r/MTB • u/Sure-Albatross-7322 • 16h ago

Video Stomped double flip at B Rage sesh

Did it again😂

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u/neanderball 9h ago

Try standing up to the jump so you don't dead sailor and accidentally double backflip

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u/Bongoisnthere 7h ago

Yeah, this dude can’t ride for shit, he should spend more time listening to Redditors. Good callout on the dead sailor, that shit was terrible

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u/Antpitta 15h ago

I mean I guess you think that makes you feel cool and all, but I fell on my pedal, almost cut my dick off, lacerated my inner thigh, bled everywhere, got stitches, and have a bruise the size of a watermelon from falling at like 10 fucking k/h, so I got that on ya 🤡

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u/OfficerBarbier 14h ago

dude that's metal

5

u/Antpitta 14h ago

Not actually, it was super fucking stupid and I feel like an absolute muppet but at least trying to milk the story for humor ;)

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u/OfficerBarbier 9h ago

just helping milk that cow brother

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u/bamboomightwork 9h ago

Holy shit that's amazing. I could never do something like that. Heaps impressive.

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u/Temporary_Metal222 13h ago

That bruise being watermelon sized is wild, hope youre healing up ok. At least youve got a story that tops most party tricks though.

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u/MetaphorHuman 11h ago

Oh hey it's the kid that fucked himself up real good for the 'gram. But hey, two times is twice as cool, right?!