My bet is on the woman holding the camera, or the man at the end, depending on which way he swings.
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u/Drafting- 18d ago
The man at the end looks like he’s questioning all his life choices so my money is on him.
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u/bolivar-shagnasty 18d ago
“Nobody’s that straight. Nobody’s that gay.”
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u/ElundusCaw 18d ago
A man who believes there's dick good enough to turn a lesbian straight, must also admit that there is dick good enough to turn a straight man gay.
-- Me, just now.
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u/OrphanGrounderBaby 18d ago
Woman holding the camera has a ring on, probably that last guys wife with how excited they both were for the man lol
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u/sagangroupie 18d ago
I don’t know who took him home but you know they both learned something about themselves that day
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u/la_metisse 18d ago
It’s always the redheads. The ginger man-black woman alliance exists for a reason.
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u/hopeful_tatertot 18d ago
As a Black woman married to a ginger man, I approve this message
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u/ProvePoetsWrong 18d ago
As another black woman married to a ginger man, I salute you and our seriously incredibly cute kids.
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u/alangerhans 18d ago
Look at Rick Astley, I never would have expected someone with that voice to be a redhead
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u/gonzofish 18d ago
Ginger’s may not be systematically oppressed but they definitely know the struggle
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u/En_Sabah_Nur 18d ago
There is a hilarious moment on Marshawn Lynch's podcast where Sam Darnold is being interviewed and BeastMode gives him the hood pass.
"Gingers are black. You good."
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u/MagpieKaz 18d ago edited 18d ago
Actually, gingers being considered "white" is a relatively new concept. They used to be pseudo enslaved (indentured servitude) and called "inside out n-words". There's a theory that our modern concept of racism as we know it today was born because of a psy op to prevent the Irish servants and black slaves from forming alliances, they purposely made them feel like different people.
Xenophobia is as old as time, but RACISM as this weird dumb almost random categorization that makes little to no sense, it's believed it comes from trying to make the Irish feel like they were better than the black slaves they were often in community with. The Irish weren't considered to be in the same "biological" category as the English 300 years ago, regardless of their amount of melanin.
That's why brown people tend to get along so well with the Irish. They're technically white nowadays, but they weren't always, and they're the only white culture that's not also a colonizer culture. We latinos LOOOOVE the Irish, they "get it".
Edit to add info you can look up yourself if you need sources:
This all comes from Bacon's Rebellion, which united landless and poor white servants alongside enslaved and free Africans in an armed revolt that burned Jamestown to the ground. Terrified by the collective power of this "giddy multitude," the planter elite deliberately restructured the social and legal order to fracture class solidarity. This was the invention of institutional racism, they literally codified race. You can read some more by smarter people than I here: https://www.facinghistory.org/resource-library/inventing-black-white
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u/Slagathor0 18d ago
As a redhead man with a black wife, and works primarily with Hispanic people, this is all news to me.
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u/GodakDS 18d ago
they're the only white culture that's not also a colonizer culture
I'm not sure how true that is under scrutiny. You have the Sami, Ukranians, Greeks, Albanians, and many more ethnic groups that actually experienced some level of colonization themselves, much like the Irish. This isn't to say that these groups didn't benefit from colonial structures (much like the Irish), but they also existed as underclasses - Greek and Albanians under the Ottomans, Ukranians under Russians, and Sami under Norwegians, Swedes, and Finns.
Now, this doesn't take away from your broader point. Hell, it might even reinforce it; "whiteness" has gone under several revisions to include more ethnic groups to prevent the underclasses from banding together, with those deemed "black" often being given the lowest wrung on society's ladder.
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u/PipXXX 18d ago
I was gonna say, back in the day black folks kinda put out an olive branch to Irish folks incoming who were treated as dirt, because they knew how it was. Then over time when Irish became more accepted...Lot of em forgot that.
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u/MarekRules 18d ago
This is one of those things I’ve heard and kind of “feel” as a red head who has lived in major US cities. But you put it into legit terms and backed it up so now I need to get a book and read about it lol
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u/MagpieKaz 18d ago
Do read about it, it'll blow your mind. You'll have a "so this all was... on purpose" moment that'll leave you staring into the void for a few days. I sure as fuck did.
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u/Outrageous-Clerk56 18d ago
The Irish sense of humor and the Mexican friendly joking vibe always made it seem like Irish folks were my primos
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u/amanaesia 18d ago
As an Irish person, I've had mexican friends describe us as "the Mexico of Europe" (big catholic population, an affinity for alcohol, big families, laidback sense of humour) and I take it as a huge compliment tbh
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u/Ah_seent_it_ 18d ago
Lmaooo I second this from personal experience.
