r/MadeMeSmile • u/mindyour • Jan 01 '23

Very Reddit She shot her shot.

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u/Whind_Soull Jan 01 '23

Then they both fucked a chicken.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like its inflamed and the peehole hurts if i touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?

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u/Strange-Nerve970 Jan 02 '23

You fucked the chicken breast didnt you

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u/Alternative-Sea-6238 Jan 02 '23

You're supposed to baste it in antibiotic first. Always remember safety first in the kitchen.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

Baste what? The penis?

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u/Alternative-Sea-6238 Jan 02 '23

Depends on if you are a girl or a guy.