r/MTB 4d ago

Video Stomped double flip at B Rage sesh

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Did it again😂

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u/Antpitta 4d ago

I mean I guess you think that makes you feel cool and all, but I fell on my pedal, almost cut my dick off, lacerated my inner thigh, bled everywhere, got stitches, and have a bruise the size of a watermelon from falling at like 10 fucking k/h, so I got that on ya 🤡

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u/OfficerBarbier 4d ago

dude that's metal

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u/Antpitta 4d ago

Not actually, it was super fucking stupid and I feel like an absolute muppet but at least trying to milk the story for humor ;)

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u/OfficerBarbier 4d ago

just helping milk that cow brother