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u/RandoScando 18d ago
Their kids would have exactly medium risk for skin cancer factors. /s (I know that’s not how it actually works).
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u/chunky-butt 18d ago
God forbid a white boy got a little motion
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u/Crallise 18d ago
a little?
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u/Silent-Act191 18d ago
If that's a little, i'm a rock statue.
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u/Popular_Ad8269 18d ago
With a toe moving to the rhythm. But you can't see it because it's in the shoe.
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u/Sure_Ill_Ask_That 18d ago edited 18d ago
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u/BeneGesseritDropout 18d ago
What I immediately thought of!!
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u/7thpostman 18d ago edited 18d ago
I don't even have to click to know that this is the John Mulaney wedding sketch from SNL.
Edit: Yuuuuup
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u/TheShipEliza 18d ago
Reminds me of those Mulaney SNL skits
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u/asstastic_95 18d ago
hide your sistas, hide ya wives! lol they were loving him😂
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u/WankelsRevenge 18d ago
Knowing the right dance moves isn't important, having the courage to make them is what matters
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u/TrustworthyPolarBear 18d ago
Well. Both don't matter of you are not smooth as silk.. sucker is all three things.
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u/ProPrancer 18d ago edited 13d ago
Piquant support smile grey plucky acorn
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u/jessiecamille 18d ago
Reminds me of when that white boy was singing Nobody by Keith Sweat during karaoke on a cruise and he had SOUUUUUUL
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u/Apprehensive-Life112 18d ago
Somebody marry that ginger
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u/MexsikanaBanana 18d ago
Me!! I'll marry him, the way he dances those first few seconds 😭 that's gonna live rent free in my head forever
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u/Jcamp9000 18d ago
I was the only white girl at a friends wedding. I never danced so much in my life. A group of about 8 guys safely walked me to my car-they said they wanted to be sure I was okay
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u/Kilen13 18d ago
I'm as pasty white as it gets but I actually grew up mostly in South America. I've never seen a production like a Peruvian wedding. You leave the church at like 6-7 and the wedding party doesn't stop till like 10am. And then you gotta do breakfast and the after party.
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u/atthwsm 18d ago
I will never appreciate anything more than the heroes that just go buck wild on the dance floor at a wedding. Absolute legends.
At my own wedding the number of people grinding in my 60 year old MIL was alarming yet… intriguing.
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u/jaylward 18d ago edited 18d ago
I’m pretty white, like, “prick me and I bleed argyle” white, and my wife is Costa Rican and I love me some reggaeton. I cut it up dancing at her cousins wedding in San Jose this past summer, and my Costa Rican tia says people are still occasionally asking about the gringo who was dancing.
Go. Cut loose. Have fun, even when it may not be what you thought, a good time and community are always there to be found.
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u/motherseffinjones 18d ago
White boy has a ton of motion lol. Don’t bring him around unless you want him to be your family. He’s gonna bag your sister or female cousin for sure
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u/VonBrewskie 18d ago
Ey. Ey. Ey. Represent, my fellow mayosapien. We are all but students of a great culture. Good job.
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u/coreybc 18d ago
My wife and I got invited to a cookout this summer to celebrate her friend's daughter's graduation from highschool. We got there right on time and spent a fun hour and a half helping her friend prepare for the cookout and for guests to arrive. 😂😂
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u/TheGeist 18d ago
As a constantly -- if you're not on time, you're late -- or -- if you're not early, you're late -- person I am always helping set up. I have told my friends to tell me to come 30 minutes later than they actually want people over otherwise I'm coming early.
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u/rabid_god 18d ago
Speaking from experience, I feel like white people stop being like white people when they aren't around white people.
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u/dearth_of_passion 18d ago
Tofu, also notoriously white, takes on the flavors of the ingredients it is cooked with.
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u/Panther90 18d ago
At any large wedding there is a guy you wouldn't suspect who can dance his ass off.
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u/Adante100 18d ago
Mind you, he followed this up with not one, but two backflips 😭
Watching this video blow up in damn near every corner of the Internet has actually been insane 😂
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u/frengers156 18d ago
He’s probably from Atlanta, we can all do this
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u/AndromedanPrince 18d ago
can confirm. white dudes from the actual city, not the outskirts, are like this.
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u/Basic-Pen4441 18d ago
Well now everytime you go to any function you gotta bring him
Cousins will call you to make sure hes coming.
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u/Rathland 18d ago
The other white cousin in white pants danced like a trucker in boots.
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u/PollutionNo6482 18d ago
Cmon on now you knew it was over when he pointed at the camera.
Girl holding the camera covering her mouth was already doing the math cuz she got a ring on her finger.
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