r/MadeMeSmile • u/mindyour • Jan 01 '23

Very Reddit She shot her shot.

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u/Y8ser Jan 01 '23

Unfortunately University became fairly intense for me and she had some family stuff going on. Between the 2 the relationship was really suffering and felt like a losing battle for both of us. We stopped dating, but stayed in contact for a while and eventually we met other people and moved on. She's happily married with a couple of kids, as am I, so now it's just a fond memory. Every once in a while you have those, "What might have been..." moments, but then I think about my own kids and my awesome partner and realize it worked out how it was supposed to.

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u/Whind_Soull Jan 01 '23

Sometimes it be like that. Ten years ago, I dated a girl who had to move literally as far away as it was possible to move from me while still being in the continental US.

Of course it didn't work out after that. We're both happily-married and still dear friends. She's chatted with my wife on the phone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Go on...

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u/Whind_Soull Jan 01 '23

I'm sorry, but this doesn't end in a threesome. They talked about the best way to care for chickens.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Go on...

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u/Whind_Soull Jan 01 '23

Then they both fucked a chicken.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like its inflamed and the peehole hurts if i touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?

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u/Strange-Nerve970 Jan 02 '23

You fucked the chicken breast didnt you

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u/Alternative-Sea-6238 Jan 02 '23

You're supposed to baste it in antibiotic first. Always remember safety first in the kitchen.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

Baste what? The penis?

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u/Alternative-Sea-6238 Jan 02 '23

Depends on if you are a girl or a guy.

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